Mustard

[Bluto10]

mine? me, i like all of them

[dave_min]

Colonel Mustard, in the study, with the candlestick.

[Pudgie]

None.

[Karl Fletcher]

Colonel Mustard, in the study, with the candlestick.

 

[Dynamo]

Had an awful experience with mustard once, I put some on a cheese and ham toastie.

[Bluto10]

speed 3. classic.

[Karl Fletcher]

speed 3. classic.

 

Oh dear, someone doesn't know their Father Ted

[Bluto10]

Oh dear, someone doesn't know their Father Ted

 

you got a problem like? want to take it outside?

[Karl Fletcher]

you got a problem like? want to take it outside?

 

You couldna catch me

 

Pop into Karl's Korner and calm yourself down.

[Bluto10]

You couldna catch me

 

Pop into Karl's Korner and calm yourself down.

 

 

i could and i will.

[360]

English mustard

[fatjim]

It has to be mustard gas.

Brutal but effective.

[tup]

It has to be mustard gas.

Brutal but effective.

 

Especially if somebody could find a sneaky way to get it to blast out from under the seats at Ibrox come 3pm on a Saturday.

[fatjim]

Especially if somebody could find a sneaky way to get it to blast out from under the seats at Ibrox come 3pm on a Saturday.

 

 

You need to channel that hatred dude.

Have you ever thought about making lamp shades from human skin?

[tup]

You need to channel that hatred dude.

Have you ever thought about making lamp shades from human skin?

 

I don't have time to consider that I'm afraid.

 

I was just musing over mass death for huns in much the same way as I'm sure Hitler would have done before he came up with the ingenious method of disguising death chambers as showers.

 

Folk think they're getting something good, they clamour for it.

[Tommy]

I liked Mabel Mustard fae Cullen.

A nice wifie, long since gone.

[Tommy]

Was Mabel called mustard because of the colour of her pish-stained punts, her only pair, an affront to human hygiene?

 

 

Probably, but it was also her real name.

 

She had a wee shop in Seatown.

 

Back in the day.

[The Boofon]

I liked Mabel Mustard fae Cullen.

A nice wifie, long since gone.

 

 

Fucking hell that's a blast from the very far past. Didn't she move her shop to across from the Seafield. Not the actual shop itself the business.

[Tommy]

Fucking hell that's a blast from the very far past. Didn't she move her shop to across from the Seafield. Not the actual shop itself the business.

 

I know the Seafield but can't recall she had a shop across the road.

Denver's was an old favourite of mine too but that's fuckall to do with mustard.

[The Boofon]

I know the Seafield but can't recall she had a shop across the road.

Denver's was an old favourite of mine too but that's fuckall to do with mustard.

 

 

Is this the Mabel who sold wool we're talking about?

[Tommy]

Is this the Mabel who sold wool we're talking about?

 

 

Aye, a wee haberdashery on the main road in Seatown.

[The Boofon]

Aye, a wee haberdashery on the main road in Seatown.

 

 

She closed it and moved up the road. It changed to a hairdresser.

 

It's now an empty building.

 

She sold good wool. I've got the scars scarfs to prove it.

[Tommy]

She closed it and moved up the road. It changed to a hairdresser.

 

It's now an empty building.

 

She sold good wool. I've got the scars scarfs to prove it.

 

 

Been a couple of years since i was there but every summer for umpteen years i was up

and just loved the place.

Cullen, nae Mabel's shoppie.

Got to know a lot of locals and that helped when the weegies came up on holiday

[The Boofon]

Been a couple of years since i was there but every summer for umpteen years i was up

and just loved the place.

Cullen, nae Mabel's shoppie.

Got to know a lot of locals and that helped when the weegies came up on holiday

 

 

We've probably met.

[360]

I just had some mustard with my tea

 

Which was chicken fillets and salad.

 

What type of mustard?

[Tommy]

We've probably met.

 

I knew the Ross's fae the chipper, spike, Dougie Sythe but forget the other names. It was a while ago ;-)

[Foster14]

I like most mustards. Favourite is probably a good wholegrain mustard.

[Guest milne_afc]

I was given mustard as a punishment for bad behaviour as a child.

 

Not a fan.

[Bluto10]

There's children dying of starvation in Ethiopia

 

You don't know how lucky you are.

 

and thersepoofs dying of african bum disrase in alfodr and rosemount

[Bluto10]

There's children dying of starvation in Ethiopia

 

You don't know how lucky you are.

 

and thersepoofs dying of african bum disrase in alfodr and rosemount