The Dons In Panto

[Robbie Winters]

Right help me fathom this one out -

 

Dream is me taking my seat in the corner of the South Stand next to Merkland and looking up just as the teams are about to kick off and there are the Dons lining up against the Arabs of Dundee but both teams are wearing pantomime dame costumes. AFC is big red bloomers and Utd all dressed like the ugly sisters. The ball starts getting hoofed about with a lot of high pitched giggling and tomfoolery

Scotty Vernon had very rosy cheeks and big eyebrows and I think Chris Clark was the only one who's dress fitted him

 

Should I lay off the JD before bedtime ??

[robbiejmc]

Last night I dreamt I was banging Selena Gomez.

 

 

I prefer mine to yours.

[looksgoodinred]

Right help me fathom this one out -

 

Dream is me taking my seat in the corner of the South Stand next to Merkland and looking up just as the teams are about to kick off and there are the Dons lining up against the Arabs of Dundee but both teams are wearing pantomime dame costumes. AFC is big red bloomers and Utd all dressed like the ugly sisters. The ball starts getting hoofed about with a lot of high pitched giggling and tomfoolery

Scotty Vernon had very rosy cheeks and big eyebrows and I think Chris Clark was the only one who's dress fitted him

 

Should I lay off the JD before bedtime ??

 

it might not be the JD. were you snacking on cheese? late at night, cheese has been known to make strange things happen.

[The Boofon]

Nonsense. No scientific evidence to prove that.

 

Eat cheese all night if you wish.

[360]

Nonsense. No scientific evidence to prove that.

 

Eat cheese all night if you wish.

 

Quite right, boof.

 

Uninformed drivel from lgir.

[looksgoodinred]

Nonsense. No scientific evidence to prove that.

 

Eat cheese all night if you wish.

 

perhaps. although note that the study you quote was "conducted by the body that promotes cheese in the UK, one that goes by the wonderful name of The British Cheese Board. There is no doubt that it was a clever piece of marketing, but as a scientific study it had fundamental flaws. There was no control group, so we do not know, for instance, whether people who did not eat cheese in the evenings had more or fewer bad dreams."

 

Does Cheese cause nightmares? The answer is

[360]

 

Should I lay off the JD before bedtime ??

 

No. Drink more and post a daily recollection of your dreams here.

 

It made for interesting reading, are you a fan of panto?

[ollie1903]

Last night I dreamt I was banging Selena Gomez.

 

 

I prefer mine to yours.

Is she over 16 now?

[looksgoodinred]

Is she over 16 now?

 

yes. and just broken up with the Bieber.

[ollie1903]

yes. and just broken up with the Bieber.

Then I like robbiejmc's dream better.

 

Even better if it involved a 3 ball with Demi

 

[The Boofon]

perhaps. although note that the study you quote was "conducted by the body that promotes cheese in the UK, one that goes by the wonderful name of The British Cheese Board. There is no doubt that it was a clever piece of marketing, but as a scientific study it had fundamental flaws. There was no control group, so we do not know, for instance, whether people who did not eat cheese in the evenings had more or fewer bad dreams."

 

 

Correct and I was well aware of that. That's why I chose that article.

 

What you eat has no bearing on what or how often you dream unless you've eaten LSD.

[Gover]

Woke up at 4 o'clock this moring just after snapping out of the tic beating us 16-3. Very strange one.....

[The Boofon]

Woke up at 4 o'clock this moring just after snapping out of the tic beating us 16-3. Very strange one.....

 

 

How many of those 16 goals shipped were

[robbiejmc]

Is she over 16 now?

She is 20 I believe.

 

yes. and just broken up with the Bieber.

I don't think this is mere coincidence, she must have had the same dream.

[Robbie Winters]

No. Drink more and post a daily recollection of your dreams here.

 

It made for interesting reading, are you a fan of panto?

 

What and end up like Kelt ??

 

No, Panto is just an excuse for closet poofs to go watch other poofs getting to do what they really want to do, dress like big jessies. Although seeing some babe dress up and slap their thighs as the young male role (Buttons or his sort) is quite erotic

 

LGIR - Speaking pish about cheese

[Gover]

How many of those 16 goals shipped were

 

I didn't see the goals, just the score. However I would imagine at least 15 of them were his fault in some way, shape or form.