granite sheep Posted January 19, 2013 Share Posted January 19, 2013 As the topic title says. Was in Tesco gettin ma weekly groceries, two jakies behind me load up the conveyer with 3 packs o Red Bull, a bottle o Jaeger, and... A case of dog food. WTF??? Neither o these two heroes looked capable o ownin a dog, let alone coherent speech, had to assume that wis their supper. Anyway, anyone seen anything grimmer or madder at the supermarket (or other shops)? Link to comment
zander Posted January 19, 2013 Share Posted January 19, 2013 Wouldn't say that's random, On the theme of supermarkets I once saw a wifey buying her "weeks" shopping every item was from the smart price range. Link to comment
granite sheep Posted January 19, 2013 Author Share Posted January 19, 2013 Fuck- I do that when dosh is tight- gets me through skint week, although I draw the line at smart price alcohol as it 's almost always rank Link to comment
looksgoodinred Posted January 19, 2013 Share Posted January 19, 2013 A heavily pregnant woman buying condoms. I guess there's STDs to consider tho. 1 1 Link to comment
spamspamspam Posted January 20, 2013 Share Posted January 20, 2013 a 10 tonne Tess buying diet coke always cracks me up. Link to comment
muttondressedaslamb Posted January 20, 2013 Share Posted January 20, 2013 Saw a guy buying a Ford Capri once. Also bought an unwanted puppy 2 Link to comment
daytripping Posted January 20, 2013 Share Posted January 20, 2013 Saw a guy buying a Ford Capri once. Also bought an unwanted puppy Hey!! I've owned 3 Capris in my days, best one was a 2 litre sport, black with full skirts, went into a builders yard and this guy took me into a garage and pulled a tarp of it, was in love instantly, best car I ever owned. Link to comment
Jigot Posted January 20, 2013 Share Posted January 20, 2013 I was working late one night and I nipped along to a supermarket for some vittals and the guy in front of me had the most outrageous syrup of fig on his head. When I noticed the only item in his basket was a bottle of 1001 carpet shampoo I burst out laughing, I couldn't help it. When the check out lassie joined in the guffaws I nearly pished myself. The guy knew fine well because he went beetroot. Link to comment
chief_wiggum Posted January 20, 2013 Share Posted January 20, 2013 When the club shop at the RDS was just a small glass counter with stuff in it my mate went in and asked for a pen set, a comb and a packet of brandy balls. For some reason the randomness of what he had just asked for had me in hysterics. Link to comment
Westhill Red Posted January 20, 2013 Share Posted January 20, 2013 When I worked in Tesco, some guy came to my till with his shopping which included a cucumber, lube & a vibrating cock ring all placed very close together. I placed it the same bag for his convenience for whatever he had planned that night. 5 Link to comment
vanderark14 Posted January 20, 2013 Share Posted January 20, 2013 When I worked in Tesco, some guy came to my till with his shopping which included a cucumber, lube & a vibrating cock ring all placed very close together. I placed it the same bag for his convenience for whatever he had planned that night. You worked in tesco??? MT will have no respect for you now. 1 Link to comment
daytripping Posted January 20, 2013 Share Posted January 20, 2013 You worked in tesco??? MT will have no respect for you now. +1 . Link to comment
granite sheep Posted January 20, 2013 Author Share Posted January 20, 2013 When I worked in Tesco, some guy came to my till with his shopping which included a cucumber, lube & a vibrating cock ring all placed very close together. I placed it the same bag for his convenience for whatever he had planned that night.You win the thread. +1 Link to comment
OddJob Posted January 20, 2013 Share Posted January 20, 2013 When I worked in Tesco, some guy came to my till with his shopping which included a cucumber, lube & a vibrating cock ring all placed very close together. I placed it the same bag for his convenience for whatever he had planned that night.Fucking hell Link to comment
Jigot Posted January 20, 2013 Share Posted January 20, 2013 When I worked in Tesco, some guy came to my till with his shopping which included a cucumber, lube & a vibrating cock ring all placed very close together. I placed it the same bag for his convenience for whatever he had planned that night. Tremendous work ex-Tesco fella.+1 Link to comment
spamspamspam Posted January 20, 2013 Share Posted January 20, 2013 When I worked in Tesco, some guy came to my till with his shopping which included a cucumber, lube & a vibrating cock ring all placed very close together. I placed it the same bag for his convenience for whatever he had planned that night. I didnt realise tesco sold that. good to know. Link to comment
Aberdeen_Fan Posted January 20, 2013 Share Posted January 20, 2013 When I worked in Tesco, some guy came to my till with his shopping which included a cucumber, lube & a vibrating cock ring all placed very close together. I placed it the same bag for his convenience for whatever he had planned that night. Since when did Tesco sell vibrating cock rings Hahahahaha Link to comment
Ke1t Posted January 20, 2013 Share Posted January 20, 2013 Since when did Tesco sell vibrating cock rings Hahahahaha You can buy a box of johnnies which come with a vibrating cock ring. I have a packet upstairs, in fact. If Tesco sell Johnnies then there's a reasonable chance they have the 'Free Vibrating Cock Ring' supplement. Link to comment
NorthernLights24 Posted January 20, 2013 Share Posted January 20, 2013 Since when did Tesco sell vibrating cock rings Hahahahaha Looks like they do - http://www.tesco.com/groceries/Product/Details/?id=268332507 Link to comment
Aberdeen_Fan Posted January 20, 2013 Share Posted January 20, 2013 Looks like they do - http://www.tesco.com/groceries/Product/Details/?id=268332507 Can honestly say I've never noticed that ones before. Link to comment
jassb Posted January 20, 2013 Share Posted January 20, 2013 30 minutes of naughty quivering pleasure. They didn't seen to put in a battery to last that long. I'll have turned over and be fast asleep by then. Link to comment
dervish Posted January 20, 2013 Share Posted January 20, 2013 Seen a dodgy old mink in Lidls in front of me with only: Big box of bread sticks.Philly cheese.10 litres of the cheapest cider in the place.Took everything in me not to say "bon appetit". Link to comment
Ke1t Posted January 20, 2013 Share Posted January 20, 2013 Looks like they do - http://www.tesco.com/groceries/Product/Details/?id=268332507 Yeah, it's the Durex Play that I've got, though mine came with johnnies and lube, rather than just the boxed cock ring on its own. Never needed the lube, to be fair. If you need lube you should probably work on your technique or aim for a younger age group. Flowers? For me? Did you bring the lube and cock ring? Link to comment
Aberdeen_Fan Posted January 21, 2013 Share Posted January 21, 2013 Yeah, it's the Durex Play that I've got, though mine came with johnnies and lube, rather than just the boxed cock ring on its own. Never needed the lube, to be fair. If you need lube you should probably work on your technique or aim for a younger age group. Flowers? For me? Did you bring the lube and cock ring? Hahah there is only so young that you can go though..... Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted January 21, 2013 Share Posted January 21, 2013 Durex Play range. Sent my mate who lives alone out in the country a Durex Play Cock ring from Tesco Home delivery. Specified, No Bag and booked the last slot. Around 9 or 10 at night. Pitch black, doon a unlit country road rolled up a young Tesco delivery lad with nothing but a cock ring in his hand. I'm sure he was looking forward to that one. Did tup thank you? Link to comment
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