37 The "happiest" Age For Men

[looksgoodinred]

The happiest time of a man

[The Boofon]

The happiest time of a man

[Henry]

Jesus, imagine how happy and successful Milelrtime will be given another 8 years or so.

[The Boofon]

Jesus, imagine how happy and successful Milelrtime will be given another 8 years or so.

 

Never heard of him.

[Henry]

FFS

[Henry]

Anyway, those bottom three 'happy moments' are a bit

[RTYD]

The happiest time of a man's life is around age 37 - when they have climbed the career ladder and started a family, a new study has found. It is an age by which most men are settled in a happy relationship and have formed a close circle of friends with which to socialise. The dreaded 'mid-life crisis' is still a decade away and their troubled angst-ridden teens are a fading memory.

 

http://www.dailymail...ted-family.html

 

There's a number of (not wholly surprising) key moments that make a man happy. But day to day, these are apparently the things that will put a smile on your face:

 

1. Eating a favourite lunch (29 per cent)

2. Self gifting DVDs, clothes and technology (28 per cent)

3. Hanging out with friends (27 per cent)

4. An innocent flirt (26 per cent)

5. A decent tea/coffee (22 per cent)

6. A surprise dinner from a woman in his life (20 per cent)

7. Having time to read the news (11 per cent)

8. Getting a new top score on a computer game/app (8 per cent)

9. Receiving a text (5 per cent)

10. Catching up with friends via social media (3 per cent)

 

Hope y'all enjoyed your lunches today!

 

I'm 54; are there no results for getting your jollies? You new age guys are a mystery to me

[Sheep#1]

Only 4 years for me to get to this magical age then. I dispute that anyway, your best years are your 20s, started working, cash to spend on what you want, little or no responsibilities. Way better than a stressful job, screaming kids & nagging wife I'd say

[fine-n-dandy]

Woo hoo, so it get better Tomorrow?

[fatshaft]

Number 4 is wrong. There is no such thing.

of course there is.

 

 

The happiest time of a man

[Dynamo]

of course there is.

 

 

 

So close to true for me, sadly I was married to a witch, and while at 37 everything else was in place, my life's goals hadn't included marriage to a practitioner of the black arts. Otherwise though, a very good time in my life

 

Were you married to a hun fatshaft? it sounds like it.

[fatshaft]

Were you married to a hun fatshaft? it sounds like it.

No, a minker tho.

[fatshaft]

And you never realised this before FS?

 

Were you on drugs?

Nope, dinna dei drugs min. Naively thought it didna matter, I got that very wrong, it mattered a lot, not so much when still here, but when I climbed the greasy pole (not the same one as poofon ldo) her minkerness became more and more embarrassing as she refused to adapt to her new surroundings.

[The Boofon]

I seen your post come in at the same time as mine roberto and I thought fuck me, agreeing with that cunt AND the boof poof in the same thread? Unimaginably wrong and simply unacceptable.

 

 

 

We've taught you well.

[fatshaft]

Some friendly advice. You go on like she was evil and you were unlucky to have been with her. The truth is that you selected her for marriage and kid-bearing so either she suddenly turned evil at a certain moment in time, overnight, like a metamorphosis or you didn't see her as evil for many years of your life. You must take responsibility for the breakdown of your marriage, at least to acknowledge that you selected a wrong un for you. People change over time and nobody can be expected to believe that it was all her fault. Maybe she grew to see you as a pompous arse or a loser and maybe she fell in love with someone else, I don't fucking know but to go on and on about her like you do stems from patent bitterness which again proves that you have failed to come to terms with it, reconciled it properly within yourself and compartmentalised it before moving on. It appears that you need to look within.

Nope it was that, I picked a wrong un, not that I wasn't warned, just that I was getting extremely regular sex and had a prolonged lapse in judgement.

 

 

 

I disagree. I don't recognise platonic as a concept. If it's female, it's fuckable.

Disagree entirely, I have good friends of a female persuasion who do not, and will never come into that category.

[Betty Swallicks]

Nope it was that, I picked a wrong un, not that I wasn't warned, just that I was getting extremely regular sex and had a prolonged lapse in judgement.

 

 

A "wrong un" that gave you "extremely regular sex"?

 

Doesn't sound like the hardest bint to string along.

[fatshaft]

It seems like you totally absolve yourself of all culpability.

Nope, I made a massive mistake.

[Top Cat]

I cannae wait until Tup reaches 37. Miserable bugger is dragging me down just now.

[tup]

I'm always happy, 24/7

[fatshaft]

I'm always happy, 24/7

Is there some sort of bat signal goes up when someone types your name on the forum?

[looksgoodinred]

Is there some sort of bat signal goes up when someone types your anme on the forum?

 

 

hope you've not been under the weather and not able to post these past days?

in any event, welcome back.

[tup]

 

hope you've not been under the weather and not able to post these past days?

in any event, welcome back.

 

Not at all.

 

I've been busy diversifying.

 

i.e. noising up fenians and huns on the Guardian website.

 

 

Me bringing halfwits to heel on a national scale

[looksgoodinred]

Anyway, those bottom three 'happy moments' are a bit

 

the happiest moments are in the link (moments like getting married, proposing, getting a new car, having a child). the list i posted was just to be those things that, on a daily basis, might put a smile on your face. and depending on what the text says, i expect a man might break out into a wee smirk

[tup]

I'm at my happiest when I'm exchanging dogs abuse with folk who dinna agree with me.

[Betty Swallicks]

the happiest moments are in the link (moments like getting married, proposing, getting a new car, having a child). the list i posted was just to be those things that, on a daily basis, might put a smile on your face. and depending on what the text says, i expect a man might break out into a wee smirk

 

 

Each one of those are horrible moments.

[fatshaft]

Each one of those are horrible moments.

Well if the child was yours, it certainly would be for it.

[Betty Swallicks]

Well if the child was yours, it certainly would be for it.

 

 

I've avoided all of the above.

 

You should have tried that.

[fatshaft]

I've avoided all of the above.

 

You should have tried that.

Wouldn't give up my kids for anything, you should have tried that, then you might have a more rounded view of life, and not be such a prick

[Betty Swallicks]

Wouldn't give up my kids for anything, you should have tried that, then you might have a more rounded view of life, and not be such a prick

 

 

I should have tried fit?

 

Having bairns?

 

Bairns give you a rounded view of life?

[fatshaft]

I should have tried fit?

 

Having bairns?

 

Bairns give you a rounded view of life?

Well, the four things LGIR quoted are amongst the top 10 of what makes men happy apparently, you havn't done any, which may go some way to explaining why you are such a miserable cunt.