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Pash

By Pash,
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robbojunior Collaborator

robbojunior

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There will be a lot of this. A total random and I will have a two word exchange and it will happen on the pavement, in the shop, in the pub with the barpeople and also with the punters. Even the fucking relatives will say it.

 

Some total stranger will say Happy Xmas - or perhaps Merry Xmas - and I will say you too. The feeble get all warm and fuzzy and think aww, isn't Christmas nice whereas rocket thinks, why? Why is a complete stranger wishing me goodwill today when for the other 364 days of the year there is no fucking chance they would? And why am I lying when I speak back to them? I couldn't give a fuck about their welfare neither today nor any other day as everyone for whom I have goodwill for knows that I do, consistently, not just for 24 hours in a calendar year.

 

It's nuts I tell thee. Bah humbuggery humbollocks it is.

 

Aww rocket, thanks pal, merry happy new Christmas to you too

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daytripping Veteran

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It's all a bit overrated, had to switch off facebook with the amount of plebs posting pictures of what they got, is that what its came too, ffs.

 

Grown adults posting fecking pictures of the piles of presents they've got......Christmas is for kids, fair enough exchange a gift with your nearest but that's it.

 

I think I'll do what LGIR does next year and buy the other half a goat for some poor fecker in Africa.

 

Off to do a mass cull on my facebook page, wankers.

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daytripping Veteran

daytripping

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Scooped an iPad in the Christmas draw on the rig

 

In the Christmas spirit I presume you'll be donating it to a kids home or charity, you rig boys are minted and could well afford such luxuries with your own money, sad that the company made such prizes available when they could have instead donated to a charity to help the poor over Christmas.

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Jigot Newbie

Jigot

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What a fucking build up for a bit of turkey and skirlie.

 

Especially cause I had to cook the cunt all morning.

 

I'd rather go round homeless shelters on Xmas eve giving out cans of Special Brew than buy my wives mates gifts they dinna need.

 

I'm beginning to dislike Xmas as much as the Jews hated a German shower.

Hisssssssss.
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zander Apprentice

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In the Christmas spirit I presume you'll be donating it to a kids home or charity, you rig boys are minted and could well afford such luxuries with your own money, sad that the company made such prizes available when they could have instead donated to a charity to help the poor over Christmas.

 

Il rise to your bait.

 

The prizes were donated by every company working on the rig money raised by selling the raffles were donated to charity.

 

Unfortunately I'm not minted, on the same money regardless if it's Xmas or no and saving for a house.

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