Hypothetically

[Ke1t]

In this hypothetical situation, you've gone to the zoo to see the animals in their cages. Maybe throw rocks at the monkeys, if they poke their stupid fucking heads up from behind that stupid fucking tree that they're ALWAYS fucking hiding behind...

 

...anyway, you're walking past the Den-O-Grizzlies, and some silly bastard throws himself into aforementioned den right before your very eyes.

 

What do you reckon you would do?

 

Some possibilities might be to try launching a bottle of coke off the bear's heid from a safe distance, or maybe screaming helplessly like a blouse. That's two of the options taken by the folks in this next video... สัตว์ทำร้ายคน หมีกัดคน.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9cIqK01Fwk&feature=related

 

Do you think you could possibly chin the bear, or at least catch it off guard with a clumsily executed flying drop kick, startling it long enough to pull the retarded dude to safety?

 

The bear seemed seriously pissed off, so I'm not sure that your traditional 'yell and wave your arms to frighten it off' strategy would do much more than see you dragged off for a brutal mauling inna.

[CrazyBullSheep]

I'd send in my dog, baxter. He could talk to the bear and chill it oot a wee bitty.

[Jigot]

I'd how ower ma weegie wife tae sing "Bear Necessities" just in case that worked, then go back tae the monkey hoose tae throw mair stanes.

[Stoney]

I love how its not good enough that this boy is being mauled by the bear, he's also getting pelted with bottles too.

[ebbe]

i'd leap over and give the big fella a bear hug. failing that, i to would be mauled.

[Bluto10]

id feed the hungry bear ebbe.

[Chrisyboy81]

I'd send in Frunkie to give it a "masculine hello"

[Jonty]

Did the spazy survive?

[Dandydon D]

I hope that cunt is deed.

Hate seeing things like that because no doubt the bear ended up being shot in the heed or something for that "attack".

[Sheep#1]

That's pretty mental. What was the daft cunt doing in there anyway? Imagine that thing getting stuck into you

[gazelle]

That reminds me of this video (do not watch if eating)... http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=41a_1308774101

 

and this one.

 

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=a31_1315672934

 

[K-9]

That reminds me of this video (do not watch if eating)... http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=41a_1308774101

 

and this one.

 

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=a31_1315672934

 

Fuckin scousers trying to steal his jeans at end!!

[fine-n-dandy]

I'd record it on my phone most likely.

 

Stupid cunt jumps in there, he deserves to have the beast go all natural on him.

 

& I'd be rooting for the bear like a mad Yank.

Go bear go.

Yeah bear yeah.