Fear And Loathing In Perth

[tup]

Lethal Weapon

[looksgoodinred]

huh. i suppose anything being thrown at you with the intention of actually hitting a person could cause fear. a knife or chair more so than black pudding though.

 

but what of the accused assaulting a 10-year-old girl by kicking her on the leg to her injury? a little nastier. and the charge was just dropped?

[tup]

A whole butcher's black pudding, unsliced, and just out of the chill, would hurt like fuck if you assaulted someone about the head with it.

 

I'm going to give it a blast and see what the results are.

[Henry]

A whole butcher's black pudding, unsliced, and just out of the chill, would be nice as fuck if you shoved it up your arse.

 

I'm going to give it a blast and see what the results are.

 

[Redstar]

I think someone

[looksgoodinred]

A whole butcher's black pudding, unsliced, and just out of the chill, would hurt like fuck if you assaulted someone about the head with it.

 

I'm going to give it a blast and see what the results are.

 

you could just dodge it? i suspect it won't come sailing toward your head at any great speed.

 

(saying that, a US man was not long ago arrested and charged with battery for throwing a slice of pizza at his wife, and hitting her in the abdomen. not even the whole box! just a slice. )

[tup]

you could just dodge it? i suspect it won't come sailing toward your head at any great speed.

 

I was thinking more of swinging it like a baseball bat whilst still holding the other end.

 

Just throwing it wouldna be sore at all.

 

But if you cracked someone in the face with it, from the blind side, that would hurt. If you caught them with the metal ring at the end of it, you might get the added bonus of them losing the sight in one eye via the blow.

[looksgoodinred]

I was thinking more of swinging it like a baseball bat whilst still holding the other end.

 

Just throwing it wouldna be sore at all.

 

But if you cracked someone in the face with it, from the blind side, that would hurt. If you caught them with the metal ring at the end of it, you might get the added bonus of them losing the sight in one eye via the blow.

 

that does not sound very nice. nor dignified. i'm surprised you'd entertain the notion, Tup.

[tup]

We're speaking theoretically here, as if it were the pages of a textbook.

 

Obviously this would all be done in the strictest of laboratory conditions.

 

Nobody would actually get hurt.

 

No need for fake blood either, the black pudding is full of real blood!

[looksgoodinred]

We're speaking theoretically here, as if it were the pages of a textbook.

Obviously this would all be done in the strictest of laboratory conditions.

 

Nobody would actually get hurt.

 

No need for fake blood either, the black pudding is full of real blood!

 

ahh! just like your planned game of pool with EPK

 

as you were then!

[tup]

The game with EPK will only not happen if he chickens out.

 

So I'd say there's a fair chance it won't happen.

[ChutneyLove]

A whole butcher's black pudding, unsliced, and just out of the chill, would hurt like fuck if you assaulted someone about the head with it.

 

I'm going to give it a blast and see what the results are.

The person who said that an onion is the only vegetable that can make you cry has obviously never had a turnip chucked off their heid.

[The Boofon]

The person who said that an onion is the only vegetable that can make you cry has obviously never had a turnip chucked off their heid balls.

 

Copyright Andy Cameron Sunday phone in circa 1980.

[tightbreeks]

i mind the wee jingle going to play football on saturday or sunday afternoon.

 

andy cameron

on the radio

nice to know that you've got a friend.

 

hate.