phoenix Posted October 23, 2012 Share Posted October 23, 2012 Broccoli combats even the most aggressive breast cancer , say scientists and flu shot doesn Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted October 23, 2012 Share Posted October 23, 2012 Broccoli combats even the most aggressive breast cancer , say scientists and flu shot doesn Link to comment
tommo1903 Posted October 23, 2012 Share Posted October 23, 2012 Anyone over 65 shouldn't be treated for anything. We're over populated. A young man ain't got nothing in the world these days. Link to comment
phoenix Posted October 23, 2012 Author Share Posted October 23, 2012 That's coz it contains a special serum to knock off those coffin dodging pension grabbing bastards There is a valid arguement that the world is going to shit today ever since it was decided to grant youth more wealth , power and influence( in the time of Thatcher , as I recall ). They're nae ready. Young Prime Ministers should be a contradiction in terms ; being clever and powerful can be dangerous and it is better to be experienced and wise. Cameron is our youngest ever and Blair not much older when he was incumbent.....or a meringue ? Link to comment
tommo1903 Posted October 23, 2012 Share Posted October 23, 2012 There is a valid arguement that the world is going to shit today ever since it was decided to grant youth more wealth , power and influence( in the time of Thatcher , as I recall ). They're nae ready. Young Prime Ministers should be a contradiction in terms ; being clever and powerful can be dangerous and it is better to be experienced and wise. Cameron is our youngest ever and Blair not much older when he was incumbent.....or a meringue ? Old people just go on about stuff that happened years ago. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted October 23, 2012 Share Posted October 23, 2012 Old people just go on about stuff that happened years ago. Fuck knows what my faither-in-law wid talk about if WW2 hadnae happened. Link to comment
tup Posted October 23, 2012 Share Posted October 23, 2012 Agreed that old folk are expendable. They're also a pain in the arse with all their tales of woe. Link to comment
tommo1903 Posted October 23, 2012 Share Posted October 23, 2012 Fuck knows what my faither-in-law wid talk about if WW2 hadnae happened. Just remind him that your shagging his daughter. Link to comment
tup Posted October 23, 2012 Share Posted October 23, 2012 They use boiling beef in their soup that's why they're good at it. They also use lard when they're baking. It's all because food was rationed or something after the war. They had to make the most of what they had apparently. Link to comment
tup Posted October 23, 2012 Share Posted October 23, 2012 They like reading the People's Friend. And they do that licking their thumb thing when they turn the pages. Link to comment
The Oxford Don Posted October 23, 2012 Share Posted October 23, 2012 Also good at knitting I like old people. Sexually, or just on a platonic level? Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted October 23, 2012 Share Posted October 23, 2012 They like reading the People's Friend. And they do that licking their thumb thing when they turn the pages. and peering over the top of their specs while trying to read something on their mobile Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted October 23, 2012 Share Posted October 23, 2012 Sexually, or just on a platonic level? Depends on whether or not their careworker is around Link to comment
tup Posted October 23, 2012 Share Posted October 23, 2012 They also like to lecture young folk on where they're going wrong even though they've got like 11 bairns or something and had another 8 that were stillborn. And we shouldna be going out at the weekend etc etc! Link to comment
fatshaft Posted October 23, 2012 Share Posted October 23, 2012 I like Broccoli.just as well for you, being as you are, a breast Link to comment
phoenix Posted October 23, 2012 Author Share Posted October 23, 2012 Like kidz don't moan , especially the teenage variety. Twenty sumthins may be a bittie muted because of an improving awareness of the horrors of our capitalist system - backstabbings , whistleblowings , medicines that don't work and worse , anything-for-a-buck culture but hey , at least they've got youth on their side. Thirty sumthins are probably in their prime and unless they have punished their own bodies thro' a variety of overindulgence , they can still raise a rigid digit towards the grim repear - still just as likely to moan tho' , injustices being a favourite. Forty sumthins probably moan more about the kids and the eternal spiral of increasing prices , not for the purpose of job creation but to make the rich richer and fifty sumthins are beginning to moan about how little time we actually get here and the finite lifespan of individual organs. I moan therefore I am. Sixty sumthins on the other hand , especially once retired , have achieved a state of grace , are survivors and have nothing left to lose , other than life itself like. Knowing that 54,000,000,000 have already lost theirs along the road tend to make it that bit easier. And according to the mighty Richard Dawkins( Sex , Death and the Afterlife ) our genes survive. You , my mighty Dons friends , have genes in you that were passed on by some fish in the primordial sea of life that existed 2,300,000,000 years ago. Link to comment
tommo1903 Posted October 23, 2012 Share Posted October 23, 2012 I'm 20 something, and will likely rule the world one day. Link to comment
tup Posted October 23, 2012 Share Posted October 23, 2012 You want to be like me when you grow up tommo1903. Link to comment
looksgoodinred Posted October 23, 2012 Share Posted October 23, 2012 Broccoli combats even the most aggressive breast cancer , say scientists and flu shot doesn Link to comment
tommo1903 Posted October 23, 2012 Share Posted October 23, 2012 You want to be like me when you grow up tommo1903. Bald, angry and divorced? No thanks. 1 1 Link to comment
The Boofon Posted October 23, 2012 Share Posted October 23, 2012 Bald, angry and divorced? No thanks. 1 Link to comment
looksgoodinred Posted October 23, 2012 Share Posted October 23, 2012 I'm not divorced. but nae refuting the others. ach, yer a sexy bald bastard after all! 1 1 Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted October 23, 2012 Share Posted October 23, 2012 but nae refuting the others. ach, yer a sexy bald bastard after all! 2 Link to comment
tup Posted October 23, 2012 Share Posted October 23, 2012 I'm not bald, I just dinna have a full heid of hair. Which is perfect for headbutting the likes of tommo1903. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted October 23, 2012 Share Posted October 23, 2012 I'm not bald, I just dinna have a full heid of hair. Dae ye sport a Bobby Charlton style? Link to comment
tup Posted October 23, 2012 Share Posted October 23, 2012 Dae ye sport a Bobby Charlton style? No Brian, I sport a shaved head. You're lucky you're too old to get a kicking for your cheek. Link to comment
tommo1903 Posted October 23, 2012 Share Posted October 23, 2012 I'm not bald, I just dinna have a full heid of hair. Which is perfect for headbutting the likes of tommo1903. You couldn't reach, shortarse. Link to comment
tup Posted October 23, 2012 Share Posted October 23, 2012 You couldn't reach, shortarse. I'm certainly not short. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted October 23, 2012 Share Posted October 23, 2012 I'm certainly not short. Tommo is. He meant reach down the way and added a comma by mistake. Link to comment
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