Good Article

[tup]

Fergie

 

"But for all the volatile aggressiveness, he is an incurable joker. During Scotland's World Cup preparations in Santa Fe, New Mexico, he discovered an attractive lounge with a beautiful, white grand piano. He asked the manager about it and was told that it played automatically. For a fee, they could arrange to make it look as though he was playing.

 

The deal was done and that night Fergie took the entire backroom staff out to dinner. When he offered to play the piano ("I'll admit it's been some time," he said) the disbelief was obvious. But, with every action exaggerated, it came out as pure Semprini.

 

Teddy Scott, Fergie's colleague at Aberdeen, couldn't recover. "I thought I knew everything," said Teddy. "During his time with us, he has told me everything, described in detail every daft goal he ever scored and all the easy chances he ever missed. He never keeps quiet, but I never knew he could play the piano."

 

This sounds like the type of wind-up I'd be well up for.

[Dynamo]

Aye he is some boy.

[ericblack4boss]

what about the wind up when he was shagging jane Franchi,

[boboisared]

what about the wind up when he was shagging jane Franchi,

Second time you've mentioned this in a Fergie thread (googled the rumour and funnily enough your post was the top search). Are you a family friend or something?

[tup]

I'm not standing for any Fergie criticism here so wind your neck in ericblack4boss I don't care for English football rivalries one bit.

[Tommy]

what about the wind up when he was shagging jane Franchi,

 

 

Into sex toys too was she ?

[boboisared]

Into sex toys too was she ?

 

Whats the rumour anyway?

[barassie_afc]

Wasnt bad for a weegie

[sheepiekev]

Wasnt bad for a weegie

 

Do you think blatant hypocrisy would stop him?!