R.i.p. Jack Duckworth

[fatshaft]

Thoughts with his friends and family at this sad time

[BrianFaePerth]

Poor Vera.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Thought he died years ago.

[zerodon47]

aye he did. died while sittin in his manky chair dreamin o Vera. old news.

[tup]

I'm beside myself at this tragic loss.

 

He looked a picture of good health last time I seen him.

 

I'll be lighting a candle for him as soon as I get home

[The Boofon]

I'm beside myself at this tragic loss.

 

He looked a picture of good health last time I seen him.

 

I'll be lighting a candle for him as soon as I get home

 

 

My wife has lit a candle at home for him already.

[Stoney]

There will be a minutes silence before Liverpools next home game in Memory of Jack Duckworth!

[RUL]

I thought he was already dead?

 

It's a surreal world at the moment, with loads of folk dying you thought had already died.

 

 

[Ke1t]

I thought he was already dead?

 

It's a surreal world at the moment, with loads of folk dying you thought had already died.

 

I think this is all part of the Elite's plans to skim the very cream of the entertainment industry, in order to have top notch entertainment when the 2012 cataclysm occurs.

 

These guys aren't dying, they're faking their own deaths and are being whisked off to some secret Illuminati, Templar, Masonic lair in the Rocky Mountains to keep the Rothschilds, the Windsors, the Rockefellers and the McPhersons amused while the world outside burns.

 

You can just imagine these super-rich sorts, sucking back their champagney and caviars, rolling around in mirth to Clive Dunn's, "They don't like it up 'em, you see? Them Fuzzy Wuzzies." And Jack Duckworth's regailing the elite with tales of whippets and Newcastle Brown in an incomprehensible Northern Accent.

 

And who do you think is purloining all the underage fanny for these billionaires, as it appens?

 

Expect to see other entertainment glitterati, like Michael Barrymore, Ken Dodd, and Lisa Tarbuck 'tragically dying' before December 21st.

 

[Redstar]

 

 

Expect to see other entertainment glitterati, like Michael Barrymore, Ken Dodd, and Lisa Tarbuck 'tragically dying' before December 21st.

 

Michael Barrymore (Aids), Ken Dodd (syphilis), and Lisa Tarbuck (obesity)

[Ke1t]

Michael Barrymore (Aids), Ken Dodd (syphilis), and Lisa Tarbuck (obesity)

 

How you think celebs will 'die'... that's a thread in itself right there

[chief_wiggum]

I think this is all part of the Elite's plans to skim the very cream of the entertainment industry, in order to have top notch entertainment when the 2012 cataclysm occurs.

 

These guys aren't dying, they're faking their own deaths and are being whisked off to some secret Illuminati, Templar, Masonic lair in the Rocky Mountains to keep the Rothschilds, the Windsors, the Rockefellers and the McPhersons amused while the world outside burns.

 

You can just imagine these super-rich sorts, sucking back their champagney and caviars, rolling around in mirth to Clive Dunn's, "They don't like it up 'em, you see? Them Fuzzy Wuzzies." And Jack Duckworth's regailing the elite with tales of whippets and Newcastle Brown in an incomprehensible Northern Accent.

 

And who do you think is purloining all the underage fanny for these billionaires, as it appens?

 

Expect to see other entertainment glitterati, like Michael Barrymore, Ken Dodd, and Lisa Tarbuck 'tragically dying' before December 21st.

 

 

 

I think your on to something but you have got the location of the lair wrong, looking closely at the past few "deaths" they both seem to have taken place in Tenerife, I think the location of their lair is a secret entrance in the volcanic crater of Mount Teide.

As for Lisa Tarbuck, she would die of a sare airse and fanny after I finished with the fat bint

[The Boofon]

I think your on to something but you have got the location of the lair wrong, looking closely at the past few "deaths" they both seem to have taken place in Tenerife, I think the location of their lair is a secret entrance in the volcanic crater of Mount Teide.

As for Lisa Tarbuck, she would die of a sare airse and fanny after I finished with the fat bint

 

 

She's a belter on Mount Pleasant.

[chief_wiggum]

She's a belter on Mount Pleasant.

 

Right enough she did look rough on that But she was made up to look like a middle aged mentalist. I'd still give her the best 2 minutes 30 seconds she's ever had

[daytripping]

RIP Jack, was a great actor.

[BrianFaePerth]

I thought he was already dead?

 

It's a surreal world at the moment, with loads of folk dying you thought had already died.

 

This.

 

 

Thought also that Ken Dodd was deid

[Dynamo]

Thoughts are with Tyrone and Fizz.

 

RIP.

[The Boofon]

This.

 

 

Thought also that Ken Dodd was deid

 

 

Nah Ken Dodd's dad's dog's deid.