daytripping Posted January 18, 2013 Share Posted January 18, 2013 I was thinking today about the bloke in London who died when a helicopter fell on him, how fecking unlucky, walking to work one minute hit by a helicopter the next. I live on the flightpath and have often thought a plane might come through the window while I'm watching babestation at midnight, that would be random. What do you reckon would be the most random way to die? Link to comment
Sheep#1 Posted January 18, 2013 Share Posted January 18, 2013 At the hands of the Algerian branch of Al Queada... Link to comment
muttondressedaslamb Posted January 18, 2013 Share Posted January 18, 2013 I was thinking today about the bloke in London who died when a helicopter fell on him, how fecking unlucky, walking to work one minute hit by a helicopter the next. I live on the flightpath and have often thought a plane might come through the window while I'm watching babestation at midnight, that would be random. What do you reckon would be the most random way to die? They don't fly that late so you'll be ok. Link to comment
Ke1t Posted January 18, 2013 Share Posted January 18, 2013 I was thinking today about the bloke in London who died when a helicopter fell on him, how fecking unlucky, walking to work one minute hit by a helicopter the next. I live on the flightpath and have often thought a plane might come through the window while I'm watching babestation at midnight, that would be random. What do you reckon would be the most random way to die? Stabbed by a Walrus at the top of Mount Everest. Link to comment
daytripping Posted January 18, 2013 Author Share Posted January 18, 2013 They don't fly that late so you'll be ok. Get with the times dear, they fly all night these days! Link to comment
daytripping Posted January 18, 2013 Author Share Posted January 18, 2013 We residents complained (I even had a letter printed in the EE) but the council voted all night flying through. To be honest I never hear them, I've lived in Bucksburn for the bulk of my life and am immune to the noise, I just felt like complaining and getting my name in the paper. Link to comment
Henry Posted January 18, 2013 Share Posted January 18, 2013 I think you may be in danger of getting bummed to death by Bluto DT min, watch yourself. Link to comment
daytripping Posted January 18, 2013 Author Share Posted January 18, 2013 I think you may be in danger of getting bummed to death by Bluto DT min, watch yourself. We're blood brothers, we don't do incest. Link to comment
muttondressedaslamb Posted January 18, 2013 Share Posted January 18, 2013 As far as I am aware the Frankfurt flight is the last one to land at ABZ at about 22.15. Link to comment
muttondressedaslamb Posted January 18, 2013 Share Posted January 18, 2013 http://www.darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin2010-08.html The Darwin Awards are always good for these coversations. Angry wheelchair man is a favourite of mine. 1 Link to comment
daytripping Posted January 18, 2013 Author Share Posted January 18, 2013 As far as I am aware the Frankfurt flight is the last one to land at ABZ at about 22.15. We don't get a lot, mostly little one's, guess the demand isn't there for the big plane night flights but the airport is 24/7 these days, been that way for a couple years now. I'd imagine some charters in the Summer would leave at strange hours, I'm friends with a security girl at the airport and she does nightshift all the time, I'll ask her the score and report back. Link to comment
daytripping Posted January 18, 2013 Author Share Posted January 18, 2013 http://www.darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin2010-08.html The Darwin Awards are always good for these coversations. Angry wheelchair man is a favourite of mine. What a dick, deserved to die! Link to comment
daytripping Posted January 18, 2013 Author Share Posted January 18, 2013 As far as I am aware the Frankfurt flight is the last one to land at ABZ at about 22.15. lol, right on schedule a plane goes over the house, sounded like a 2 seater job, I paused the telly when I thought I heard it and the other half gave me a weird stare! Link to comment
daytripping Posted January 18, 2013 Author Share Posted January 18, 2013 There's a biggish one just went past, was taking off. Anyone know how to track the flights, I'm sure it can be done somewhere, just can't remember where. Link to comment
granite sheep Posted January 18, 2013 Share Posted January 18, 2013 I remember the urban legend of how when you went to the bogs on a plane, fitever came outta ye got pumped out o the plane. Whilst as kids, we all prayed for a white hot turd slapping against the headmaster's window, we were all paranoid every time planes went overhead, lest we be impaled by massive icicles of frozen pish... Link to comment
muttondressedaslamb Posted January 18, 2013 Share Posted January 18, 2013 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UoBidMy6kp0 Might go for my Russian friends putting me in a wooden spool and rolling me down a hill. Then getting killed by the roll back Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted January 18, 2013 Share Posted January 18, 2013 me an my bud dayts drinking oursels to death on a three week long cocktail of drink and drugs bender 1 Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted January 18, 2013 Share Posted January 18, 2013 ing be bored to deth on shetland 1 Link to comment
daytripping Posted January 18, 2013 Author Share Posted January 18, 2013 +1's mate, quality street! Drowning in a pernod filled vomit after emptying the cruiser of all supplies sounds good to me! Link to comment
Sheef Posted January 18, 2013 Share Posted January 18, 2013 There's a biggish one just went past, was taking off. Anyone know how to track the flights, I'm sure it can be done somewhere, just can't remember where. http://www.flightradar24.com/ Link to comment
muttondressedaslamb Posted January 18, 2013 Share Posted January 18, 2013 Cool app. Nothing over Abz though. Old age creeping up with you Dayts, think you're hearing things. Link to comment
daytripping Posted January 18, 2013 Author Share Posted January 18, 2013 http://www.flightradar24.com/ Cheers mate, that's the one! Next time something takes off or lands I'll have a look, surprised nothing is showing near though as a biggy took off not so long ago, is that passenger and commercial planes? Link to comment
daytripping Posted January 18, 2013 Author Share Posted January 18, 2013 Cool app. Nothing over Abz though. Old age creeping up with you Dayts, think you're hearing things. I suspected you would reply when I looked and saw no plane in the area so turned to the other half and said; did you hear a big plane just after the little one where I paused the tv, she heard it too, I'm sure you don't really doubt me but can message my phone number so you can quiz her if you like! The tv is turned down and i'm on plane watch all night now! Link to comment
Henry Posted January 18, 2013 Share Posted January 18, 2013 me an my bud dayts choking oursels to death on a three foot long cock 2 Link to comment
jassb Posted January 18, 2013 Share Posted January 18, 2013 Plane finder AR is good if you've got an Ithing Link to comment
muttondressedaslamb Posted January 18, 2013 Share Posted January 18, 2013 I suspected you would reply when I looked and saw no plane in the area so turned to the other half and said; did you hear a big plane just after the little one where I paused the tv, she heard it too, I'm sure you don't really doubt me but can message my phone number so you can quiz her if you like! The tv is turned down and i'm on plane watch all night now! Might be private planes or cargo? Not sure but aren't all the planes showing are scheduled flights Link to comment
daytripping Posted January 18, 2013 Author Share Posted January 18, 2013 Might be private planes or cargo? Not sure but aren't all the planes showing are scheduled flights Probably just scheduled not sure, come and stay over, we have a king size bed, we can toast marshmallows and listen for planes overnight. A lot of the rumblings are Bluto in the loft but the planes are usually louder. Link to comment
muttondressedaslamb Posted January 18, 2013 Share Posted January 18, 2013 Is your partner hot? Link to comment
muttondressedaslamb Posted January 18, 2013 Share Posted January 18, 2013 Probably just scheduled not sure, come and stay over, we have a king size bed, we can toast marshmallows and listen for planes overnight. A lot of the rumblings are Bluto in the loft but the planes are usually louder. ooooooooh how very Wuthering Heights. Will you be my Heathcliff? Link to comment
daytripping Posted January 18, 2013 Author Share Posted January 18, 2013 Is your partner hot? Aye, nice clam! Link to comment
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