Cheesepipes

[ChutneyLove]

Missing in action?

[Ke1t]

Autoerotic Asphyxiation would be my bet.

 

I'd also put money on tangerines up the anus as a wildcard.

[ChutneyLove]

Autoerotic Asphyxiation would be my bet.

 

I'd also put money on tangerines up the anus as a wildcard.

Once got told the best way to make sure you don't "give in" while doing this was to make sure your head was submerged in water. All fair enough, but I landed up eating the goldfish.

[BrianFaePerth]

There was something in the paper this morning about the noted absence of a hooker who looks like Frank Bruno fae the Oslo street scene.

 

Coincidence?

[ChutneyLove]

He's back! Just choosing not to comment on the thread named after him! Welcome back Mr Pipes, hope you're not in too much pain.

[BrianFaePerth]

He's back! Just choosing not to comment on the thread named after him! Welcome back Mr Pipes, hope you're not in too much pain.

 

It's likely just an itchy rash.

[BrianFaePerth]

I was cutting about the Bergen area for a few days, tried to find Byens house but no such luck!

 

Good to know our security guards are doing their joab

[BrianFaePerth]

The day's paper explains your visit here:

 

Bung the article thru yer favourite noggie translator but the jist of it is:

 

31 year old (a little pork pie Mr Pipes?) was charged with buying sexual services, a so called "handjob" off a Nigerian prostitute for 600 kroner. He denied the initial fine of 15000 kroner and therefore the case went to Bergen courthouse.

 

The article doesn't mention any Frank Bruno similarities.

 

Man found not guilty of buying handjob

[The Boofon]

If I wanted wanked off by a baboon I'd stick my banana yoghurt smeared penis through the cage at Edinburgh Zoo!

 

 

can I smaer the yoguhrt on yoru peins fisrt?

 

[Bluto10]

fat (no pun intended) chance of me finding that little weener beneath cheesepies' apron

[360]

It ain't easy being cheesy.

[Bluto10]

he aint heavy hes fuckin huge hes my brother cheesepipes

[looksgoodinred]

Plenty have searched and plenty have found.

 

It's a friendly little chap who loves to get milked.

 

well, milking is supposed to be the newest thing

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2EIpCBKwL4U&feature=related

[fatshaft]

well, milking is supposed to be the newest thing

 

 

You like a bit of milking LGIR?

[Redstar]

You like a bit of milking LGIR?

You're a sick man FS...If any good has come of your much posted about divorce it is that at least your poor ex-wife can get on with the rest of her life

[ChutneyLove]

I'm still alive and thanks for the concern, just back after a cheeky month on the open sea's. I look forward to integrating myself back into the group.

I will take down the black curtains and let the wife know she can stop the decade of mourning we'd embarked upon. What happened, misplace the dungeon key? Forget the "safe" word? Last time you were locked down there with the Fritzel kids you lost a few stone.