Bluto10 Posted December 17, 2012 Share Posted December 17, 2012 me, i'd be on a desert island with oliver read, richard harris and parky. what a pish up that would be. maybe bring along 1995 oasis for some background noise. Link to comment
tup Posted December 17, 2012 Share Posted December 17, 2012 are we speaking of cannibalism, or cock gobbling here? Not necessarily. It could be Karl Fletcher's favourite band, Birds Aloud. Link to comment
fatjim Posted December 17, 2012 Share Posted December 17, 2012 are we speaking of cannibalism, or cock gobbling here? whatever floats your boat mate. of course if you have a boat you can escape the island. Link to comment
tup Posted December 17, 2012 Share Posted December 17, 2012 I'd suggest it would be tricky getting there in the first place without a boat. What came first, the boat or the desert island is the salient question. The answer must be the boat. Link to comment
looksgoodinred Posted December 17, 2012 Share Posted December 17, 2012 I'd suggest it would be tricky getting there in the first place without a boat. What came first, the boat or the desert island is the salient question. The answer must be the boat. someone might have been thrown overboard by a passing boat/ship? and swum to shore on the desert island. Link to comment
fatjim Posted December 17, 2012 Share Posted December 17, 2012 someone might have been thrown overboard by a passing boat/ship? and swum to shore on the desert island. well you can suck his cock too. Link to comment
fatjim Posted December 17, 2012 Share Posted December 17, 2012 I'd suggest it would be tricky getting there in the first place without a boat. What came first, the boat or the desert island is the salient question. The answer must be the boat. Haven't you ever heard of a helicopter or a plane and parachute? Link to comment
tup Posted December 17, 2012 Share Posted December 17, 2012 Haven't you ever heard of a helicopter or a plane and parachute? I've heard of helicopters, planes and parachutes. Depends how big the desert island is. If it's one of those with one palm tree and sharks circling it, I'd say you'd have to be a pretty experienced helicopter pilot to be able to let go of the controls, abandon the chopper, and land on the island all in one maneouvre. The sharks would have you for breakfast. Link to comment
daytripping Posted December 17, 2012 Share Posted December 17, 2012 Fat jim, cool username! btw Careful with that looksgoodinred, I think he bats for the other side! 1 Link to comment
tup Posted December 17, 2012 Share Posted December 17, 2012 I wonder how that name came about? If I was a betting man I'd say his name is Jim and he's fat Link to comment
dave_min Posted December 17, 2012 Share Posted December 17, 2012 I wonder how that name came about? If I was a betting man I'd say his name is Jim and he's fat Why have you made over 120,000 posts in under 2 years? Are you currently stuck on a desert island with nothing to do other than post on here? 1 1 Link to comment
tup Posted December 17, 2012 Share Posted December 17, 2012 Why have you made over 120,000 posts in under 2 years? Are you currently stuck on a desert island with nothing to do other than post on here? No, how dare you. I'm in my usual spot, in the bedroom in my mither's house, curtains drawn. I do have a life you know. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted December 17, 2012 Share Posted December 17, 2012 No, how dare you. I'm in my usual spot, in the bedroom in my mither's house, curtains drawn. I do have a life you know. In your usual spot, at your mither's nipple, more like Link to comment
tup Posted December 17, 2012 Share Posted December 17, 2012 Exactly, and you're not stuck on a desert island either. Link to comment
looksgoodinred Posted December 17, 2012 Share Posted December 17, 2012 Fat jim, cool username! btw Careful with that looksgoodinred, I think he bats for the other side! 1 Link to comment
fatjim Posted December 17, 2012 Share Posted December 17, 2012 I wonder how that name came about? If I was a betting man I'd say his name is Jim and he's fat Good job you aren't a betting man then because you would be skint. Link to comment
fatjim Posted December 17, 2012 Share Posted December 17, 2012 I've heard of helicopters, planes and parachutes. Depends how big the desert island is. If it's one of those with one palm tree and sharks circling it, I'd say you'd have to be a pretty experienced helicopter pilot to be able to let go of the controls, abandon the chopper, and land on the island all in one maneouvre. The sharks would have you for breakfast. Well you could land a plane or a helicopter on water then use your hovercraft to get to the island. Link to comment
tup Posted December 17, 2012 Share Posted December 17, 2012 Well you could land a plane or a helicopter on water then use your hovercraft to get to the island. Chances are you would be no stranger to a Link to comment
Sheep#1 Posted December 17, 2012 Share Posted December 17, 2012 I wonder how that name came about? If I was a betting man I'd say his name is Jim and he's fat I'm guessing this isn't the original fatjim who used to post on here until he got banned. Link to comment
fatjim Posted December 17, 2012 Share Posted December 17, 2012 I'm guessing this isn't the original fatjim who used to post on here until he got banned. Guess again G. Link to comment
dave_min Posted December 17, 2012 Share Posted December 17, 2012 I'd like to point out, of course I was right again. Here, have a +1. Link to comment
Sheep#1 Posted December 17, 2012 Share Posted December 17, 2012 I'd like to point out, of course I was right again. Well done. I didn't detect the dry humour and sarcasm I associate with fj, I was wrong however. 1 Link to comment
360 Posted December 17, 2012 Share Posted December 17, 2012 A book- Crime and PunishmentA movie- The Godfather Part IIAn Album (or whatever the kids call it these days)- The Queen is Deadone celebrity to keep you entertained- Ian HislopOne sexual partner- Kelly BrookAccess to one (non rescue) website- youtubeone foodstuff- Steakone drink- Carling Iguana Link to comment
The Boofon Posted December 17, 2012 Share Posted December 17, 2012 A book. The gardening year. A movie. Castaway. An Album (or whatever the kids call it these days) Elvis greatest hits. one celebrity to keep you entertained. Jeremy Beadle. One sexual partner. Nigella Lawson. Access to one (non rescue) website. Google. one foodstuff. Beef. one drink. Rioja. ...you can also have a puppy or a kitten or an iguana. Iguana for the iguana milk. Link to comment
Sheep#1 Posted December 17, 2012 Share Posted December 17, 2012 A book. The gardening year. A movie. Castaway. An Album (or whatever the kids call it these days) Elvis greatest hits. one celebrity to keep you entertained. Jeremy Beadle. One sexual partner. Nigella Lawson. Access to one (non rescue) website. Google. one foodstuff. Beef. one drink. Rioja. ...you can also have a puppy or a kitten or an iguana. Iguana for the iguana milk. What use would google be when you can't access any other sites you would search for. 2 Link to comment
The Boofon Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 What use would google be when you can't access any other sites you would search for. Plenty of uses. Who says I'd use google to search for stuff? Link to comment
Sheep#1 Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 Plenty of uses. Who says I'd use google to search for stuff? What would you use it for then? Can't see any benefits of it as a site without being able to use it's functions Link to comment
amancalledbuck Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 Book - A Christmas CarolFilm - It's A Wonderful LifeAlbum - Phil Spector Christmas AlbumEntertainer - SantaShagging partner - the missusFood - Turkey dinnerDrink - Mulled wine Link to comment
The Boofon Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 What would you use it for then? Can't see any benefits of it as a site without being able to use it's functions I can. They put games on google every now and again. Pacman was on a while back. Google have a different "google doodle" every day. You should take back your criticism. Link to comment
Sheep#1 Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 I can. They put games on google every now and again. Pacman was on a while back. Google have a different "google doodle" every day. You should take back your criticism. It wasn't criticism chief, was curiosity. But if out of all the websites in the world, one that occasionally allows you to play a game, or do a 'doodle' is what floats your boat, then who am I to argue! Link to comment
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