tup Posted November 20, 2012 Share Posted November 20, 2012 Grottos, all that pish. Come on kids, queue up, and sit on this mannie's knee, pay a fortune for it, and get some cheap tat in return. OK, the mannie stinks of drink and you can see the elastic on his false white beard, but hey, it's supposed to be fun. No way are my children taking any part in any of this. Any grown man who actively dresses as Santa has a hidden agenda and should be considered Jimmy Savile MK II in my opinion. 3 Link to comment
Tommy Posted November 20, 2012 Share Posted November 20, 2012 Grottos, all that pish. Come on kids, queue up, and sit on this mannie's knee, pay a fortune for it, and get some cheap tat in return. OK, the mannie stinks of drink and you can see the elastic on his false white beard, but hey, it's supposed to be fun. No way are my children taking any part in any of this. Any grown man who actively dresses as Santa has a hidden agenda and should be considered Jimmy Savile MK II in my opinion. If i was allowed to post pics on here, i'd put one of a regular poster dressed up as santa. Link to comment
Kilkito Posted November 20, 2012 Share Posted November 20, 2012 Grottos, all that pish. Come on kids, queue up, and sit on this mannie's knee, pay a fortune for it, and get some cheap tat in return. My 3 year old met Santa on Sunday, they no longer sit on his knee, theres a red stool at knee height beside him Link to comment
360 Posted November 20, 2012 Share Posted November 20, 2012 Even Jimmy Savile didn't dress up as Santa as it is so obviously the behaviour of a paedo. That's probably how he got away with it. Link to comment
tup Posted November 20, 2012 Author Share Posted November 20, 2012 That's not the point Kilitko. It's all very well saying the kids love it. They love it because they are utterly naive. We, as adults, are not. We can see the beast behind the facade. Why do we go through with this charade? PS - Tommy - surely not RTYD? 1 Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted November 20, 2012 Share Posted November 20, 2012 Exceptions can be made 1 Link to comment
Tommy Posted November 20, 2012 Share Posted November 20, 2012 PS - Tommy - surely not RTYD? 1 Link to comment
Henry Posted November 20, 2012 Share Posted November 20, 2012 My 3 year old met Santa on Sunday FFS, it's the middle of November Link to comment
tup Posted November 20, 2012 Author Share Posted November 20, 2012 November is the month during which paedophiles grow moustaches. They shave them off early doors in December then dress as Santa. Of particular concern are those who dress as Santa and go to orphanages and stuff under the cloak of benevolence. PS - Tommy - RTYD strikes me as a prominent member of the round table. They are forced to do all that jazz. 1 Link to comment
Kilkito Posted November 20, 2012 Share Posted November 20, 2012 That's not the point Kilitko. It's all very well saying the kids love it. Well, he also met 3 storm troopers, a Tie Fighter pilot and Spider man, and to be fair, he was far more excited to see them than Santa, particularly the Tie Fighter pilot ,who he took to be his hero, Darth Vader. I think you've been watching to much Bad Santa(great film) these Sanatas and the shops they operate in have had to up their game these days. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted November 20, 2012 Share Posted November 20, 2012 FFS, it's the middle of November A day away from the last 3rd of November to be factual. Link to comment
tup Posted November 20, 2012 Author Share Posted November 20, 2012 I've never seen Bad Santa. By 'upping their game' you mean they are employing a better class of paedo? Link to comment
Dynamo Posted November 20, 2012 Share Posted November 20, 2012 No doubt at Tynecastle on 8th December some fans will be dressed as Santa Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted November 20, 2012 Share Posted November 20, 2012 By 'upping their game' you mean they are employing a better class of paedo? What's Buck's employment plans this christmas? Link to comment
The Boofon Posted November 20, 2012 Share Posted November 20, 2012 Grottos, all that pish. Come on kids, queue up, and sit on this mannie's knee, pay a fortune for it, and get some cheap tat in return. OK, the mannie stinks of drink and you can see the elastic on his false white beard, but hey, it's supposed to be fun. No way are my children taking any part in any of this. Any grown man who actively dresses as Santa has a hidden agenda and should be considered Jimmy Savile MK II in my opinion. Ach they'll get to see Santa when their mum takes them so no harm done. 2 Link to comment
tup Posted November 20, 2012 Author Share Posted November 20, 2012 What's Buck's employment plans this christmas? No doubt at Tynecastle on 8th December some fans will be dressed as Santa I'm going to Tynecastle. I'd give RTYD a shout for a shottie of his suit but I reckon it will be several sizes too big for me particularly round the waistline. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted November 20, 2012 Share Posted November 20, 2012 I'm going to Tynecastle. I'd give RTYD a shout for a shottie of his suit but I reckon it will be several sizes too big for me particularly round the waistline. So you've just admitted to being a paedo in waiting. 2 Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted November 20, 2012 Share Posted November 20, 2012 So you've just admitted to being a paedo in waiting. In waiting? Link to comment
The Boofon Posted November 20, 2012 Share Posted November 20, 2012 In waiting? Needs the Santa suit to be fully qualified. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted November 20, 2012 Share Posted November 20, 2012 Needs the Santa suit to be fully qualified. Amateur, did Jimmy wait til Christmas? 1 1 Link to comment
tup Posted November 20, 2012 Author Share Posted November 20, 2012 I was speaking to someone recently who said they wanted a new skateboard facility in the local park as loons and decided to write to Jim'll Fix It to chance their arm. They got a letter back saying they were unsuccessful and they said they were genuinely gutted at the time. Only recently have they come to realise that they got a result, bigtime. All are happy adults now, who have lead fulfilling lives. There were about ten of them and they were 13 at the time of writing. Dodged a bullet bigtime. Link to comment
Monkey Posted November 20, 2012 Share Posted November 20, 2012 One thing that I always wondered about was what do all the Santas do for the remainder of the year? Cue BBC news with the answer. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted November 20, 2012 Share Posted November 20, 2012 One thing that I always wondered about was what do all the Santas do for the remainder of the year? Cue BBC news with the answer. :laughing: I like the way you've altered the caption so as not to reveal amancalledbuck's real name. 1 Link to comment
Henry Posted November 20, 2012 Share Posted November 20, 2012 Is Alan Moore not RTYD's real name? Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted November 20, 2012 Share Posted November 20, 2012 :laughing: I like the way you've altered the caption so as not to reveal amancalledbuck's real name. Link to comment
muttondressedaslamb Posted November 20, 2012 Share Posted November 20, 2012 You sound like a Daily Mail reader Tup. Relax FFS! Link to comment
granite sheep Posted November 20, 2012 Share Posted November 20, 2012 Exceptions can be made +1 Would defo like that quine to sit on MY knee, nae to mention ma cock!! Link to comment
buzz15afc Posted November 21, 2012 Share Posted November 21, 2012 Santa-clowns-characters a Disney.... All IMO are creepy as fuck.... Surely to Christ ..unless your a peado... There must be some other way to make a living, dressing up in an outfit that disguises and allows you to be in close proximity to children I just wrong.... Unless your in the jimmy saville way of thinking club, go flip burgers at McDs!!!! Link to comment
The Boofon Posted November 21, 2012 Share Posted November 21, 2012 Where do you draw the line? Are men who work with young kids coaching them at football paedos? Are primary school teachers paedos? Get a grip of yourselves for fuck sake. 1 Link to comment
muttondressedaslamb Posted November 21, 2012 Share Posted November 21, 2012 Where do you draw the line? Are men who work with young kids coaching them at football paedos? Are primary school teachers paedos? Get a grip of yourselves for fuck sake. Here here! People get so sucked in by sensationalist headlines these days and think that paedophilia is rife. Link to comment
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