terenceandphilip Posted November 16, 2012 Share Posted November 16, 2012 Mine was just the other night. Took so long in the night I was nearly fully awake by the time I was finished. It was ridiculous, just went on and on and on and I hadn't even been drinking. What's that about? Usually a night time pish can be done whilst remaining more or less asleep. Most needing a pish is obviously on buses to away games in the olden days, but those moments of desperation never gave rise to monster pishes, just mightily relieved ones. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted November 16, 2012 Share Posted November 16, 2012 Mine was just the other night. Took so long in the night I was nearly fully awake by the time I was finished. It was ridiculous, just went on and on and on and I hadn't even been drinking. What's that about? Usually a night time pish can be done whilst remaining more or less asleep. Most needing a pish is obviously on buses to away games in the olden days, but those moments of desperation never gave rise to monster pishes, just mightily relieved ones. A pish after a night on the ectos is sheer heaven and seems to last for 10 minutes. Link to comment
terenceandphilip Posted November 16, 2012 Author Share Posted November 16, 2012 the most relieving pish is the mini pish you sometimes get after a huge dump after a massive drinking session. you know, middle of the next day after several cups of tea and a fry up, then big pish, huge dump, mini pish. Very relieving. Link to comment
spamspamspam Posted November 16, 2012 Share Posted November 16, 2012 The Friday night seal breaker is always a biggy. When you finally give in after 4 or 5 pints and walk to the bog breaking that seal is almost as good as sex Link to comment
fatshaft Posted November 16, 2012 Share Posted November 16, 2012 Getting married, that was enormously pish. 2 Link to comment
paddy Posted November 16, 2012 Share Posted November 16, 2012 School Trip to Spain, we bussed it from Aberdeen. Never again. Anyway, on the way back, we were stopping for the night just outside Paris. For some reason, I didnt piss at all since the spain-france border. The bus driver locked up the bus toilet. Bastard probably didnt want to clean up pre-teen piss, shite and perhaps cum. We did have courtesy stops, but I have no idea why I didnt go during these breaks. When I got the reception, I was absolutely BUSTING to relieve myself, so much so, it was getting painful. When I got to the bog, it was the happiest feeling in the world and think I pissed for a straight minute. Link to comment
granite sheep Posted November 16, 2012 Share Posted November 16, 2012 Nowt like the pish you get on a saturday morning after a friday night in the pub. Fit aboot longest chunder? Had an epic one on tuesday due to having the norovirus, longest one note FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU- I've ever done doon the chunty: 2min 42sec of spewing up ma supper. Followed by fluey symptoms and a side order of explosive skitters all wednesday. Nae nice. Link to comment
Poodler Posted November 18, 2012 Share Posted November 18, 2012 Chunder is the worst word I've ever heard. Posh boy word 1 Link to comment
Redstar Posted November 18, 2012 Share Posted November 18, 2012 Chunder is the worst word I've ever heard. Posh boy wordAussie actually...popularised over here by the Men at Work classic that was "Down Under" "I come from a land down underWhere beer does flow and men chunderCan't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?You better run, you better take cover." Link to comment
The Boofon Posted November 18, 2012 Share Posted November 18, 2012 Aussie actually...popularised over here by the Men at Work classic that was "Down Under" "I come from a land down underWhere beer does flow and men chunderCan't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?You better run, you better take cover." Brilliant song. Link to comment
tightbreeks Posted November 18, 2012 Share Posted November 18, 2012 here's the ever reliable comedy stylings of will ferrell. real early morning stuff. Link to comment
ChutneyLove Posted November 19, 2012 Share Posted November 19, 2012 Were they Aussies?No, Men at Work are Scottish. Not many Aussie famous folk are actually Australian. Russell Crowe - New ZealandNicole Kidman - YankMel Gibson - YankJimmy Barnes - ScottishJohn Farnham - guffCrowded House - New Zealand Davie Truscott - guff Link to comment
Redstar Posted November 19, 2012 Share Posted November 19, 2012 No, Men at Work are Scottish. Not many Aussie famous folk are actually Australian. Hmmmm...Lead singer was born in Scotland but left for Aus as a child...rest of the band are Aussie's...so more Aussie than Australia Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted November 19, 2012 Share Posted November 19, 2012 Hmmmm...Lead singer was born in Scotland but left for Aus as a child He too could have been Scottish if his faither wasnae a criminal and here, T&P, dinna you come on this board and lower standards by creating pishy threads about pish Link to comment
ChutneyLove Posted November 19, 2012 Share Posted November 19, 2012 Hmmmm...Lead singer was born in Scotland but left for Aus as a child...rest of the band are Aussie's...so more Aussie than Australia Link to comment
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