Mother - Daughter Combos

[Ke1t]

I'll have four from the top and two up their bottoms.... That was a Countdown reference.

 

Anyway... here's them.

 

[Jigot]

:spunk:

 

Well spotted Kelt,if I got into those two they would each end up with a gusset resembling a bill posters pail.NAP.

[Ke1t]

Honorable mention for the Kelly Girls, Lorraine and Rosie (18). Couple of little cute Pixies right there, makes you just want to stalk them through the foggy streets of Victorian Whitechapel.

 

"Oooh, Guvna! Wutcher doin' wif that big chopper?"

 

Well, allow me to show you, you fetching pair of flibberty gibbets.

 

[The Boofon]

A Lorraine Kelly and Carol Vorderman double would be tip top.

 

Their daughters as well.

[ollie1903]

Canna top the Vordermans, but I'd definitely take a beheading from Jane Seymour and daughter

[Ke1t]

A Lorraine Kelly and Carol Vorderman double would be tip top.

 

I'm Kelt, and I approve this comment.

 

[bonzodaddy73]

Was trying to get a picture of Goldie Hawn and Kate Hudson up,but cannae do it on my phone.

Anybody able to oblige?

[Ke1t]

Was trying to get a picture of Goldie Hawn and Kate Hudson up,but cannae do it on my phone.

Anybody able to oblige?

 

[urbanprotection]

Fuck, Goldie's been dookin for chips

[bonzodaddy73]

Why thank you Ke1t.

She's getting on but I bet you she's a goer.

[redsector]

I'm Kelt, and I approve this comment.

 

Ding Dong. Dream team

[dj_bollocks]

Funny what "comes up" on google when you search for "hot mother and daughter"

[muttonhumper]

How many mother and daughter combo's has abody ratlled then?

[ollie1903]

How many mother and daughter combo's has abody ratlled then?

Tup, nae doot, has been through a "maughter". Unfortunately members of his own family dinna count though.

 

He is fae Wick though so it's commonplace.

[Proud9]

[dj_bollocks]

That daughter (Eva Amurri) I think gets her jubblies oot in one of the season's of Californication and Sarandon isn't shy either...

 

Away to check...

 

Yep that's an affirmative

[dj_bollocks]

Tup, nae doot, has been through a "maughter". Unfortunately members of his own family dinna count though.

 

He is fae Wick though so it's commonplace.

 

Surely more Father, Son isn't it ? Is that Sother or Fon ?

[Sheep#1]

I'll have four from the top and two up their bottoms.... That was a Countdown reference.

 

Anyway... here's them.

 

 

Amazing, Vorderman is the ultimate cougar, like a fine wine, keeps getting better with age. Daughter is fit as fuck too

[dervish]

I'll have four from the top and two up their bottoms.... That was a Countdown reference.

 

Anyway... here's them.

 

 

What a spunky mess I'd make of that I be like this after...

 

 

[chaos_defrost]

What about Hulk Hogan's ex Mrs and their daughter?!

[Jigot]

How many mother and daughter combo's has abody ratlled then?

I've tupped two sisters but a week apart,does that coont?

Also banged my babysitter when I was 23(my auld baby sitter,I'll clear that up for the reprobates.)

[The Boofon]

I've tupped two sisters but a week apart,does that coont?

 

 

No.

[spamspamspam]

I've tupped two sisters but a week apart,does that coont?

Also banged my babysitter when I was 23(my auld baby sitter,I'll clear that up for the reprobates.)

 

When you were 23 your mum still got you a babysitter?

 

Or is this code for one of those nappy fetishes?

[spamspamspam]

Yasmin and Amber Le Bon

 

 

Jerry Hall and Georgia Jagger

 

[Jigot]

When you were 23 your mum still got you a babysitter?

 

Or is this code for one of those nappy fetishes?

I was pumpin the woman that used to watch me when I was wee,sick I know but there ye go.

[robbo]

I was pumpin the woman that used to watch me when I was wee,sick I know but there ye go.

 

one of the lads at my work is the same.

 

lad night out he bumps into his old babysitter. hes 22 and she must have been late 30s but he was smitten and was dying to get back to hers because as he later admitted, she must have seen his knob as a baby, wiped his arse etc...and he found that a turn on that this woman has seen everything.

 

what a weird fuckin reason to want to nail someone!

[Dandie1992]

I did a mother-daughter session once.

 

Got this lassie back to her place, but outside of the nightclub strobes, realised that she was a damn sicht older than she looked previously. Never did have a good poker face and I think the look on my face upon perusal of her beginning to sag tits gave it away. So she says..

 

"Look, I realise what's happened. You thought I was younger and now you're regretting it"

"No gonna lie, I didn't think that you were this old."

"Ok, well... to make it up to you do you fancy a mother-daughter session?" she said with a chikky wink.

"Arite en!"

"Ok... one second"

So she walks towards the stairs, flicks her hair back and shouts upwards ... "Mother!? Mother!? Are you awake?"

[chief_wiggum]

I did a mother-daughter session once.

 

Got this lassie back to her place, but outside of the nightclub strobes, realised that she was a damn sicht older than she looked previously. Never did have a good poker face and I think the look on my face upon perusal of her beginning to sag tits gave it away. So she says..

 

"Look, I realise what's happened. You thought I was younger and now you're regretting it"

"No gonna lie, I didn't think that you were this old."

"Ok, well... to make it up to you do you fancy a mother-daughter session?" she said with a chikky wink.

"Arite en!"

"Ok... one second"

So she walks towards the stairs, flicks her hair back and shouts upwards ... "Mother!? Mother!? Are you awake?"

 

 

I'd have a go at Sophie Ellis Shoebox heed and her Ma, Id give Janet a sticky back and it wouldn't be plastic

 

[Ke1t]

"Check out my baldy fud." says Carol Vorderman.

 

[Dom Sullivan]

"Check out my baldy fud." says Carol Vorderman.

 

That's a fair old cloven hoof right there