Ke1t Posted December 17, 2012 Share Posted December 17, 2012 I'm pretty diligent about not jamming my atheism into people's faces, even though I've some psychotically strong feelings about the whole religion thing. It might come up in conversation, but jamming it down an unwilling throat, like a turgid Horsecock-O-Atheism, I don't do that. Why, then, do the religious leap on any fucking opportunity to send me Christmas Cards full of pictures of Beach Jesus, with little flying pixies motoring around in fluffy clouds, while suspiciously white European sorts hurtle along dusty Middle Eastern roads as they chase after astronomical anomalies? I understand the whole Theft of Saturnalia thing, but again, I'm not a Christian or a Saturnalian, so why send me your racist, sectarian literature and expect me to place it atop my fireplace? Four cards in the mail today... every one of them banging on about Jesus and the Goblins. Not one of them with a racially accurate Jesus. If he was Middle Eastern he didn't look like a fucking Viking. I'ma fuck this sheep over here right quick now... ODIN! Link to comment
looksgoodinred Posted December 17, 2012 Share Posted December 17, 2012 that's a really ugly card. religious or no, i wouldn't want it on my mantel. Link to comment
bonzodaddy73 Posted December 17, 2012 Share Posted December 17, 2012 Isn't Christmas all about the birthday of Jesus or the Coca Cola trucks rolling into town? Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted December 17, 2012 Share Posted December 17, 2012 What the fuck does Christmas have tae dae wi religion? Link to comment
Ke1t Posted December 17, 2012 Author Share Posted December 17, 2012 What the fuck does Christmas have tae dae wi religion? In my house... fuck all. It's about getting presents, shoving a turkey down your throat, getting pished and watching Bond fight awesome villains if some people want to make it about Jesus and his elves then fine. But don't involve the Kelts in your fairytale nonsense. Link to comment
Ke1t Posted December 17, 2012 Author Share Posted December 17, 2012 What the fuck does Christmas have tae dae wi religion? In my house... fuck all. It's about getting presents, shoving a turkey down your throat, getting pished and watching Bond fight awesome villains if some people want to make it about Jesus and his elves then fine. But don't involve the Kelts in your fairytale nonsense. Link to comment
E-P-K Posted December 17, 2012 Share Posted December 17, 2012 That picture has an uncanny resemblance of the "homework" my 7 year got home last week, he has to remember the lyrics to Peter and John (went to pray) for his school play in a couple of days... Link to comment
tommo1903 Posted December 17, 2012 Share Posted December 17, 2012 I get annoyed when christmas stuff is cancelled cos of those bloody muslims. Im not religious though. Link to comment
Guest milne_afc Posted December 17, 2012 Share Posted December 17, 2012 I prefer Robins. You should make one with your Mohammed drawing. Merry Christmas, Infidels. Link to comment
muttondressedaslamb Posted December 17, 2012 Share Posted December 17, 2012 I haven't sent a Christmas card in years. Waste of money. I make large donation to charity instead. That's what I say on Facebook and my ad in the local paper anyway. Link to comment
spamspamspam Posted December 17, 2012 Share Posted December 17, 2012 I'ma fuck this sheep over here right quick now... ODIN! I'm surprised you havent thought of this Kelt. Turn him into a black man and send it back to them. You'll soon get off their christmas card list Link to comment
daytripping Posted December 17, 2012 Share Posted December 17, 2012 My god times must be hard - opened 60 Christmas cards today and only 4 had money in them. Not going to do this seasonal part time job for the post office again next year! Link to comment
chaos_defrost Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 I'm all for the religious stuff like nativity plays and carols and hymns as long as it's purely traditional and not religious or being preached in anyway. These things are just a part of Christmas much like Santa Clause and his reindeers are. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 I prefer Robins. and Daves, and Alans, and Kevs, and Roberts,.... 3 1 Link to comment
Karl Fletcher Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 What do you expect living in America, Kelt. I'm surprised every caird yi get isna filled with religious shite. Easter must be a pain in the arse as well. Link to comment
tup Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 Why do the church get to hold the kids Christmas shows and all that pish? I refuse to expose my children to zealotry in any form but of course you have to let them go and attend it and all that. I hate setting foot in the place. Link to comment
looksgoodinred Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 What do you expect living in America, Kelt. I'm surprised every caird yi get isna filled with religious shite. Easter must be a pain in the arse as well. consider moving your arse a bit north over the border.. and problem solved. Link to comment
Karl Fletcher Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 consider moving your arse a bit north over the border.. and problem solved. Scots and Canadians have a lot in common in that we both live above arseholes Link to comment
looksgoodinred Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 Scots and Canadians have a lot in common in that we both live above arseholes it seems a bit unkind to call the entire country a bunch of arseholes. but there's a fair few living there. thankfully the bulk of the more moderate thinking seem to live closer to our common border. Link to comment
Karl Fletcher Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 That was a harmless generalisation, LGIR, as opposed to a strong opinion I actually like America Link to comment
looksgoodinred Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 That was a harmless generalisation, LGIR, as opposed to a strong opinion I actually like America it's a strong opinion on my part that the religious zealots should live as far south as possible but i agree with you. in general Link to comment
looksgoodinred Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 but back to Christmas cards.... i received a fabulous one yesterday. that has a little set of antlers affixed to the front that can be removed and affixed to my real kitten. fun times in store for tonight Link to comment
tup Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 but back to Christmas cards.... i received a fabulous one yesterday. that has a little set of antlers affixed to the front that can be removed and affixed to my real kitten. fun times in store for tonight You class putting novelty antlers on your kitten as 'fun'? Link to comment
looksgoodinred Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 You class putting novelty antlers on your kitten as 'fun'? that was sarcasm, Tup. that said, i'd probably give it a go. she's been trying to destroy what few decorations i've managed to put up this year, and seems to have a real hate-on for the pompom on the santa hat and the Jul goat by the tree. perhaps her own set of antlers will give her something else to focus on? but back on topic, it's a far better Christmas card than a religious one. i also prefer Christmas snow scenes on cards to religious ones. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 religious yanks are similar to the pagan zealots you find in the highlands and islands. weird people that live in weird places. Link to comment
Bobby Connor Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 You class putting novelty antlers on your kitten as 'fun'? Staple them on like in Scrooged. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 Scots and Canadians have a lot in common in that we both live above arseholes Mr Nice Guy strikes again. Link to comment
Jigot Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 Mr Nice Guy strikes again. Snorting Johnsons' baby powder brings out the worst of folk.Like Meth. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted December 19, 2012 Share Posted December 19, 2012 Brighton lights Lights of the day. Brilliant. 1 Link to comment
Poodler Posted December 19, 2012 Share Posted December 19, 2012 Brighton lights Lights of the day. Brilliant. In the 'Lights of the day' article, it would have been amusing if the word 'gone' wasnt in the photo caption! Great links though! Link to comment
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