Happy Halloween

[Ke1t]

usually hoachin wi college age fanny dressed as slutty nurses and cops and suchlike.

 

One solitary slutty devil so far..n pished oot her melon.

 

better pick up soon or we're gan hem.

 

mon the slutties

[looksgoodinred]

I was dressed as pirate wench, but it looked a wee bit slutty. So now I'm a hot buffalo wing

[Tommy]

I was dressed as pirate wench, but it looked a wee bit slutty. So now I'm a hot buffalo wing

 

Let us be the judge. Photo please.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Fuck the rangers then, fuck the rangers now, fuck the rangers forever.

[Ke1t]

I was dressed as pirate wench, but it looked a wee bit slutty. So now I'm a hot buffalo wing

 

No-one wants to see a Buffalo Wing.

 

A slutty Pirate Wench on the other hand is something that is relevant to our interests.

 

Pop the wench costume back on, get a couple of down-angle shots, and post them up here in Kelt's Halloween Thread, there's a good lass.

 

I shouldn't have to tell you this.

 

And happy birthday, btw.

 

I got you a picture of a couple of chicks all kissing and biting each others lips and that.

 

 

You enjoy that.

 

And even if you don't, Kelt will.

 

Now, off you go and get what I asked for.

 

[looksgoodinred]

No-one wants to see a Buffalo Wing.

 

A slutty Pirate Wench on the other hand is something that is relevant to our interests.

 

Pop the wench costume back on, get a couple of down-angle shots, and post them up here in Kelt's Halloween Thread, there's a good lass.

 

I shouldn't have to tell you this.

 

And happy birthday, btw.

 

I got you a picture of a couple of chicks all kissing and biting each others lips and that.

 

 

You enjoy that.

 

And even if you don't, Kelt will.

 

Now, off you go and get what I asked for.

 

 

thanks for the birthday wishes and charming photo Kelt, although i expect the photo was more for your viewing pleasure than mine but it's the thought that counts.. so thanks!

[Tommy]

Belated Happy Birthday!

[chief_wiggum]

Arrrrrrr me hearties, where be these photies of a wench lookin like they be ready for a good keelhauling followed by some poop deck action arrrrrrrr

[Dandyesque]

What's a pirate's favourite way to do his wench?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Up the shit-aaaaarrrrrr

[Ke1t]

What's a pirate's favourite way to do his wench?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Up the shit-aaaaarrrrrr

 

 

 

 

Not up the Aaaaaaaarrrrrrr-se?

[Ke1t]

I had high hopes for this thread and slutty devils, it has been a let down.

 

Has Halloween lost it's meaning or something?

 

It's all down to LGIR at this point.

 

I could post some slutties, but that would be a meaningless gesture.

 

I think I'll start a Thread-O-Meaningless-Gestures anyway.

[dervish]

Happy late Birthday wishes!

[dervish]

Aye was shite out last weekend in terms of slutty little red riding hood and that (was in Aberdeen like). No fucker bothered... including me. Did meet a guy dressed as a guy wearing a boiler suit though.

[looksgoodinred]

It's all down to LGIR at this point.

 

I could post some slutties, but that would be a meaningless gesture.

 

I think I'll start a Thread-O-Meaningless-Gestures anyway.

 

surely i'm not the only person who dresses up for Hallowe'en?!

 

what were you dressed as Kelt, whilst accompanying your young son trick-or-treating, and slutty-watching?

[Ke1t]

surely i'm not the only person who dresses up for Hallowe'en?!

 

what were you dressed as Kelt, whilst accompanying your young son trick-or-treating, and slutty-watching?

 

I went as a Viking.

[chief_wiggum]

I went as a Viking.

 

 

Were you a slutty Viking

[Ke1t]

Were you a slutty Viking

 

I think that goes without saying...

[muttondressedaslamb]

 

Best outfit I seen

[a don in oz]

That's brilliant.

[Henry]

Trick-or-treat children given cocaine in Oldham

Children were handed packets of cocaine instead of sweets on a Halloween trick-or-treating trip, Greater Manchester Police have said.

 

Police were called after children found the class A drug among bags of sweets after visiting Mendip Close, Royton, at 19.50 GMT on Wednesday.

 

Two snap bags of cocaine were recovered by police.

 

A 33-year-old man from Royton has been charged with possession of class A drugs and is due in court on Friday.

 

'Isolated incident'

The accused man is set to appear before magistrates in Oldham.

 

A 21-year-old woman was arrested on suspicion of possession of class A drugs and later released without charge.

 

Supt Catherine Hankinson said: "The parents and police acted quickly when this report was made, in the interests of public safety.

 

"We understand this to be an isolated incident."

 

FFS Roberto, not cool.

[The Boofon]

I've aged a bit...

 

And moved house...

 

I have never touched cocaine to even distribute it to kids. Next year though, I'm going to make it my New Years resolution to try the stuff for the first time - just so you can drop the 'coke jokes'.