The Olden Days

[Ke1t]

[Guest milne_afc]

I was hoping Frank's "faith in the hairbrush" would veer off in a completely different direction.

[looksgoodinred]

[Ke1t]

William does have a valid point.

 

"Most of them have it coming anyway"

 

While William does have a valid point, William also looks like something out of Resident Evil.

[Jigot]

Judith Ralston can spank my arse cheeks pink.

[ollie1903]

Judith Ralston can spank my arse cheeks pink.

I thought she'd let herself go a bit recently

[Jigot]

[spamspamspam]

If a woman needs it, should she be spanked?

 

There was me thinking thon 50 shades was to blame for the slightly out there requests lately.

[looksgoodinred]

would you really want to go back to the old days, Kelt?

 

At this point, dear reader, let me concede one shocking truth. Some young women actually anticipate the wedding night ordeal with curiosity and pleasure! Beware such an attitude! A selfish and sensual husband can easily take advantage of such a bride. One cardinal rule of marriage should never be forgotten: GIVE LITTLE, GIVE SELDOM, AND ABOVE ALL, GIVE GRUDGINGLY. Otherwise what could have been a proper marriage could become an orgy of sexual lust.

 

[reprint from The Madison Institute Newsletter, Fall Issue, 1894: INSTRUCTION AND ADVICE

FOR THE YOUNG BRIDE]

[Ke1t]

would you really want to go back to the old days, Kelt?

 

At this point, dear reader, let me concede one shocking truth. Some young women actually anticipate the wedding night ordeal with curiosity and pleasure! Beware such an attitude! A selfish and sensual husband can easily take advantage of such a bride. One cardinal rule of marriage should never be forgotten: GIVE LITTLE, GIVE SELDOM, AND ABOVE ALL, GIVE GRUDGINGLY. Otherwise what could have been a proper marriage could become an orgy of sexual lust.

 

[reprint from The Madison Institute Newsletter, Fall Issue, 1894: INSTRUCTION AND ADVICE

FOR THE YOUNG BRIDE]

 

Obviously in the event of a frigid wife I'd pack my physician's bag, don a rakish cape and top hat, and hail the nearest Hansom Cab to take me to the picturesque Whitechapel area of foggy old London Town for some fancy capers with the local dollymops and flibberty gibbets.

 

[looksgoodinred]

Obviously in the event of a frigid wife I'd pack my physician's bag, don a rakish cape and top hat, and hail the nearest Hansom Cab to take me to the picturesque Whitechapel area of foggy old London Town for some fancy capers with the local dollymops and flibberty gibbets.

 

 

they weren't frigid though. only encouraged to pretend to be so it would appear.

so given your apparent libido, i'd argue you're probably better off in this day and age.

[Ke1t]

they weren't frigid though. only encouraged to pretend to be so it would appear.

so given your apparent libido, i'd argue you're probably better off in this day and age.

 

Seriously though, regardless of the time period, I'm confident I'd hammer any shape of female just to get some.

 

Ancient Egypt, Cleopatra was allegedly this great beauty, but rumour has it she had a body like a binbag filled with custard. I'd look beyond that... concentrate on her fantastic suntan.

 

I think for most of human history, probably up until some silly fucker gave chicks the right to vote... and no offense, but women shouldn't be voting... right up until Universal Suffrage... marriage was basically legalised serial rape.

 

Guinevere had a headache?

 

A swift punch to the kidneys and the headache's gone, and King Arthur's up her like a rat up a drainpipe.

 

Josephine's on her lady's period?

 

Up the arse.

 

Madam Curie's about to make a scientific discovery?

 

A lump of radium across the back of the heid and she's far more amenable to a bit of rub and tug.

 

Nowadays you brick a lassie and drag her onto a piece of waste ground behind the glue processing plant for a romantic evening of semi-conscious debauchery and she's straight round the copshop complaining about rape or aggravated buggery, like she wasn't asking for it.

[Dom Sullivan]

Judith Ralston can spank my arse cheeks pink.

She's a feckin horror!

[looksgoodinred]

Seriously though, regardless of the time period, I'm confident I'd hammer any shape of female just to get some.

 

Ancient Egypt, Cleopatra was allegedly this great beauty, but rumour has it she had a body like a binbag filled with custard. I'd look beyond that... concentrate on her fantastic suntan.

 

I think for most of human history, probably up until some silly fucker gave chicks the right to vote... and no offense, but women shouldn't be voting... right up until Universal Suffrage... marriage was basically legalised serial rape.

 

Guinevere had a headache?

 

A swift punch to the kidneys and the headache's gone, and King Arthur's up her like a rat up a drainpipe.

 

Josephine's on her lady's period?

 

Up the arse.

 

Madam Curie's about to make a scientific discovery?

 

A lump of radium across the back of the heid and she's far more amenable to a bit of rub and tug.

 

Nowadays you brick a lassie and drag her onto a piece of waste ground behind the glue processing plant for a romantic evening of semi-conscious debauchery and she's straight round the copshop complaining about rape or aggravated buggery, like she wasn't asking for it.

 

surely there'd be no need to brick them, if they just learned not to question you and do as they were told?

[fatjim]

Seriously though, regardless of the time period, I'm confident I'd hammer any shape of female just to get some.

 

Ancient Egypt, Cleopatra was allegedly this great beauty, but rumour has it she had a body like a binbag filled with custard. I'd look beyond that... concentrate on her fantastic suntan.

 

 

I'd like to point out that I have fucked a binbag full of custard and it was pretty good. Probably better the 2nd time though.

[chief_wiggum]

I'd like to point out that I have fucked a binbag full of custard and it was pretty good. Probably better the 2nd time though.

 

 

Was it hot or cold?

[fatjim]

Tough question. It was most definitely hot but the custard was cold.

[looksgoodinred]

Tough question. It was most definitely hot but the custard was cold.

 

did the custard make a satisfying squelching noise?

[Jigot]

She's a feckin horror!

Aye but I'd still take a good thrashing off her.

[fatjim]

did the custard make a satisfying squelching noise?

 

I was too busy screaming.

[fatjim]

double post shite

[tightbreeks]

william davis, toy factory owner.

 

something no right there.

[ChutneyLove]

Best thing about this is that the bloke that sent in the question got paid $10.