What Country Does The Best Porn

[Ke1t]

Very definite delineation of what each country tends to produce a lot of... some good, some not so good, some as arousing as watching Last of the Summer Wine, some as repulsive as you're likely to see.

 

The Germans seem to go in for quite a lot of the 'sperma und Pisse' sort of vids, I'm sure most of us can translate and infer just what goes on in those films.

 

The Americans go for fairly bland, super-thin, fake-titted chicks getting pounded by some rock hard-abbed dude with a suntan.

 

British porn is quite funny, because it always seems to Ben-Dovery stuff, with a housewife getting shafted by a dude who looks like a fat, balding accountant, accompanied by lots of, "Oooh, that's lovely. Smashing!"

 

Japanese porn... jaysus.... I watched a Japanese chick tear a fish to pieces with her teeth then some dude shoved the guts up her f.... anyway, I watched that twice. It was sick.

 

Russian porn seems to involve a lot of elderly women getting banged by 20 year old emaciated dudes. I'm sure they're talking with the Russian equivalent of a Geordie or Yorkshire accent.

 

Italian and French appears to be the domain of smoking hot housewives with Tony Soprano husbands sweatily heaving over their wives' tiny little bodies.

 

Dutch porn tends to go with animals a fair bit.

 

Any particular favourites, or genres to add to the list?

[muttondressedaslamb]

I've come across some porn on my travels, by accident and many of which I wish I could unsee. The worst I've seen:

 

Belgium - one dog, one woman. Not nice to see.

Japan - I didn't know what bukake was until I went to Japan. It also involved men in bodysuits and squeezing breasts till milk came out

Holland - I always remember hearing the line 'eat your shit you dirty bitch'

 

And the worst ever came via our very own Kelt. Octopus porn.

[Ke1t]

I've come across some porn on my travels, by accident and many of which I wish I could unsee. The worst I've seen:

 

Belgium - one dog, one woman. Not nice to see.

Japan - I didn't know what bukake was until I went to Japan. It also involved men in bodysuits and squeezing breasts till milk came out

Holland - I always remember hearing the line 'eat your shit you dirty bitch'

 

And the worst ever came via our very own Kelt. Octopus porn.

 

I gave ample warning about that

 

You're not mad at me, you're just cross because your curiosity got the better of you.

[muttondressedaslamb]

I gave ample warning about that

 

You're not mad at me, you're just cross because your curiosity got the better of you.

 

Indeed, curiosity killed the cat.

With stuff like that I look away but can't help looking back at the TV screen.

Like watching the Hostel films when they are cutting folk up.

[terenceandphilip]

Asa Akira

[Ke1t]

Asa Akira

 

Big fan of her work.

[chaos_defrost]

Very definite delineation of what each country tends to produce a lot of... some good, some not so good, some as arousing as watching Last of the Summer Wine, some as repulsive as you're likely to see.

 

The Germans seem to go in for quite a lot of the 'sperma und Pisse' sort of vids, I'm sure most of us can translate and infer just what goes on in those films.

 

The Americans go for fairly bland, super-thin, fake-titted chicks getting pounded by some rock hard-abbed dude with a suntan.

 

British porn is quite funny, because it always seems to Ben-Dovery stuff, with a housewife getting shafted by a dude who looks like a fat, balding accountant, accompanied by lots of, "Oooh, that's lovely. Smashing!"

 

Japanese porn... jaysus.... I watched a Japanese chick tear a fish to pieces with her teeth then some dude shoved the guts up her f.... anyway, I watched that twice. It was sick.

 

Russian porn seems to involve a lot of elderly women getting banged by 20 year old emaciated dudes. I'm sure they're talking with the Russian equivalent of a Geordie or Yorkshire accent.

 

Italian and French appears to be the domain of smoking hot housewives with Tony Soprano husbands sweatily heaving over their wives' tiny little bodies.

 

Dutch porn tends to go with animals a fair bit.

 

Any particular favourites, or genres to add to the list?

 

Boring but would probably have to say American porn. The rest is too weird and British porn's too cringeworthy.

 

Thought Brazil would have got an honourable mention in your original post being a major player in the porn industry.

[Poodler]

If you go onto www.raccoontube.com (NSFW) and look at the Czech tab, they are always funny. Some guy with a camera offering straight up cash for sex to 'randoms'. Some do actually look quite legit haha

[GroundskeeperWillie]

How about Scotland? (links are obviously NFSW)

 

http://www.xvideos.com/video440101/homemade_scottish_bbw_slut_spitroasted_by_two_big_dicks

 

http://xhamster.com/movies/486264/scottish_slut_outdoors_should_have_sound.html

[Ke1t]

How about Scotland? (links are obviously NFSW)

 

http://www.xvideos.com/video440101/homemade_scottish_bbw_slut_spitroasted_by_two_big_dicks

 

http://xhamster.com/movies/486264/scottish_slut_outdoors_should_have_sound.html

 

"Ye dirty midden! Take it like the bitch ye ur!"

 

[muttondressedaslamb]

How about Scotland? (links are obviously NFSW)

 

http://www.xvideos.c...y_two_big_dicks

 

http://xhamster.com/...have_sound.html

 

Not for showing wife?

[BillyStarkDivinHeeder]

How about Scotland? (links are obviously NFSW)

 

http://www.xvideos.com/video440101/homemade_scottish_bbw_slut_spitroasted_by_two_big_dicks

 

http://xhamster.com/movies/486264/scottish_slut_outdoors_should_have_sound.html

 

The cameraman in that second clip has a big future as a director. He is a natural.

[King Street Loon]

How about Scotland? (links are obviously NFSW)

 

http://www.xvideos.c...y_two_big_dicks

 

http://xhamster.com/...have_sound.html

 

 

The 2nd een is particularly funny!!

[johnstrac]

Private tends to be good, which I suppose makes it Spanish technically but there's plenty of East Europeans in it.

[ChutneyLove]

Wherever thon bird that squirts by the gallon load on raccoon tube is from.

Everyone likes a squirter.

[CrazyBullSheep]

Everyone likes a squirter.

 

In theory, yes , I would agree. Or even when you are sitting in the comfort of your own chug chair.

 

but in a 69 totally different,

 

Its a bit like getting waterboarded. as she locks up and starts acting like an epileptic, on benzo fury.

 

Also the line, 'Excuse me sir' does not make the matter any more acceptable.

 

Ladies take note

 

 

 

On topic

 

African porn is the best IMO. they do it with mobile phones and the quality is rough as fuck. A bit like the Birds' Anus in the clips I've seen, also the odd child in the background is something you don't see on Ben Dover or Marc Dorcel

[ChutneyLove]

In theory, yes , I would agree. Or even when you are sitting in the comfort of your own chug chair.

 

but in a 69 totally different,

 

Its a bit like getting waterboarded. as she locks up and starts acting like an epileptic, on benzo fury.

 

Also the line, 'Excuse me sir' does not make the matter any more acceptable.

 

Ladies take note

Each to their own I suppose - don't mind the face splash masel. Bit of a "beat the chest" moment when you've got a bird convulsing and squirting all over the bedroom.

 

Jap porn is weird - quite often no pubic hair allowed. They're quite into their faecal stuff too - dirty wee buggers.

[a don in oz]

How about Scotland? (links are obviously NFSW)

 

http://www.xvideos.c...y_two_big_dicks

 

http://xhamster.com/...have_sound.html

Wow.... are you supposed to be killing yourself laughing with "porn"??

 

 

"Let's see yer cock in her bum"

 

-"Show no mercy!"

 

wtf???