Reslessness

[rumpus]

I have everything going for me. A decent job, nice car, nice house and lovely children.

 

 

But I get terrible headaches, have no friends and am not happy with life.

 

I know some might reply that I should excerise more, cut down on alcohol, stop drinking caffeine, give up on cigarettes, but I am on the verge of doing something stupid.

 

 

The only thing that keeps me going is my love for Eion Jess.

[muttondressedaslamb]

What does the title mean?

[daytripping]

I posted about this on another thread, mad is being taken over by madmen and lunatics!

 

Its like the Samaratins have came to town with all the replys, classic reading!

 

They need to find themselves a new message board, they're all turning into manic depressants, If I could post I'd have told him he needs a good kick up the arse and to get a fecking job!!

[looksgoodinred]

I posted about this on another thread, mad is being taken over by madmen and lunatics!

 

Its like the Samaratins have came to town with all the replys, classic reading!

 

They need to find themselves a new message board, they're all turning into manic depressants, If I could post I'd have told him he needs a good kick up the arse and to get a fecking job!!

 

i don't think that's very fair. from the looks of it, he's not had an easy life, and he seems to really be suffering and looking for a bit of support from a community of people he feels comfortable with. hopefully he's off to see a doctor soon. i don't know him, but i wish him well.

[daytripping]

I have everything going for me. A decent job, nice car, nice house and lovely children.

 

 

But I get terrible headaches, have no friends and am not happy with life.

 

I know some might reply that I should excerise more, cut down on alcohol, stop drinking caffeine, give up on cigarettes, but I am on the verge of doing something stupid.

 

 

The only thing that keeps me going is my love for Eion Jess.

 

When your child crys because daddy is still in bed when she gets home from nursery do you roll over and go back to sleep?

 

Take up running!

[muttondressedaslamb]

Must be the time of year, Christmas always brings out the worst in depressed people.

[DandyDon KD]

What does the title mean?

Think he/she meant restlessness

[daytripping]

Must be the time of year, Christmas always brings out the worst in depressed people.

 

He'd be better going on a depressants bulletin board or seeing a doctor, posting on a football off topic page is the last place he'll find a cure.

[360]

He'd be better going on a depressants bulletin board or seeing a doctor, posting on a football off topic page is the last place he'll find a cure.

 

Would he get as much attention that way, though?

[daytripping]

Would he get as much attention that way, though?

 

That was my first thought, fair looking for the sympathy vote, the guy sounds like he needs to get his arse in gear imo, would be great sleeping all day with this weather but needs must, get a job is my advice if you're looking in.

[daytripping]

i don't think that's very fair. from the looks of it, he's not had an easy life, and he seems to really be suffering and looking for a bit of support from a community of people he feels comfortable with. hopefully he's off to see a doctor soon. i don't know him, but i wish him well.

 

Sorry LGIR, he's certainly following a trend over there, every week someone gives an outpouring to the masses, I expect you're correct but imo a football board isn't the place for sympathy and tea.

[looksgoodinred]

Sorry LGIR, he's certainly following a trend over there, every week someone gives an outpouring to the masses, I expect you're correct but imo a football board isn't the place for sympathy and tea.

 

you're no doubt correct, but it may be the only place he has for now.

 

perhaps someone should suggest he visit Tup's Corner for a confidential ear and helpful advice?

[Ke1t]

What does the title mean?

 

I took it to mean the OP is concerned about his lack of material from Resless, an 80s Heavy Metal band from New Jersey ( pronounced Noo Joizee), and attached to the Flying Dog record label. They also appear to have been big fans of denim, hairspray, and wearing sunglasses indoors. One or more of them might also have been chicks, though from the grainy picture I'm going to supply in a minute it's hard to tell.

 

Fronted by none other than Kurt "Kurt" E Stahl, the band would break up, citing "ROCK N ROLL!!! WOOOOOOOOO!" Kurt would later find a career criticising Microsoft products in the review section of Amazon.com.

 

Kurt "Kurt" E Stahl

 

They split up a good while ago, so obviously acquiring any of their work is going to be pretty goddamn fucking difficult, I'll wager, boy howdy. No doubt this is the source of the OPs distress.

 

 

Anyway, always willing to help out a fellow sheep, I searched... I really fucking searched... for some kind of memorabilia that would cheer the OP up a little bit.

 

Best I could do was find THIS item on EBay, which isn't technically Resless, but rather a song called Wheels, by Restless Heart.

 

I think what happened is the seller doesn't know how to spell Restless, giving the misleading impression that they're selling something by the band Resless, who (I suspect) also couldn't spell Restless, but took it one step further and actually misnamed their own band... possibly leading to them breaking up when they realised they were simply the poster children for illiteracy, rather than a 'Rad' and 'Awesome' rock band with a love for denim, hairspray and wearing sunglasses indoors.

[RUL]

The Huns got liquidated, they no longer exist and a dons fan is depressed..man up loon.

 

Rul aka John Gregory

[muttondressedaslamb]

I took it to mean the OP is concerned about his lack of material from Resless, an 80s Heavy Metal band from New Jersey ( pronounced Noo Joizee), and attached to the Flying Dog record label. They also appear to have been big fans of denim, hairspray, and wearing sunglasses indoors. One or more of them might also have been chicks, though from the grainy picture I'm going to supply in a minute it's hard to tell.

 

Fronted by none other than Kurt "Kurt" E Stahl, the band would break up, citing "ROCK N ROLL!!! WOOOOOOOOO!" Kurt would later find a career criticising Microsoft products in the review section of Amazon.com.

 

Kurt "Kurt" E Stahl

 

They split up a good while ago, so obviously acquiring any of their work is going to be pretty goddamn fucking difficult, I'll wager, boy howdy. No doubt this is the source of the OPs distress.

 

 

Anyway, always willing to help out a fellow sheep, I searched... I really fucking searched... for some kind of memorabilia that would cheer the OP up a little bit.

 

Best I could do was find THIS item on EBay, which isn't technically Resless, but rather a song called Wheels, by Restless Heart.

 

I think what happened is the seller doesn't know how to spell Restless, giving the misleading impression that they're selling something by the band Resless, who (I suspect) also couldn't spell Restless, but took it one step further and actually misnamed their own band... possibly leading to them breaking up when they realised they were simply the poster children for illiteracy, rather than a 'Rad' and 'Awesome' rock band with a love for denim, hairspray and wearing sunglasses indoors.

 

You see that's what I thought, I just couldn't be bothered typing it in case I was wrong. Thanks for stepping in Kelt.

[Tommy]

He'd be better going on a depressants bulletin board or seeing a doctor, posting on a football off topic page is the last place he'll find a cure.

 

Maybe a visit to tup's corner could make all the difference.

Or tip him over the edge.

 

 

 

 

 

Fuck the rangers then, fuck the rangers now, fuck the rangers forever.

[BrianFaePerth]

I have everything going for me. A decent job, nice car, nice house and lovely children.

 

 

But I get terrible headaches, have no friends and am not happy with life.

 

I know some might reply that I should excerise more, cut down on alcohol, stop drinking caffeine, give up on cigarettes, but I am on the verge of doing something stupid.

 

 

The only thing that keeps me going is my love for Eion Jess.

 

And thon cementer incident wasn't?

[fatshaft]

While the fiel gype no doubt doesn't post on here, maybe he's not attention seeking, maybe he's totally genuine, after all it's not the sort of thing you open up to randoms about is it?

 

Leave the lad alone...he may end up like this poor lass, who got bullied on an American poker forum to such an extent, she offed herself...http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brandi_Hawbaker

[Ke1t]

He has a job, unless he lost it since he started this thread.

 

I'm no shrink, and usually my advice to people who are depressed is 'Toughen up, buttercup".

 

I'm guessing no-one else on here is a mental health professional either.

 

It's a fitba board, where any sign of weakness will see you well and truly ripped the piss out of.

[looksgoodinred]

He has a job, unless he lost it since he started this thread.

 

I'm no shrink, and usually my advice to people who are depressed is 'Toughen up, buttercup".

 

I'm guessing no-one else on here is a mental health professional either.

 

It's a fitba board, where any sign of weakness will see you well and truly ripped the piss out of.

 

but why should that be? certainly you're right.. it's first and foremost a football forum. and secondarily, a discussion of things sometimes consequential, but most often inconsequential. and there's plenty of banter.

 

but is it such a bad thing that he wrote how he feels about something, presumably honestly? obviously looking for encouragement of some sort? like other threads, if you weren't interested or had nothing to offer, you needn't respond. but why mock him?

[fatshaft]

but why should that be? certainly you're right.. it's first and foremost a football forum. and secondarily, a discussion of things sometimes consequential, but most often inconsequential. and there's plenty of banter.

 

but is it such a bad thing that he wrote how he feels about something, presumably honestly? obviously looking for encouragement of some sort? like other threads, if you weren't interested or had nothing to offer, you needn't respond. but why mock him?

Makes inadequates feel better about themselves.

[Ke1t]

but why should that be? certainly you're right.. it's first and foremost a football forum. and secondarily, a discussion of things sometimes consequential, but most often inconsequential. and there's plenty of banter.

 

but is it such a bad thing that he wrote how he feels about something, presumably honestly? obviously looking for encouragement of some sort? like other threads, if you weren't interested or had nothing to offer, you needn't respond. but why mock him?

 

Well, technically I didn't mock him. I mocked 80s Hair band and illiterate Champions of indoor sunwear, Resless. Because they deserve it.

 

Believe it or not I haven't always the relentlessly upbeat Kelt you see before you.

 

I too have felt the morbid grip of deep depression, and finally tried to top myself. Fortunately I was too weak (physically weak... mentally I was very excited about the project)... too weak to pull it off, otherwise I wouldn't even have made it into my twenties. I'd have tipped those painkiller down my throat and had a bit of a kip.

 

A brief course of Antidepressants sorted my shit out right quick. And then I graduated to ectos.

 

If I were to offer up any advice it would be to get some Antidepressants, they're fucking magic

 

The great thing about them is their name implies exactly what they do.

 

Feeling depressed, how about some antidepressants?

 

Oh? What do they do?

 

Seriously?

[looksgoodinred]

Well, technically I didn't mock him. I mocked 80s Hair band and illiterate Champions of indoor sunwear, Resless. Because they deserve it.

 

Believe it or not I haven't always the relentlessly upbeat Kelt you see before you.

 

I too have felt the morbid grip of deep depression, and finally tried to top myself. Fortunately I was too weak (physically weak... mentally I was very excited about the project)... too weak to pull it off, otherwise I wouldn't even have made it into my twenties. I'd have tipped those painkiller down my throat and had a bit of a kip.

 

A brief course of Antidepressants sorted my shit out right quick. And then I graduated to ectos.

 

If I were to offer up any advice it would be to get some Antidepressants, they're fucking magic

 

The great thing about them is their name implies exactly what they do.

 

Feeling depressed, how about some antidepressants?

 

Oh? What do they do?

 

Seriously?

 

they work for some. they don't for others. and while you didn't particularly mock him, you seemed to be defending those that were, by saying it was a football forum, and what should the poster expect. anyway, i don't disagree with your analysis: if it were my son or brother, i'd be encouraging him to see his doctor, post-haste.

[Tommy]

they work for some. they don't for others. and while you didn't particularly mock him, you seemed to be defending those that were, by saying it was a football forum, and what should the poster expect. anyway, i don't disagree with your analysis: if it were my son or brother, i'd be encouraging him to see his doctor, post-haste.

 

We're both bad, having suggested he pops into tup's corner.

I thought it was a wind up cos I can't believe someone as down as he suggests he is would go on a fitba chat site for help when most folk are there for a laugh.

I'm gonna light a candle for him.

 

 

 

 

Fuck the rangers then, fuck the rangers now, fuck the rangers forever.

[looksgoodinred]

We're both bad, having suggested he pops into tup's corner.

I thought it was a wind up cos I can't believe someone as down as he suggests he is would go on a fitba chat site for help when most folk are there for a laugh.

I'm gonna light a candle for him.

 

Fuck the rangers then, fuck the rangers now, fuck the rangers forever.

 

my earlier advice, among other people's, was serious... seek a doctor's help. i do admit to having tried to lighten the mood by suggesting seeking Tup's advice, which wasn't intended mockingly though. i expect Tup would actually have treated him with some compassion and directed him to a doctor. but perhaps not. in any event, i was wrong. and shouldn't have done that.

[muttondressedaslamb]

my earlier advice, among other people's, was serious... seek a doctor's help. i do admit to having tried to lighten the mood by suggesting seeking Tup's advice, which wasn't intended mockingly though. i expect Tup would actually have treated him with some compassion and directed him to a doctor. but perhaps not. in any event, i was wrong. and shouldn't have done that.

 

an old mate from Mad? Are you mad?

[Tommy]

I'm assuming he doesn't post here which is maybe no bad thing.

 

 

 

 

Fuck the rangers then, fuck the rangers now, fuck the rangers forever.

[Ke1t]

they work for some. they don't for others. and while you didn't particularly mock him, you seemed to be defending those that were, by saying it was a football forum, and what should the poster expect. anyway, i don't disagree with your analysis: if it were my son or brother, i'd be encouraging him to see his doctor, post-haste.

 

I've long held the belief that the last place you ask for help or serious advice is the internet. And the very worst place on the internet to ask for help would be 4Chan. But closely behind 4Chan would be any fitba board.

 

And I stand by what I said. It IS a fitba board. We ARE the lowest common denominator. You WILL be taunted unmerciful. There's no shoulder to cry on here, particularly if you're Resless the Hair Band... so any of their members reading this, well, you might want to take heed.

 

I didn't really defend anyone, though... because harsh as it may seem, I don't think there's anything to defend.

 

Don't stick your dick in a blender and complain that it pinches.

 

Do go and see a doctor, though.

[looksgoodinred]

I've long held the belief that the last place you ask for help or serious advice is the internet. And the very worst place on the internet to ask for help would be 4Chan. But closely behind 4Chan would be any fitba board.

 

And I stand by what I said. It IS a fitba board. We ARE the lowest common denominator. You WILL be taunted unmerciful. There's no shoulder to cry on here, particularly if you're Resless the Hair Band... so any of their members reading this, well, you might want to take heed.

 

I didn't really defend anyone, though... because harsh as it may seem, I don't think there's anything to defend.

 

Don't stick your dick in a blender and complain that it pinches.

 

Do go and see a doctor, though.

 

it still hasn't answered my question about why not, since it's just a community of people? but maybe i'm asking a question no one can, or wants to, answer. which is fair enough.

 

and thank you. x

[Ke1t]

If i ended up taking any words of support from a complete afterbirth like SMSW i would wake up in the morning and stick my face in the bath........followed quickly by every electrical live device i could string up to my suicide drop.

 

Don't even pretend that's not something you do most weekends, you fucking deviant.