Dishwashers

[daytripping]

Surely the greatest invention ever by mankind (I'm assuming a man invented it).

 

You pop in dirty dishes and they come oot clean and dry, jist amazing. The next invention should be machines that fill themselves and put the dishes away.

[looksgoodinred]

actually.. it appears to have been a woman.

 

Modern dishwashers are descended from the 1887 invention of Josephine Cochrane who invented a new advanced dishwasher, also hand-powered, which she unveiled at the 1893 Chicago World's Fair. Cochrane was quite wealthy and was the granddaughter of John Fitch, the inventor of the steamboat. She never washed dishes herself and invented the dishwasher because her servants were chipping her fine china.

[Jigot]

Surely the greatest invention ever by mankind (I'm assuming a man invented it).

 

You pop in dirty dishes and they come oot clean and dry, jist amazing. The next invention should be machines that fill themselves and put the dishes away.

The laddie's bird fucked up oor dishwasher by putting a thin plastic bread bin in the cunt.It melted and all the molten plastic clogged up the cunt.Thick hoor.

[Mouse]

You pop in dirty dishes and they come oot clean and dry, jist amazing.

Not ours, it's pish. A built in jobby and the third one since the kitchen was installed 10 years ago (the other two broke, one flooding the kitchen floor). The previous standalone one lasted 10 years

[looksgoodinred]

The laddie's bird fucked up oor dishwasher by putting a thin plastic bread bin in the cunt.It melted and all the molten plastic clogged up the cunt.Thick hoor.

 

most likely her domestic abilities aren't what he's attracted to, and why he keeps her aboot.

buy a new dishwasher.

[Ke1t]

Not ours, it's pish. A built in jobby and the third one since the kitchen was installed 10 years ago (the other two broke, one flooding the kitchen floor). The previous standalone one lasted 10 years

 

We've just installed our third Dishwasher since we moved into this hoose.

 

Speaking to the guys who sold and installed it, it sounds like 4 - 5 years is the average life of a dishwasher.

[looksgoodinred]

i haven't found a dishwasher yet that i'm particularly happy about.

i scrape dishes and turn on the dishwasher frequently. but i refuse to WASH dishes before they're put in a dishwasher ffs.

 

i wash all plastic storage containers, pots, pans and some special bits by hand.

the least it can do is properly wash china plates and glasses.

[Jigot]

most likely her domestic abilities aren't what he's attracted to, and why he keeps her aboot.

buy a new dishwasher.

She must be some pump LGIR because she once asked me if Polar Bears breath under water,ffs.

As there are just the two of us in the house now the wife copes admirably with the dishes and other domestic chores, after all,females were bred for it.So me auld man used to say.

[looksgoodinred]

She must be some pump LGIR because she once asked me if Polar Bears breath under water,ffs.

As there are just the two of us in the house now the wife copes admirably with the dishes and other domestic chores, after all,females were bred for it.So me auld man used to say.

 

do they?

[Ke1t]

do they?

 

Oy vey.

 

[looksgoodinred]

Oy vey.

 

 

unplug your nose.. i was kidding

 

but not about how most dishwashers are crap though. they are.

[Ke1t]

unplug your nose.. i was kidding

 

[Dandyesque]

i haven't found a dishwasher yet that i'm particularly happy about.

 

 

I have - I'm getting married this weekend.

 

 

BOOM!

[Dynamo]

Washing dishes is pretty much the worst thing ever. The dishwasher I have is made by 'Smeg'...

[Pudgie]

Washing dishes is pretty much the worst thing ever. The dishwasher I have is made by 'Smeg'...

I call your "dishwashing" and raise you "ironing".

[Dynamo]

I call your "dishwashing" and raise you "ironing".

 

Aye I imagine ironing would be a pain in the arse.

[Tommy]

Aye I imagine ironing would be a pain in the arse.

 

 

[Dandyesque]

I am considering buying a SMEG Iron.

 

That way, I'll have SMEG down the front of my trousers.

 

In more ways than one

[tup]

The ultimate feel invention for lazy, useless folk.

 

Get a grip is all I can say to those who use dishwashers.

 

I had one pre-installed in a rented house before and I never so much as switched it on for four years, and wouldna ken how to.

[Stoney]

Me and the missus don't have a dishwasher, just wash the dishes in the sink.

 

There is only 2 of us, and we wash up after every meal so no need for us to get a dishwasher. I think they are shit.

 

Same, destroys your stuff pretty quickly, my mother had one and ended up skipping it!

[Tommy]

Me and the missus don't have a dishwasher, just wash the dishes in the sink.

 

There is only 2 of us, and we wash up after every meal so no need for us to get a dishwasher. I think they are shit.

 

 

Totally agree, they are for lazy people who will not have soft hands coz mild green

fairy liquid is da biz.

 

Tumbledryer > Dishwasher.

[tup]

Anyway, it's only women who need to worry about this kind of thing.

 

Or folk who work in hospital kitchens and places like that.

 

In otherwords, not us.

[Stoney]

I do the cooking she does the dishes, i like the deal

[tup]

why were you renting somewhere?

 

Why not?

[looksgoodinred]

I do the cooking she does the dishes, i like the deal

 

i would too