Bluto10 Posted January 4, 2013 Share Posted January 4, 2013 For me, with all guns blazin But one of my favourite days was a day spent at a famous horse meet followed by a coll pub visit and then a fancy meal. Seriously I could have died given the alcohol consumption that day,but boy was it fun I could easily end it after a day like that Link to comment
fatshaft Posted January 4, 2013 Share Posted January 4, 2013 suitably dressed for the occassion Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted January 4, 2013 Author Share Posted January 4, 2013 Slack D's? Or a shell suit? Link to comment
Ke1t Posted January 4, 2013 Share Posted January 4, 2013 For me, with all guns blazin But one of my favourite days was a day spent at a famous horse meet followed by a coll pub visit and then a fancy meal. Seriously I could have died given the alcohol consumption that day,but boy was it fun I could easily end it after a day like that Once upon a time I would have been happy to go with a noseful of whiz, and some slutty bouncing on my dick. Now I'd happily go having seen my loon graduate college, get a job that makes him happy, and for him to start his own family. ...then I'll go get a noseful of whiz and hire some 18 year old slutty to bounce on my dick. 1 Link to comment
muttondressedaslamb Posted January 4, 2013 Share Posted January 4, 2013 Once upon a time I would have been happy to go with a noseful of whiz, and some slutty bouncing on my dick. Now I'd happily go having seen my loon graduate college, get a job that makes him happy, and for him to start his own family. ...then I'll go get a noseful of whiz and hire some 18 year old slutty to bounce on my dick. You'll get gunned down before then. Link to comment
Jigot Posted January 4, 2013 Share Posted January 4, 2013 A gallon of petrol and my Zippo. I likes fires me. Link to comment
fatjim Posted January 4, 2013 Share Posted January 4, 2013 For me, with all guns blazin But one of my favourite days was a day spent at a famous horse meet followed by a coll pub visit and then a fancy meal. Seriously I could have died given the alcohol consumption that day,but boy was it fun I could easily end it after a day like that We can fit you in next Tuesday if you like. Link to comment
360 Posted January 4, 2013 Share Posted January 4, 2013 I'm going to take a lot of people with me. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted January 4, 2013 Author Share Posted January 4, 2013 Melts idea is the best, after mine of course Link to comment
fatjim Posted January 4, 2013 Share Posted January 4, 2013 I have my death planned Leave a few pounds in a bank account for the kids. Take all the money I have left and go and get a beach flat in Vietnam. Have non-stop coke, dope and alcohol fuelled orgies with nubile ladies aged 18 - 24 until I only have a few dollars left. Hire a small little putt putt boat and keep it going forward till I can go no further. Jump in and feed myself to the fishes. You'd probably drown first. 1 Link to comment
Jigot Posted January 4, 2013 Share Posted January 4, 2013 You'd probably drown first.Aye in fanny batter. 1 Link to comment
Ke1t Posted January 4, 2013 Share Posted January 4, 2013 You'll get gunned down before then. Or hacked into small flesh-cubes. Word is we may have a serial killer in our town, and they're finding bits of folk dumped in sewer drains Chop Chop Anyway, it's my hypothetical, so whiz and slutties it is. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted January 4, 2013 Author Share Posted January 4, 2013 Yeah I REALLY hope you don't get hacked to death kelt. Or bludgeoned to a pulp. Honestly I dontLook after yourself and lock the door Link to comment
muttondressedaslamb Posted January 4, 2013 Share Posted January 4, 2013 Ah well, rest in pieces if you're next. Link to comment
tutankamun Posted January 4, 2013 Share Posted January 4, 2013 Or hacked into small flesh-cubes. Word is we may have a serial killer in our town, and they're finding bits of folk dumped in sewer drains Chop Chop Anyway, it's my hypothetical, so whiz and slutties it is. Reminiscent of the serial killer boy fae the Broch who got caught because he blocked the drains with human flesh. http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dennis_Nilsen Link to comment
360 Posted January 4, 2013 Share Posted January 4, 2013 Reminiscent of the serial killer boy fae the Broch who got caught because he blocked the drains with human flesh. http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dennis_Nilsen Quite surprising that a fucking weirdo would be born in the Broch. 3 Link to comment
BillyStarkDivinHeeder Posted January 4, 2013 Share Posted January 4, 2013 I have my death planned Leave a few pounds in a bank account for the kids. Take all the money I have left and go and get a beach flat in Vietnam. Have non-stop coke, dope and alcohol fuelled orgies with nubile ladies aged 18 - 24 until I only have a few dollars left. Hire a small little putt putt boat and keep it going forward till I can go no further. Jump in and feed myself to the fishes. Yes, something along these lines would be ideal. John Entwistle style. Wired on high quality cocaine in the company of 3-4 open minded young ladies, in the 18-21 age bracket, of varying races. With Simpson's tackle on Durrant playing on a constant loop on the wide screen. A Cocaine-induced heart attack would be the natural conclusion. Link to comment
360 Posted January 4, 2013 Share Posted January 4, 2013 I could see bluto going out in a similar way to GG Allin. Covered in his own shit and dying of an (alcohol) overdose. Link to comment
Ke1t Posted January 4, 2013 Share Posted January 4, 2013 Yeah I REALLY hope you don't get hacked to death kelt. Or bludgeoned to a pulp. Honestly I dontLook after yourself and lock the door I'm ruthless and unmerciful. No-one's attacking me. They'll go for easy targets like the spastics who live across the street from me. I've already got them targeted as probable food supply in the event of a breakdown of civilisation. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted January 4, 2013 Author Share Posted January 4, 2013 Wonder what days post on this will be? Just like bexy I'll bet Link to comment
dj_bollocks Posted January 4, 2013 Share Posted January 4, 2013 Well statistically one of you will probably have an embolism trying to squeeze one out on the throne.... there might be a couple of 21 year old student nurses laughing at your flaccid cock as they perform your autopsy though... Link to comment
looksgoodinred Posted January 4, 2013 Share Posted January 4, 2013 Any time past 50 was my goal. Hopefully facing whatever it is bravely, full on. With a smile. I'm hoping it's not too painful whatever it is tho, or my plans may go to shit. Link to comment
The Oxford Don Posted January 4, 2013 Share Posted January 4, 2013 Dunno and don't really care about dying itself, so long as I get a viking's send-off at the funeral. Body set ablaze on a burning ship whilst Siegfried's Funeral March blasts out over the speakers. Link to comment
RUL Posted January 4, 2013 Share Posted January 4, 2013 I'm all about living me, I don't want to die so I'm no going to think about the best way if doing it. 1 Link to comment
Ke1t Posted January 4, 2013 Share Posted January 4, 2013 Dunno and don't really care about dying itself, so long as I get a viking's send-off at the funeral. Body set ablaze on a burning ship whilst Siegfried's Funeral March blasts out over the speakers. I'd have anything by Wagner at my funeral, just in case there are any Jews present. Link to comment
muttondressedaslamb Posted January 4, 2013 Share Posted January 4, 2013 I'd have anything by Wagner at my funeral, just in case there are any Jews present. Surely unlikely given your extended family? Link to comment
The Oxford Don Posted January 4, 2013 Share Posted January 4, 2013 I'd have anything by Wagner at my funeral, just in case there are any Jews present. Stephen Fry says it's ok for Jews to like Wagner, and as he is now the world fucking authority on everything, then that must be true. Link to comment
looksgoodinred Posted January 4, 2013 Share Posted January 4, 2013 Much more rum and I'll be going out tonight. And typing like bluto. Jeezus fuck. 1 Link to comment
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