zander Posted September 18, 2012 Share Posted September 18, 2012 Two wifey coppers shot in Manchester one dead one in hospital. Gunman handed himself in. Link to comment
zander Posted September 18, 2012 Author Share Posted September 18, 2012 Second copper now confirmed dead. Link to comment
Henry Posted September 18, 2012 Share Posted September 18, 2012 PUN! If you insist. Dale Cregan. Maybe he caught them on the blindside. Link to comment
RUL Posted September 18, 2012 Share Posted September 18, 2012 He also killed two other folk Link to comment
Henry Posted September 19, 2012 Share Posted September 19, 2012 Manchester United will wear black armbands during tonight's Champions League match against Galatasaray, in honour of the two policewomen, PC Fiona Bone and PC Nicola Hughes, who died on Tuesday while on duty in the Greater Manchester area.Manager Sir Alex Ferguson said: "We are all deeply saddened by the tragic loss of two young policewomen protecting our community." FFS. Link to comment
tup Posted September 19, 2012 Share Posted September 19, 2012 Maybe Dale Cregan should have popped into 'Tup's Corner' to discuss the 2 Link to comment
Redstar Posted September 19, 2012 Share Posted September 19, 2012 PUN!More of a Sun headline Cyclops...kills cops Link to comment
bonzodaddy73 Posted September 19, 2012 Share Posted September 19, 2012 What a screwball. Eye for one am happy he handed himself in. Link to comment
tup Posted September 19, 2012 Share Posted September 19, 2012 Let's not lose sight of the vision of hell we've seen here. It would bring a tear to a glass eye. I believe in an eye for eye in terms of seeing justice done. Link to comment
Ke1t Posted September 19, 2012 Share Posted September 19, 2012 I've focal to add to this.... Link to comment
The Boofon Posted September 20, 2012 Share Posted September 20, 2012 I've focal to add to this.... This thread couldn't get any cornea. Link to comment
Ke1t Posted September 20, 2012 Share Posted September 20, 2012 This thread couldn't get any cornea. I'm retina bit fed up of all these puns. Link to comment
tommo1903 Posted September 21, 2012 Share Posted September 21, 2012 Was he on the lash before he killed them? Link to comment
The Boofon Posted September 21, 2012 Share Posted September 21, 2012 Was he on the lash before he killed them? Aye Lidls own brand lager. That's actually not a bad little brew brow. Link to comment
tommo1903 Posted September 21, 2012 Share Posted September 21, 2012 I'm sure the guy was being paid to kill them, I hear he had contacts. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted September 21, 2012 Share Posted September 21, 2012 Nah he's been framed. It's an open and shut case. Link to comment
looksgoodinred Posted October 11, 2012 Share Posted October 11, 2012 A guy has been jailed for 4 months for wearing a t-shirt with a (homemade) slogan on it. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-19911943 not a view i'd share with him, but jailing him seems a bit much. how about some community service (and not costing the UK taxpayer money to keep him)? Link to comment
Dynamo Posted October 11, 2012 Share Posted October 11, 2012 Holy fuck. 4 months for wearing a tee shirt? Actually, he's so stupid for making and wearing it, fuck him. As I'm sure will happen inside. Jailed for stupidity. What an idiot. Looks like a tosser anyway. No loss. Fuck him, as you say. Link to comment
daytripping Posted October 11, 2012 Share Posted October 11, 2012 This jailing people for deemed offensive things is getting out of hand, what happened to free speech. The Mcanns can leave 3 small kids alone in a room and escape punishment but you get jailed for wearing a t-shirt, out of order. 2 Link to comment
dj_bollocks Posted October 11, 2012 Share Posted October 11, 2012 Let's see Justin Lee Collins - abuser of women 140 hours of community serviceMan wearing offensive T shirt - 4 months in prison (I've seen it other places as 8) Guess we've got our priorities right in this country... Link to comment
360 Posted October 11, 2012 Share Posted October 11, 2012 The McCanns. They fucked up big style and they're paying a big price. Not as big a price as their dead daughter obviously but I don't see that jailing them is going to prove valuable to their rehab. They certainly won't be making that mistake again without needing to be incarcerated. Shocking affair. Horrible people. Write that on a t-shirt and you would get locked up. Link to comment
dj_bollocks Posted October 11, 2012 Share Posted October 11, 2012 Or maybe we just all go out like this... http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-wiltshire-19909801 Surely the farmer that owns them should be sentenced to death... Link to comment
The Boofon Posted October 11, 2012 Share Posted October 11, 2012 Or maybe we just all go out like this... http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-wiltshire-19909801 Surely the farmer that owns them should be sentenced to death... You can't blame the hoof of today for that one. Link to comment
Ke1t Posted October 11, 2012 Share Posted October 11, 2012 A guy has been jailed for 4 months for wearing a t-shirt with a (homemade) slogan on it. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-19911943 Jesus arseholing fucking Christ... 4 months in pokey for expressing his opinion? You can be imprisoned for simply annoying the cops? Are there no Freedom of Speech laws in Britain? Plenty wrong with the U.S, but the ACLU would have been over that like a fat kid on a hamburger, and rightly so. Link to comment
Redstar Posted October 11, 2012 Share Posted October 11, 2012 A guy has been jailed for 4 months for wearing a t-shirt with a (homemade) slogan on it. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-19911943 I'm just amazed you felt the need to point out the fact it was (homemade) outstanding! 1 1 Link to comment
E-P-K Posted October 11, 2012 Share Posted October 11, 2012 Better not wear the old NWA t-shirt then. Or maybe that's ok as it is not homemade. Link to comment
Henry Posted November 15, 2012 Share Posted November 15, 2012 Jesus arseholing fucking Christ... 4 months in pokey for expressing his opinion? You can be imprisoned for simply annoying the cops? Are there no Freedom of Speech laws in Britain? Plenty wrong with the U.S, but the ACLU would have been over that like a fat kid on a hamburger, and rightly so. Here's one for you Kelt. A man has been taken to court for trying to feed sausage rolls to police horses. Francis Kelly is accused of giving the pastries to the animals, actions that saw him being arrested. Prosecutors allege he behaved in a "threatening or abusive manner" by attempting to feed the horses a spiced-pork pastry snack. The 41-year-old will now stand trial 2013 in a type of case rarely seen in Scottish courts. The incident is said to have taken place in Pollokshaws Road, Glasgow, on September 26. The breach of the peace accusation also claims Kelly "adopted an aggressive stance" towards the officers in charge of the horses when told to put the sausage rolls away. It is not known how Kelly, of the city's Govanhill, initially came into contact with the horses. He denies the charge against him and will return to Glasgow's Justice of the Peace court next February for trial. He was unavailable for comment regarding the bizarre claims, but a source close to the case said he would be fighting the charge. The insider added: "His view is simply that he thought the horses looked hungry, daft as that sounds." Link to comment
Ke1t Posted November 15, 2012 Share Posted November 15, 2012 You would think that anyone with a halfway decent lawyer would not only be acquitted, but could potentially sue the cops for harassment, or whatever unlawful arrest laws there are. "Francis Kelly is accused of giving the pastries to the animals, actions that saw him being arrested." "Giving pastries to animals" is an actual criminal offence, is it? Toby Smith, 4, was arrested after Giving Bread Products to Ducks. Link to comment
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