Plans For The Evening?

[daytripping]

I'm thinking of avoiding New years telly and watching a couple of films, really can't be arsed with New years these days.

 

Might pop to my folks or my mates later if the Stella cheers me up, will play it by ear.

 

I used to really enjoy hitting the likes of the Hoochi Coochi and getting wrecked on E's on New Years, changed days!

[tup]

Work on Thursday wrecks any hope of a sesh.

 

I've got drink in, just in case the trend of recent years is bucked and I get deluged with first footers.

 

More than likely it will be a few lemonades, watch the usual telly pish, bedfordshire by 1.30am.

 

It's a heap of shite, ruined by the slave working hours of modern Britain.

 

If a shop shuts for more than a day, panic kicks in, we're a nation of ill prepared spastics these days, Tesco have us all by the balls.

[looksgoodinred]

Our third eldest fucked off unexpectedly this evening so we have two in Embra and one in the weeg tonight, leaving us only with the wee one.

 

After a busy Xmas and an extended family turkey and goose curry yesterday, we were always planning a quiet one.

 

Had 3 pints at my local and just back to eat and noise up some of you cunts for a wee while before opening some quality champers.

 

Dinna funcy the TV but will probably tune into Jonathan Watson. We normally have sex at midnight hogmanay when we don't have visitors so that's nap.

 

try not to blow out a nut on Hogmanay like Kelt did earlier this week. a Happy New Year to you and the missus, RS.. enjoy your evening!

[E-P-K]

Was just out to my shed and spied some squeebs left over from the bairns Bonfire night,

 

So at the bells I will be lighting them up, and annoying folk like RS who will be getting his hole.

 

 

Full sesh on the morn, at my folks for lunch, then to mates for a party and watch the darts final.

 

Then detox and lucid dreams.

[tup]

Dinna funcy the TV but will probably tune into Jonathan Watson. We normally have sex at midnight hogmanay when we don't have visitors so that's nap.

 

All the best to yourself and Jonathon after you're finished

[zander]

Bottle of lucozade and a bag of wine gums.

 

Need to do my safety cards for the month before midnight. Only an excuse is on will likely be shite but will give it a watch anyway as there is hopefully to be plenty hun bashing.

[tup]

 

Nice one. A linguistic lapse from me, rightfully punished. Hae a good een, cunt. x x x

 

You too, lang may your lum reek and all that pish

[fatshaft]

Well I'm wearing the kilt and braveheart shirt and acting like the pub is full of swedish female coppers "looking" for a peck on the cheek, going great so far

[sheepiekev]

I'm thinking of avoiding New years telly and watching a couple of films, really can't be arsed with New years these days.

 

Might pop to my folks or my mates later if the Stella cheers me up, will play it by ear.

 

I used to really enjoy hitting the likes of the Hoochi Coochi and getting wrecked on E's on New Years, changed days!

 

As long as some cunt tells that Jonathan Watson prick that he hasn't been funny for at least 15 years. Possibly ever.

Fuck off you little hun cunt with your shite impressions and Old Firmcentric banter (and yes I know the Old Firm don't exist, but cunts like him and the BBC don't)

[granite sheep]

In the ferryhill tav,

[The Boofon]

Was just out to my shed and spied some squeebs left over from the bairns Bonfire night,

 

So at the bells I will be lighting them up, and annoying folk like RS who will be getting his hole.

 

 

Full sesh on the morn, at my folks for lunch, then to mates for a party and watch the darts final.

 

Then detox and lucid dreams.

 

 

I've warned the old man.

 

2 botles of Rioja consumed. Both smuggled into a dry camp. Played 4 games of poker. Won one, second in another. 30 quid better off. Pretty hammered. Off to bed at 11.30pm. Cannot face staying up until midnight. Typing while drunk makes me feel like Bltuo.

 

Happy New Year folks. Tomorrow is going to be a bad day at work.

[dervish]

I'm not doing much at all. Basically sick, it's shite. Before anyone calls me a for that. Last week I did go out for a 12hr sesh even though I coughed up blood at one point day before.

 

I'm sipping a medicinal G&T waiting for that shite Only an Excuse to come on to see if one joke is semi funny. As you say zander maybe they'll have some slating of the club formally known as Rangers. Maybe he'll go too far and some zombie will wipe him out. Never know gents 2013 could be a good year.

[zander]

Likely going to miss it now grab my supper and out for a bit of work to see the bells in.

[E-P-K]

Only an excuse, 30 minutes of my life I will never get back.

 

Pishe.

[E-P-K]

It was major bad, as he has been for a couple of years at least.

 

Jackie Bird, the Proclaimers, those weirdos Aly and Phil, some random lassie who couldn't sing, Fred Macaulay - all embarrassingly bad.

 

Thank fuck I taped Hootenanny.

 

Truly terrible.

 

No doubt the Weegie massiv lap up Frank Mcavennie et al.

 

Jim Spence being cringe worthy to the extreme.

[The Boofon]

Binge Britain

 

 

Nipple shot as well.

 

 

 

 

Almost a fud shot.

 

 

 

Definite bush shot.

 

[King Street Loon]

We went to the Broadstraik lastnight.

Was decent enough I suppose.

 

Ended up at a gathering in a house after.

[OneBeboMaguire]

Paraletic last night.

[Henry]

 

If a shop shuts for more than a day, panic kicks in, we're a nation of ill prepared spastics these days, Tesco have us all by the balls.

 

Really fucks me off that. Tesco here was fucking bonkers on Christmas Eve and Hogmanay as they were due to be shut the following days. Of course her indoors insisted we had to go. Both days.

[Big Man]

I see our Glaswegian bretherin were up to no good last night, as per usual:

 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-20882720

 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-20883007

[strachanmcgheegoal]

Three thoughts on the Daily Mail article.

 

First up - wardrobe people, have a fucking word.

 

Secondly, still prefer the cardiff pics about two weeks ago, the lassie having a piss behind the bin and the DM not realising that's what the shot was of was a particular classic.

 

Thirdly, what do you reckon the tatoo says on back of the lassies thigh, the one in red. A recipe for crumpet maybe?

[The Boofon]

Three thoughts on the Daily Mail article.

 

First up - wardrobe people, have a fucking word.

 

Secondly, still prefer the cardiff pics about two weeks ago, the lassie having a piss behind the bin and the DM not realising that's what the shot was of was a particular classic.

 

Thirdly, what do you reckon the tatoo says on back of the lassies thigh, the one in red. A recipe for crumpet maybe?

 

This one?

 

 

[buchanskii]

Was at the palm court for the bells

[strachanmcgheegoal]

The very one boof. I find the tide mark surrounding her feet particularly, em, satisfying.

[daytripping]

Was at the palm court for the bells

 

I was walking to my mothers house at the bells, fucking fireworks galore, my poor little dog nearly had a heart attack, never seen him so scared, I don't remember fireworks en mass in the past, not a fan of them at all.

[Henry]

Sounds like your dog is dayts min

[fatjim]

Sounds like your dog is dayts min

 

Well they do say that dogs often resemble their owners.

 

Must be true.

[Dynamo]

The fireworks in town were nae bad.