The End Of The World

[tup]

It's a week until the end of the world folks!

 

This time next week we'll be space dust.

 

I'm planning on stocking up on tinned food, get myself holed up with a few shotguns, and hope that it misses me or I survive it.

 

After that, it's every man for himself.

[Karl Fletcher]

I'll be getting pished

[tup]

I'll be getting pished

 

Seems about the best plan Karl.

 

I think I'll go and visit my mither and faither on Thursday night and buy some treats for the dog and stuff just in case.

[daytripping]

I think I'll head to work just incase it doesn't happen.

 

Pretty bad planning to have it pencilled in for a Friday, a Monday morning would have been much more suitable, bloody Mayans!

[Bluto10]

think ill have one last posh wank.

go out on a high.

[granite sheep]

Had a thread bout this already, the apocalpse can fuck off- I'll be pished during mad friday.

[tup]

Had a thread bout this already, the apocalpse can fuck off- I'll be pished during mad friday.

 

Aye but this is a different thread to emphasise that it's imminent.

 

In otherwords, panic stations.

 

I think I'll maybe go for a game of snooker early afternoon provided the world has not ended by then that is.

 

I'll play a few frames for

[vanderark14]

I'll be in a pub so not all bad

[looksgoodinred]

with work and Christmas looming, i've not had time to pay any attention to it. so just go ahead and end it without me.

[NorthernLights24]

Pay day and work night out

[tup]

Pay day and work night out

 

I can see that folk are really quite concerned about this impending doom.

 

It's up there with the Millenium Bug in terms of the capacity to cause widespread fear, panic, and ultimately death.

[looksgoodinred]

It'd be a right laugh if the world did end

 

if it were really going to end in accordance with the Mayan calendar, it would have ended some years ago, since the Mayan calendar didn't have leap years and we do. so i'd say calm relax, get yourself a pint, a good woman (or man, whatever floats your boat), kick back and enjoy the holidays!

[tup]

My thoughts exactly Bad_Mobby.

 

I'd love to see the looks on a few folks faces if the world did start ending first thing next Friday.

 

How long it would take to end is up for debate, probably a few hours is my guess.

 

What a laugh that few hours would be.

[Karl Fletcher]

Would be pretty mental if it was anything like the film.

 

Yid have nae chance.

[tup]

Would be pretty mental if it was anything like the film.

 

Yid have nae chance.

 

What film was that?

 

I know REM once did a song about it.

 

It was an extremely disappointing effort.

[looksgoodinred]

What film was that?

 

I know REM once did a song about it.

 

It was an extremely disappointing effort.

 

i like the Great Big Sea version best.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chtSh5fAnGw

[vanderark14]

there are a few nutters hiding at the bottom of a siberian mountain as they believe this mountain will save them.

 

there are more nutters heading to a french village as they believe this will be the only village spared.

[boboisared]

there are a few nutters hiding at the bottom of a siberian mountain as they believe this mountain will save them.

 

there are more nutters heading to a french village as they believe this will be the only village spared.

Where are you heading?

[vanderark14]

Where are you heading?

 

local pub - need more roids

[tup]

[dave_min]

I'm gonna finally take up smoking full time.

[boboisared]

local pub - need more roids

Think you'll only be on probation after today min.

[tup]

Radiohead have aye been a bit weird.

[vanderark14]

fit do these myan cunts think is going to happen?

 

will it be like the film 2012 with yon cunt fae cheers playing a nut job?

[tup]

Maybe it was the huns getting put to the 3rd division that they really seen.

 

The reaction would have made them think it was the end of civilisation as we know it.

 

Easy mistake for them to have made.

[Ke1t]

This would be the ideal time to start your own End O The World cult.

 

Just give me all your worldly possessions and I'll guarantee you a spot by Jesus' fluffy sandals in the afterlife.

 

December 22nd rolls around and I'm a rich motherfucker, and a whole bunch of stupid people are out on the street.

 

This is great on two levels.

 

First, I really like money, so getting more of it is always welcome.

 

Second, I really hate stupid people, so making their lives a misery is always welcome.

 

[Karl Fletcher]

What film was that?

 

[tup]

Wow that looks mental Karl, if a wee bit on the far fetched side.

 

These Hollywood lads were not born yesterday however, they ken exactly how to overegg a pudding.

[King Street Loon]

I'll be getting pished

Me as well.

 

Going out in style.

[chief_wiggum]