St Andrew's Day

[The Boofon]

The bead rattlers fair go to town when it's St Patrick's day, The English likewise with St George's day but St Andrew's day normally goes by without so much as a whimper.

 

It's tomorrow.

 

Anyone doing anything exciting for it?

 

I'm having tinned haggis on toast for breakfast.

 

Tinned haggis. Sounds minging but it's actually decent enough.

 

I might have some shortbread as well to get in the spirit of things.

[muttondressedaslamb]

I'm getting nailed to a St Andrew's cross.

[Ke1t]

Thinking about invading England and being named Guardian and High Protector of Scotland at the Castlegate on New Years Eve.

 

Deacon Blue better not be there.

[tightbreeks]

deacon blue, aztec camera, hue and cry bug the fuck out of me.

[dervish]

Gonna go have 4 sausage rolls and a fry up washed down with irn bru while reading the daily record. Then for lunch I'll have a microwave pasty. Then for tea haggis and neeps washed down with 12 warm tins of tennents.

 

God I love this place.

[dj_bollocks]

I'm getting nailed to a St Andrew's cross.

 

Better to get nailed ON a St Andrews Cross though shhhhhurely ?

[Ke1t]

Who can forget the great Russ Abbot's touching, heartfelt and studied representation of the archetypal Scotsman, Jimmy 'See You Jimmy' MacGregor?

 

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_6LQgwiSa0

[Sheep#1]

My works canteen are doing baked tatties with haggis and you can get a tea/coffee with a bit of shortbread for

[Pash]

Think I'm just gonna go to work.

[ChutneyLove]

I'm going to murder a hun.

[looksgoodinred]

I'm going to murder a hun.

 

Just a random one? Or someone in particular?

[zander]

Tattie soup

Followed by Haggis,mince and tatties think it's just coincidence more than any thing.

[ChutneyLove]

Just a random one? Or someone in particular?

A random one. And any witnesses there might be.

[BrianFaePerth]

Eh have been saving my pennies all week to buy 2 bottles of Bellhaven's St Andrews beer or whitever it's called.

 

It'll set me back

[Foster14]

I am going to have a Feta Cheese salad, followed by some Moussaka with a shot of Ouzo, then I'm going to smash all the plates.

[Dynamo]

I'm getting nailed against a St Andrew's cross.

 

 

Kinky.

[tup]

This must be why my daughter came home from Brownies with a Scotland flag made out of glue and tissue paper.

 

I was wondering why the fuck they would do something random like that.

[tup]

I've no idea who Andrew was and I've not a clue why he was a Saint.

 

I've no idea why that has anything to do with Scotland.

 

My guess is it's all made up bollocks that sounds good.

[Dynamo]

St Andrew is also the patron saint of Romania, Greece, Ukraine and Russia. Must be a gypo.

[tup]

History is just that.

 

Meaningless.

[paddy]

I'm going to get drunk tonight. But thats probably because its a Friday.

[daytripping]

St Andrew is also the patron saint of Romania, Greece, Ukraine and Russia. Must be a gypo.

 

Did he play an accordian?

[chaos_defrost]

I'm having tinned haggis on toast for breakfast.

 

Gads!

[The Boofon]

Cancelled it for breakfast and had it for mid afternoon snack.

 

Delicious.

[Bluto10]

probably 15+ pints tonight with a few chasers thrown in

[360]

probably 15+ pints tonight with a few chasers thrown in

 

Then onto the battle cruiser to seriously knock back a few cold ones?

 

[Sheep#1]

probably 15+ pints tonight with a few chasers thrown in

 

Would be interesting to go to the 'battle cruiser' with you, to see if you actually drink as much as you claim to

[tup]

Would be interesting to go to the 'battle cruiser' with you, to see if you actually drink as much as you claim to

 

It's been done.

 

He managed three pints, fell asleep, and had soiled himself upon waking.

[360]

It's been done.

 

He managed three pints, fell asleep, and had soiled himself upon waking.

 

As many as three?

 

I'd heard one and a bit.

 

The rest is true.

[Bluto10]

Oh I can do it alright

 

17 long hard years of experience will attest to that