Christmas Morn

[looksgoodinred]

How would you like to find your better half on Christmas morn (other than naked but for a big red bow, under the tree)?

 

 

[Bluto10]

with my knob in his mouth.

[looksgoodinred]

i'm partial to the last one myself.. slightly wrinkled man's shirt.

[looksgoodinred]

Sucking my cock.

 

that happens every morning though, no?

don't you want her/him dressed in something festive for the occasion this particular morning?

[tup]

Not moaning like fuck about everything would make for a refreshing change.

[looksgoodinred]

With a turkey on her head.

 

 

[The Boofon]

with my knob in his mouth.

 

 

I love the fact that you wrote that and it's not been edited.

[The Boofon]

How would you like to find your better half on Christmas morn (other than naked but for a big red bow, under the tree)?

 

 

At this moment in time, blue, cold and stiff.

 

Fucking idiot.

[looksgoodinred]

At this moment in time, blue, cold and stiff.

 

Fucking idiot.

 

troubles at boofon manor?

[Karl Fletcher]

Any of the above garments would look much better on the floor imo

[Bluto10]

christmas morn will most likely involve breakfast in bed, ollieballen and a bottle of champagne.

 

aftyer that. a quick walk out to a cafe and a beer or two. then home to open presents.

 

great day.

[Henry]

with my knob in his mouth.

 

 

i'm partial to the last one myself..

 

 

 

 

[The Boofon]

troubles at boofon manor?

 

 

Not at the moment.

[360]

with my knob in his mouth.

 

 

Least surprising post of the day so far...

[Tommy]

I love the fact that you wrote that and it's not been edited.

 

 

[delta1red]

blue, cold and stiff.

 

 

 

Never mind christmas morning, that's how i want to find the bitch every morning i wake up.

[fatshaft]

If it's my wife, then I'd like to find her under a bus......

[fatshaft]

.......but really

[BrianFaePerth]

with my knob in his mouth.

 

 

Seasonal cheer fae a year-round queer

[looksgoodinred]

.......but really

 

that looks more like a little red riding hood than a Ms. Claus, but at least she's in red.

[BrianFaePerth]

that looks more like a little red riding hood than a Ms. Claus, but at least she's in red.

 

She can ride me any time

[fatshaft]

that looks more like a little red riding hood than a Ms. Claus, but at least she's in red.

If she was my Mrs Claus, that's how she'd dress.

[The Boofon]

If she was my Mrs Claus, that's how she'd dress.

I take it the old Mrs Fatshaft didn't dress that way?

[Ke1t]

I'd like to see Kaydee, from Texas, in her sexy santa outfit just one more time.

 

She used to be on the Dreamgirls porn network until she quit... and I lost all my batin' pics of her in the Great Hard Drive Crash of '06.

 

So if anyone can find her in that outfit, or any other pose involving... or not involving... fruit, dildos, black sailors, or Christmas ornaments.... that'll be my Christmas.

 

Kaydee fae Texas aff Dreamgirls.

 

Cheers, folks.

 

EDIT: I'd just like to hurriedly add that Dreamgirls™ is/was in no way affiliated with Dream Girls Texas, which appears to be one of those pageant sites for creepy folks to dress their little kids up like prostitutes and have them walk around in front of perverts. So, if you happen to Google Dreamgirls and Texas then you're likely going to think Kaydee is some 5 year old kid or suchlike based upon the results you might get following a search.

 

Again, I can't stress enough that I don't want anyone sending me pictures of kids dressed as Santa Claus.

 

Or phoning the Feds.

[fatshaft]

I take it the old Mrs Fatshaft didn't dress that way?

nah, more of a dressing gown and a fag type

[The Boofon]

nah, more of a dressing gown and a fag type

 

 

Sorry. I said Mrs Fatshaft not Mr.

[fatshaft]

Sorry. I said Mrs Fatshaft not Mr.

[Ke1t]

Sorry. I said Mrs Fatshaft not Mr.