Jigot Posted January 21, 2013 Share Posted January 21, 2013 Carpal tunnel syndrome.This. I get numb hands followed by pins and needles when driving on cold mornings. Don't go for the operations as they aren't worth a fuck. Mind you I've got White Finger as well but I got one hand done and told them it had been a waste of time and I wasn't prepared to have the operation on my other hand. Link to comment
Site Sponsor Dom Sullivan Posted January 21, 2013 Site Sponsor Share Posted January 21, 2013 This. I get numb hands followed by pins and needles when driving on cold mornings. Don't go for the operations as they aren't worth a fuck. Mind you I've got White Finger as well but I got one hand done and told them it had been a waste of time and I wasn't prepared to have the operation on my other hand.Dinna stick your finger where it'll go white then Link to comment
Jigot Posted January 21, 2013 Share Posted January 21, 2013 Dinna stick your finger where it'll go white then Gary O'Conners nose? Link to comment
looksgoodinred Posted January 21, 2013 Share Posted January 21, 2013 Gary O'Conners nose? i was thinking too much anal bleaching fluid myself. Link to comment
Jigot Posted January 21, 2013 Share Posted January 21, 2013 i was thinking too much anal bleaching fluid myself. What with my piles? Link to comment
The Boofon Posted January 21, 2013 Share Posted January 21, 2013 Arthritis I imagine. Dinna compound it by wanking off to page 1 of The Sun today is my advice. An extra tit in the sun. Link to comment
Ke1t Posted January 21, 2013 Share Posted January 21, 2013 Lot of near-death experiences on here recently. That's what happens when you wish death on others via the Dead Pool. So I say Karl Fletcher is to blame for all this drama. Let's get the fucker! Link to comment
Dandyesque Posted January 21, 2013 Share Posted January 21, 2013 If it is alcoholism causing it I can live with a numb hand! Some other nasties on that list though, will maybe get it checked out. When it first happened I was driving my car, I thought...shit, heart attack! I'd just borrowed my mates electric planermy next thought after heart attack was If I die he's probably not going to see that ever again, luckily enough I lived! Ahah - an extra clue. Have you considered HAVS (Hand Arm Vibration Syndrome)? Link to comment
muttondressedaslamb Posted January 21, 2013 Share Posted January 21, 2013 Sounds like a stroke Dayts?Is half your face hanging down? Link to comment
Dandyesque Posted January 21, 2013 Share Posted January 21, 2013 Sounds like a stroke Dayts?Is half your face hanging down? Do you find wanking impossible or is it harder to scratch you arse? Link to comment
Dandyesque Posted January 21, 2013 Share Posted January 21, 2013 Could be circulation problem smoking related. My feet are blocks of ice this last week or so. I know its the fags. Don't you mean a smoking related circulation problem? Link to comment
Jones Posted January 22, 2013 Share Posted January 22, 2013 hmm.. alcoholism is top of the list. but there's lots of other goodies to choose from too. http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/numbness-in-hands/MY00509/DSECTION=causes HIV/AIDS... Syphilis... Link to comment
daytripping Posted January 22, 2013 Author Share Posted January 22, 2013 Sounds like a stroke Dayts?Is half your face hanging down? My face is still fucked from the broken jaw on both sides, I look like desperate dan on a good day!, if I was having a stroke I wouldn't know. My dad was a super fit 70 year old and had a really bad stroke at Pittodrie one game so It's always in the back of mind, Woodend hospital stroke ward is a horrific place and I saw people there much younger than me, my dad was there for 6 Months. BTW Never get a broken jaw folks, it takes longer to recover than you'd think, I can still only dream of eating a Sports Mixture (I love blacks, they're gorgeous). Link to comment
ChutneyLove Posted January 22, 2013 Share Posted January 22, 2013 Cheers Roberto, that could maybe be it, will do very little work today and chill out in the smoke shack, will hopefully get better on its own.What the fuck were you doing in the smoke shack? I thought you'd quit? Link to comment
Henry Posted January 22, 2013 Share Posted January 22, 2013 (I love blacks, they're gorgeous). Is it their wiry hair Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted January 22, 2013 Share Posted January 22, 2013 Is it their wiry hair 1 Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted January 22, 2013 Share Posted January 22, 2013 More likely that, so the belief goes, they are better endowed. thats why he's out in the shack, smokin prime black beef. Link to comment
Dandyesque Posted January 22, 2013 Share Posted January 22, 2013 My face is still fucked from the broken jaw on both sides, I look like desperate dan on a good day!, if I was having a stroke I wouldn't know. My dad was a super fit 70 year old and had a really bad stroke at Pittodrie one game so It's always in the back of mind, Woodend hospital stroke ward is a horrific place and I saw people there much younger than me, my dad was there for 6 Months. BTW Never get a broken jaw folks, it takes longer to recover than you'd think, I can still only dream of eating a Sports Mixture (I love blacks, they're gorgeous). What about answering my question? Do you wank with your arse-scratching hand or vice versa? Link to comment
looksgoodinred Posted January 22, 2013 Share Posted January 22, 2013 hmmm... have you recently been nipped by your pup? http://www.myfoxaustin.com/story/20626979/woman-bit-by-dog-has-legs-fingers-amputated Link to comment
boboisared Posted January 22, 2013 Share Posted January 22, 2013 hmmm... have you recently been nipped by your pup? http://www.myfoxaustin.com/story/20626979/woman-bit-by-dog-has-legs-fingers-amputated :hysterical: You just know this is going to go the same way as the Boofoon thread. Everyone joking that he's got raibies etc, turning to worry that he hasn't replied followed by all the well wishing messages before him being labelled an attention seeking cunt on his return with his arm in a stookie. 1 Link to comment
tup Posted January 22, 2013 Share Posted January 22, 2013 Better that your hand is numb than your arse dayts. Otherwise I'd say you'd been spiked. Link to comment
boboisared Posted January 22, 2013 Share Posted January 22, 2013 Heard a second hand story that a prominent member on here found a lump on his balls a few years ago when Kerr and McDonald were our midfield pairing. When he got the all clear from the doctors he clenched his balls in his hand and shouted "YAAAS KERRZO AND MCDONALD" in the middle of the surgery. Some stories have a happy ending.Name and shame! Link to comment
daytripping Posted January 22, 2013 Author Share Posted January 22, 2013 :hysterical: You just know this is going to go the same way as the Boofoon thread. Everyone joking that he's got raibies etc, turning to worry that he hasn't replied followed by all the well wishing messages before him being labelled an attention seeking cunt on his return with his arm in a stookie. No need to fear min, sure it will be nothing serious and even if it was this is the last place I'd come for sympathy, my names not river plate. Link to comment
Redstar Posted January 22, 2013 Share Posted January 22, 2013 Poor circulation my friend, caused by clogged arteries. Not much you can do except wait for the inevitable heart attack. You got your diagnosis on post #4 DT...you smoke, drink and are hitting heart attack age...no-one would be surprised if you had one...same as myself I'm afraid...best not dwell on it as you'll just raise your blood pressure...yer getting on chief plain and simple Link to comment
tup Posted January 22, 2013 Share Posted January 22, 2013 No need to fear min, sure it will be nothing serious and even if it was this is the last place I'd come for sympathy, my names not river plate. He's now not getting to see his kids I notice. I was on Aberdeen Mad to see what they were saying about boofon. CaddyCarhandle wishes him well, he's a good lad, he almost kens as much about the Dons as I do. The Ed was silence personified however. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted January 22, 2013 Share Posted January 22, 2013 He's now not getting to see his kids I notice. I was on Aberdeen Mad to see what they were saying about boofon. CaddyCarhandle wishes him well, he's a good lad, he almost kens as much about the Dons as I do. That's nice. I liked Caddy. Link to comment
tup Posted January 22, 2013 Share Posted January 22, 2013 Aye, he's alright. He should really emigrate across here if he has any sense in his head. Link to comment
daytripping Posted January 22, 2013 Author Share Posted January 22, 2013 You got your diagnosis on post #4 DT...you smoke, drink and are hitting heart attack age...no-one would be surprised if you had one...same as myself I'm afraid...best not dwell on it as you'll just raise your blood pressure...yer getting on chief plain and simple Fair enough diagnosis there. Can't say I'm that concerned to be honest. Link to comment
Foster14 Posted January 22, 2013 Share Posted January 22, 2013 Probably best not to although its probably who you think it is (excluding MT) I actually thought you were telling a joke story when you said he grabbed his balls then mentioned happy ending soon after. Link to comment
daytripping Posted January 22, 2013 Author Share Posted January 22, 2013 Mad also mentioned that we had 3 famous posters now Boof is on the Z list, Ed will be getting jealous. Link to comment
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