Aberdeen Voice

[daytripping]

Most of the articles wind me right up and I end up arguing with them on the comments section, every week they print negative stuff about Trump, Wood or Milne, I seem to be the only one who thinks they're talking crap, I think I need to stop reading it or I'll end up like Mr Recklessness!

[fatshaft]

It is an absolute heap of shit that site, which is a shame, cos it's a great idea, but it seems to be full of green nutters, and extremely left wing Labourites.

[daytripping]

It is an absolute heap of shit that site, which is a shame, cos it's a great idea, but it seems to be full of green nutters, and extremely left wing Labourites.

 

That's what I keep telling them, I call them champagne socialists, it doesn't go down well, you should try commenting!

[fatshaft]

That's what I keep telling them, I call them champagne socialists, it doesn't go down well, you should try commenting!

I've commented on Mad, you can write your own predictable response to what I offered as feedback.

[daytripping]

I've commented on Mad, you can write your own predictable response to what I offered as feedback.

 

I'm excluded from mad, can't post there.

[daytripping]

In the paying through the nose article this is what the woman wrote this week!

 

Under the stewardship of chair Stewart Milne, ACSEF decided the city

[Bluto10]

57fuckstick

 

haha. youre pretty funny rumpus for a bender.

[Ke1t]

I'd actually quite like to contribute articles to Aberdeen Voice.

 

I could be like, I don't know, maybe like their Detroit Correspondent or something.

 

It would be like E Entertainment, only with black hookers, decapitated dogs and crack babies instead of pictures of Paris Hilton's fud.

 

...though I think I've a few pictures of Paris Hilton's fud if they'd prefer.

 

Fud's a great word, isn't it?

 

Met a guy called Coach Fuddy at a Roller Derby once.

 

Black Heart Maidens, they were called. I think they might have been primarily lesbians.

 

 

Anyway, coach Fuddy.... that was his name.

[daytripping]

Kelt,

 

As well as getting threatened with libel last week they keep telling me if I don't like the articles I should submit one, could you ghost write one for me?

[fatshaft]

Kelt,

 

As well as getting threatened with libel last week they keep telling me if I don't like the articles I should submit one, could you ghost write one for me?

Oh, I got told that as well, maybe during this long winter I may just do that!

[muttondressedaslamb]

Geez an hour with your wife (or daughter) and let them decide how bent I am.

 

 

They'd think they'd just partcipated in a Spunkathon for Children in Need

 

Bluto fires blanks, he can't breed. Thankfully.

[Ke1t]

Kelt,

 

As well as getting threatened with libel last week they keep telling me if I don't like the articles I should submit one, could you ghost write one for me?

 

I can do that.... and maybe if that works out we can do something about your adventures as a Top Lad

 

I need to get back to that, btw, it was coming along nicely.

 

I was up to Crouching Casual Hidden Monkey.

[daytripping]

I can do that.... and maybe if that works out we can do something about your adventures as a Top Lad

 

I need to get back to that, btw, it was coming along nicely.

 

I was up to Crouching Casual Hidden Monkey.

 

Nae bother! make sure the character gets a double jaw break though! .......and nae fae an accordian mannie!

[Ke1t]

Nae bother! make sure the character gets a double jaw break though! .......and nae fae an accordian mannie!

 

A double jaw-break it is... Eastern European sort, wasn't he?

 

He'll be getting a mullet and a Torpedo Moscow tracksuit in the bio

[ChutneyLove]

I'd actually quite like to contribute articles to Aberdeen Voice.

 

I could be like, I don't know, maybe like their Detroit Correspondent or something.

 

It would be like E Entertainment, only with black hookers, decapitated dogs and crack babies instead of pictures of Paris Hilton's fud.

 

...though I think I've a few pictures of Paris Hilton's fud if they'd prefer.

 

Fud's a great word, isn't it?

 

Met a guy called Coach Fuddy at a Roller Derby once.

 

Black Heart Maidens, they were called. I think they might have been primarily lesbians.

 

 

Anyway, coach Fuddy.... that was his name.

I haven't seen any pictures of her fud, so would be most grateful if you could send them to me.

[Karl Fletcher]

Aye, 'Aberdeen' Voice my arse.

 

'Mental, green, extreme left, and if you don't agree with us you can fuck off' Voice would be a more apt title.

[Bluto10]

uite a temper you have there karl.

 

chill out. its only a shite marxist fanzine.

[BrianFaePerth]

It keeps being promoted by 57fuckstick. He comes across as an angry opinionated old git, so the hatred for all things progressive might come from him.

 

Ah, 57Vintage, that name takes me back to my Mad days.

 

What an absolute cunt that auld fucker is.

[Karl Fletcher]

uite a temper you have there karl.

 

chill out. its only a shite marxist fanzine.

 

I'm in no mood.

 

The bastarding car door wouldna shut this morning.

[BrianFaePerth]

I'm in no mood.

 

The bastarding car door wouldna shut this morning.

 

Lack of sleep at night Karl? Dinna worry, it passes.

[Karl Fletcher]

Wasna too bad last night.

 

She went doon about 11 then up at 5am for a feed.

 

They're demanding wee things.

[Bluto10]

In 16 years time, she'll be demanding cock.

 

not yours though as youre gay.

[BrianFaePerth]

In 16 years time, she'll be demanding cock.

 

 

That is just so wrong, but so funny.

[tup]

In 16 years time, she'll be demanding cock.

 

 

You're twisted.

 

This Aberdeen Voice thing is promoted by 57Varieties over on Aberdeen Mad.

 

I've never read it.

 

On account of the fact the boy 57 is a total cock, I'm assuming it's utter shite, probably written in a hammed up Doric accent.

[tup]

Like that Morris the Butcher's Brither pish promoted by Blin Lemon.

 

comedy if ever I read it. Demands canned laughter.

[Karl Fletcher]

In 16 years time, she'll be demanding cock.

 

FFS

 

If she's only doing that after 16 years she'll be a bit of a late bloomer compared to the lassies I knew in my youth

[fatshaft]

FFS

 

If she's only doing that after 16 years she'll be a bit of a late bloomer compared to the lassies I knew in my youth

Ye winna be laughing in 13 years time Karl min

[tup]

Maybe even 8 years time.

 

Girls adore spunk.

 

I think you need to be straitjaikited and rendered to 'Tup's Corner' immediately.

[360]

I like 57vintage, nice guy.

[tup]

I like 57vintage, nice guy.

 

I crossed swords with him once and he had the temerity to class me as a 'zoomer'.

 

I've never forgiven him.