Turkey's

[CrazyBullSheep]

Bought three live turkeys in August with a couple of mates . Idea was to fatten them up and have them for xmas dinner. So today was 'The day'

 

Everything was done so as the burds were kept calm and chilled oot. We used a cone to dispatch them, they are placed upside down so the neck pokes through the bottom then the deed is done.

 

Then plucked the bastards and they are now hanging in ma mates shed waiting to be gutted.

 

Gravy and mash will be home made too

 

Anyone else doing their own this year???

 

If so whats yer thoughts

[Guest milne_afc]

You should have dressed up as a fox before killing it. That's what i'd do.

[CrazyBullSheep]

Aye

 

But I punched mine in the face until it died

 

Did you give them names?

 

Nice work fella quality death

 

Mine was called Frankensense

 

Kept the heed like, going to get a cast made and make a dildo out of it for the missus.

[Ke1t]

I thought this was going to be a thread about a thing belonging to Turkey, such as the Mausoleum at Halicarnassus, or Istanbul.

[Guest milne_afc]

 

 

Kept the heed like, going to get a cast made and make a dildo out of it for the missus.

 

 

Just stick it in the freezer.

[CrazyBullSheep]

I thought this was going to be a thread about a thing belonging to Turkey, such as the Mausoleum at Halicarnassus, or Istanbul.

 

I've been to Olu deniz which is in Turkey and was fondled by a goat.

[CrazyBullSheep]

Who are these mates you've made out in your quiet little country life eh?

 

Bunch of bumming farmer boys.

 

I do not approve.

 

Hairy arsed farmers are not my thing and you know it sweetnips. I prefer young nubile Chinchillas dressed as yoda

 

Friday???

[CrazyBullSheep]

No can do.

 

We're planning a carry on on Sunday if you's can reschedule?

 

Sunday is the bullsheeps family day out to reindeer central so nae fucking chance

 

You away before Hogmany like??

[muttondressedaslamb]

Turkey's......

can't believe Boofon hasn't commented on the grammar yet.

 

BTW what is the above emoticon mouthing?

[Ke1t]

Turkey's......

can't believe Boofon hasn't commented on the grammar yet.

 

BTW what is the above emoticon mouthing?

 

That's punctuation, not grammar

[daytripping]

Shouldn't you gut them then hang them?

[daytripping]

 

 

Everything was done so as the burds were kept calm and chilled oot.

 

 

If so whats yer thoughts

 

Did you have some trance music on and a few joints on the go?

[muttondressedaslamb]

That's punctuation, not grammar

 

No I don't think it's mouthing that.

[daytripping]

Turkey's......

can't believe Boofon hasn't commented on the grammar yet.

 

BTW what is the above emoticon mouthing?

 

I think it's saying; shut the fuck up muttondressedaslamb.

 

btw I was watching some game today and a player was called mdal, I thought of you.

[muttondressedaslamb]

I think it's saying; shut the fuck up muttondressedaslamb.

 

btw I was watching some game today and a player was called mdal, I thought of you.

 

Aye could well be.

Strange name for a player, sounds more like a curry. You weren't watching Indians were you?

[daytripping]

Aye could well be.

Strange name for a player, sounds more like a curry. You weren't watching Indians were you?

 

It was an Italian or Spanish game, Italian I think (watched a heap of shit games today), the commentator called him mdal but that's probably not how you spell it.

[CrazyBullSheep]

Shouldn't you gut them then hang them?

 

Meat will dry out quick if you gut them first.

 

Thats what we were telt anyway

 

Nae joints min just some incense sticks and we danced around a bonfire naked before Slashing them all

[dervish]

Turkey's......

can't believe Boofon hasn't commented on the grammar yet.

 

BTW what is the above emoticon mouthing?

 

"I'm a wanker"?

[Henry]

Boxing Day Turkey curry followed by a turkey poop.

 

Can't wait.

 

I'd probably have ice cream or some chocolate gateau.

[Henry]

Nice one

[Bluto10]

yep. briliant.