tup Posted October 8, 2012 Share Posted October 8, 2012 Roll up, roll up folks. Get your membership forms in for the Wanker Club. All you need is a proposer and a seconder. All members need do is needlessly and relentlessly moan and nitpick after every poor Dons performance. A tendency for 'I told you so' style doom-mongering is also welcome after a few draws on the spin. The only other thing you have to do is disappear completely for a few days after we play well. 2 Link to comment
diamondsr4ever Posted October 8, 2012 Share Posted October 8, 2012 Roll up, roll up folks. Get your membership forms in for the Wanker Club. All you need is a proposer and a seconder. All members need do is needlessly and relentlessly moan and nitpick after every poor Dons performance. A tendency for 'I told you so' style doom-mongering is also welcome after a few draws on the spin. The only other thing you have to do is disappear completely for a few days after we play well. I propose redstar 2 Link to comment
vanderark14 Posted October 8, 2012 Share Posted October 8, 2012 I propose redstar I'll second that Do you have to be in the club to propose or second someone? Link to comment
tup Posted October 8, 2012 Author Share Posted October 8, 2012 I'll second that Do you have to be in the club to propose or second someone? Aye, I'm afraid so. I can see sheepiekev being quickly accepted so that gives you two to perm from three for starters. Peterheid Loon will also be falling over himself to get his form in. Link to comment
Redstar Posted October 8, 2012 Share Posted October 8, 2012 I'll second that Do you have to be in the club to propose or second someone?Thanks...I'll propose Boofon...he's been fairly quite today Link to comment
vanderark14 Posted October 8, 2012 Share Posted October 8, 2012 Thanks...I'll propose Boofon...he's been fairly quite today If I have this right..............according to block heed, Stoney, K-9 and yourself are already in the wanker club so you don't need to be proposed Link to comment
diamondsr4ever Posted October 8, 2012 Share Posted October 8, 2012 If I have this right..............according to block heed Stoney, K-9 and yourself are already in the wanker club so you don't need to be proposed I'm confused. Link to comment
vanderark14 Posted October 8, 2012 Share Posted October 8, 2012 I'm confused. you can't propose anyone as you are not in the wanker club Link to comment
vanderark14 Posted October 8, 2012 Share Posted October 8, 2012 Ah its the other member of the wanker club. The pedantic stat waving spastic of the site (other than Stoney of course). see above diamonds Link to comment
looksgoodinred Posted October 8, 2012 Share Posted October 8, 2012 Seconded. I don't think you can second that. You're not a fully constituted wanker yet. Link to comment
robbojunior Posted October 8, 2012 Share Posted October 8, 2012 I don't think you can second that. You're not a fully constituted wanker yet. are women allowed in the wanker club? without a cock, can you actually 'wank'? or is it just 'masturbation'? Link to comment
diamondsr4ever Posted October 8, 2012 Share Posted October 8, 2012 you can't propose anyone as you are not in the wanker club ah...ok..... Link to comment
diamondsr4ever Posted October 8, 2012 Share Posted October 8, 2012 are women allowed in the wanker club? without a cock, can you actually 'wank'? or is it just 'masturbation'? The Beanflicker Club 1 Link to comment
tup Posted October 8, 2012 Author Share Posted October 8, 2012 I'm sure that Stoney and K-9 will approve the initial flurry of applications. So you can take it as read that they'll be accepted. I propose dj_bollocks. Do I have a seconder? Link to comment
vanderark14 Posted October 8, 2012 Share Posted October 8, 2012 I'm sure that Stoney and K-9 will approve the initial flurry of applications. So you can take it as read that they'll be accepted. I propose dj_bollocks. Do I have a seconder? who said you could propose anyone? you are not an official wanker yet what a prick Link to comment
Redstar Posted October 8, 2012 Share Posted October 8, 2012 see above diamondsOther member (single) would suggest the club was only a twosome...although I'm honoured to be in such illustrious company and make up the threesome so to speak ...K9 and Stoney are my favourite posters :thumbs: Link to comment
looksgoodinred Posted October 8, 2012 Share Posted October 8, 2012 are women allowed in the wanker club? without a cock, can you actually 'wank'? or is it just 'masturbation'? I dont know. Never given it thought. But I'm far too optimistic about the Dons fortunes and life in general to be a wanker club member. Link to comment
tup Posted October 8, 2012 Author Share Posted October 8, 2012 ah...ok..... Your application has been accepted. i.e. you can propose awa. Link to comment
vanderark14 Posted October 8, 2012 Share Posted October 8, 2012 Other member (single) would suggest the club was only a twosome...although I'm honoured to be in such illustrious company and make up the threesome so to speak ...K9 and Stoney are my favourite posters :thumbs: so which of the three is in charge of the wanker club? is that up to block heed? which club is he in? Link to comment
Dynamo Posted October 8, 2012 Share Posted October 8, 2012 who said you could propose anyone? you are not an official wanker yet what a prick Is it nae his club though? The Wanker Clubs original wanker? Link to comment
diamondsr4ever Posted October 8, 2012 Share Posted October 8, 2012 Your application has been accepted. i.e. you can propose awa. I propose Roberto! Link to comment
vanderark14 Posted October 8, 2012 Share Posted October 8, 2012 I dont know. Never given it thought. But I'm far too optimistic about the Dons fortunes and life in general to be a wanker club member. nobody seems to know the rules so nobody really knows who can propose who and when in to this club Link to comment
tup Posted October 8, 2012 Author Share Posted October 8, 2012 who said you could propose anyone? you are not an official wanker yet what a prick The Wanker Club was dying on it's arse until I got involved. Two members was not even enough for a quorum at the AGM ffs! This is the shake up The Wanker Club has been crying out for. Link to comment
vanderark14 Posted October 8, 2012 Share Posted October 8, 2012 Is it nae his club though? The Wanker Clubs original wanker? I'm nae sure Dynamo looks like tup has just admitted himself with out any of the existing wankers proposing him. Doesn't seem fair to anyone wishing to become a wanker to me The Wanker Club was dying on it's arse until I got involved. Two members was not even enough for a quorum at the AGM ffs! This is the shake up The Wanker Club has been crying out for. Link to comment
K-9 Posted October 8, 2012 Share Posted October 8, 2012 I'm sure that Stoney and K-9 will approve the initial flurry of applications. So you can take it as read that they'll be accepted. I propose dj_bollocks. Do I have a seconder?Club is pretty exclusive and it will stay that. We don't just let every wanker in. Board meeting coming up and applications will be discussed. 1 Link to comment
diamondsr4ever Posted October 8, 2012 Share Posted October 8, 2012 The Wanker Club was dying on it's arse until I got involved. Two members was not even enough for a quorum at the AGM ffs! This is the shake up The Wanker Club has been crying out for. Do I have to head to the disabled bogs to celebrate the induction? Link to comment
paddy Posted October 8, 2012 Share Posted October 8, 2012 Is this a Cyber Wanker Club or a real one? Link to comment
diamondsr4ever Posted October 8, 2012 Share Posted October 8, 2012 Club is pretty exclusive and it will stay that. We don't just let every wanker in. Board meeting coming up and applications will be discussed. fukk sake, I was in mid tug! fits happening. Link to comment
vanderark14 Posted October 8, 2012 Share Posted October 8, 2012 I have another question, what is the membership fee? and what is the clubs charter? do you need to wank a specific amount of times per month to maintain membership? Link to comment
tup Posted October 8, 2012 Author Share Posted October 8, 2012 I didna even know The Wanker Club existed until afc_blockhead highlighted it earlier. I had noticed in the past that Stoney and K-9 had a tendency to back each other up. Little did I know they were active members of a club designed for that purpose! Wankers! However, if you're a wanker it makes absolute sense to pool your resources with other wankers. Fair play to them. Soon as I heard of it I wanted to join so I PM'd the committee and here I am. 1 Link to comment
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