Plot To Castrate And Murder Justin Bieber Foiled

[BrianFaePerth]

Haven't the feds got better things to do than investigate this sort of thing

 

Good plan spoilt

[StandFree1982]

Who'd have thought, looking at the those two guys, that they would be capable of such crimes. They both look like upstanding members of society!

[Jigot]

Castrate the wee cunt?I don't think his baws have even dropped yet.

[Ke1t]

Surely there are about a million other effeminate 17 year old boy/girl things just waiting in the wings to take the androgynous little fucker's place in a heartbeat.

 

Would anyone even notice it was gone?

 

Ten seconds after they find its corpse they'd just unpack another talentless autotune android, stick a bad wig on its head, and sell a another billion downloads.

 

Come oooooon December 21st.

 

[BrianFaePerth]

Give this wee cunt the chair

 

[King Street Loon]

Give this wee cunt the chair

 

I think he's been told to wise the fuck up after the first photo was taken.

 

I hope he gets the jail and become some Calvin Zola lookalike's bitch.

[Dandyesque]

I think he's been told to wise the fuck up after the first photo was taken.

 

I hope he gets the jail and become some Calvin Zola lookalike's bitch.

 

 

Clearly trained since birth to respond with the same glaikit coo-like expression everytime a lens is pointed in his direction, regardless of circumstance.

 

You just know he'd be grinning at the scope as the sniper's bullet exploded through his teeth...

[ChutneyLove]

Needs to sort oot them plukes. He doesn't want to be the ugly bloke's bitch.

[E-P-K]

I think he's been told to wise the fuck up after the first photo was taken.

 

I hope he gets the jail and become some Calvin Zola lookalike's bitch.

 

 

http://www.truelad.com/Photo/183048#photo

[tommo1903]

I think he's been told to wise the fuck up after the first photo was taken.

 

I hope he gets the jail and become some Calvin Zola lookalike's bitch.

 

Weegie.

 

Justin Bieber works harder than any of you lot, has his pick of fanny and more money than he knows what to do with.

 

Y'all just jealous #CutforBieber

[RUL]

I don't feel too sorry for him but I noticed he posted a picture of him doing nothing at the beach and there was 3 camera men following him about and standing in the sea taking photos of him sitting on his phone. He's probably lost the plot being followed around for years.

 

Still, his bank balance must be helping, he'd do well to drop the attitude before his next court appearence though.

[minijc]

If I was his age and had his cash I'd be doing a lot worse than that, trust me.

[Henry]

I thought you did have Bieber-esque levels of cash mini min, thought you were LTD.

[minijc]

I thought you did have Bieber-esque levels of cash mini min, thought you were LTD.

Not so much now, I behave.

[Poodler]

I had a peak on his Instagram. He's pretty poor on a skateboard and at playing basketball but he keeps looking at the camera with his serious face on, think he thinks he's quite important. Makes me think of the Pete Doherty lyric 'if the whole world tells you you are the one, I defy you not to believe them my son'. He will be surrounded by niggas and dumb blondes, he's already gone all gangsta with his fashion. But his appeal is waning, in ten years I expect him to be clinging to fame as a has been, hopefully with a Britney style melt down. Cunts that canna handle a bit of biff min.

[King Street Loon]

 

Weegie.

 

 

How dare you!!

I'm outraged.

[The Boofon]

Bieber is odds on to be a death pool selection everyone wishes they had went for.

 

He's my number 1 transfer target in June.