cow Posted February 5, 2013 Share Posted February 5, 2013 The thread that has been missing from this fine example of foruming. Let's be hearing your stories of maritime clangers. Some can be funny, others tragic. Videos will be given excellent points, set up to the mic folks and post some lovely stuff https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HvmfuGInDc Cow. Link to comment
looksgoodinred Posted February 5, 2013 Share Posted February 5, 2013 isn't The Boofon a yachter? i bet he'd have loads of stories to share. Link to comment
cow Posted February 5, 2013 Author Share Posted February 5, 2013 isn't The Boofon a yachter? i bet he'd have loads of stories to share. Then he will be very welcome to this thread reddy. Link to comment
fatshaft Posted February 5, 2013 Share Posted February 5, 2013 isn't The Boofon a yachter? i bet he'd have loads of stories to share.You're thinking of a sailor LGIR, a different thing entirely Link to comment
cow Posted February 5, 2013 Author Share Posted February 5, 2013 Lets be having your stories you blonde bastards. Cow, Link to comment
The Boofon Posted February 5, 2013 Share Posted February 5, 2013 The thread that has been missing from this fine example of foruming. Let's be hearing your stories of maritime clangers. Some can be funny, others tragic. Videos will be given excellent points, set up to the mic folks and post some lovely stuff https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HvmfuGInDc Cow. As a sailor I don't like this thread. Link to comment
cow Posted February 5, 2013 Author Share Posted February 5, 2013 As a sailor I don't like this thread. You must have some funny stories from de boat? Link to comment
Tommy Posted February 5, 2013 Share Posted February 5, 2013 I had a bit of a mare on a paddle boat in the duthie park.I was messing about and fell overboard.No life jacket, just pure adrenaline helped me walk ashore. Fuck the rangers then, fuck the rangers now, fuck the rangers forever. 4 Link to comment
The Boofon Posted February 5, 2013 Share Posted February 5, 2013 You must have some funny stories from de boat? No. I take sailing seriously. Won some serious competitions in my time. Link to comment
looksgoodinred Posted February 5, 2013 Share Posted February 5, 2013 I had a bit of a mare on a paddle boat in the duthie park.I was messing about and fell overboard.No life jacket, just pure adrenaline helped me walk ashore. Fuck the rangers then, fuck the rangers now, fuck the rangers forever. did you cry out when you tipped? Link to comment
cow Posted February 5, 2013 Author Share Posted February 5, 2013 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3wS3rAlkG8I Link to comment
cow Posted February 5, 2013 Author Share Posted February 5, 2013 I had a bit of a mare on a paddle boat in the duthie park.I was messing about and fell overboard.No life jacket, just pure adrenaline helped me walk ashore. Fuck the rangers then, fuck the rangers now, fuck the rangers forever. Excellent story Tommy! You are making the thread. Cow. Link to comment
Tommy Posted February 5, 2013 Share Posted February 5, 2013 did you cry out when you tipped?I never tip. Service has never been good enough. Fuck the rangers then, fuck the rangers now, fuck the rangers forever. Link to comment
Tommy Posted February 5, 2013 Share Posted February 5, 2013 Excellent story Tommy! You are making the thread. Cow.Cheers Captain. :-) Fuck the rangers then, fuck the rangers now, fuck the rangers forever. Link to comment
Coopy100 Posted February 5, 2013 Share Posted February 5, 2013 Cunts shouldn't be allowed out on the water on yachts that may sink thus meaning the RNLI have to go out in all weather and risk their own lives to save these clowns. Not Cow Link to comment
Ke1t Posted February 6, 2013 Share Posted February 6, 2013 isn't The Boofon a yachter? i bet he'd have loads of stories to share. No, you misunderstood. It wasn't seamen boofon likes. Link to comment
MincePie Posted February 6, 2013 Share Posted February 6, 2013 I had a bit of a mare on a paddle boat in the duthie park.I was messing about and fell overboard.No life jacket, just pure adrenaline helped me walk ashore. Fuck the rangers then, fuck the rangers now, fuck the rangers forever. I've done the same Link to comment
Tommy Posted February 6, 2013 Share Posted February 6, 2013 I've done the same You can laugh about it now you are dry. Link to comment
robbojunior Posted February 6, 2013 Share Posted February 6, 2013 was it on here that someone posted a you tube clip of a guy driving a speedboat way too fucking fast and it hit a wake or something and the driver got knocked clean out? funny as fuck. Link to comment
Henry Posted February 6, 2013 Share Posted February 6, 2013 was it on here that someone posted a you tube clip of a guy driving a speedboat way too fucking fast and it hit a wake or something A speedboat should be nowhere near a funeral, fast or not. Link to comment
tup Posted February 6, 2013 Share Posted February 6, 2013 A speedboat should be nowhere near a funeral, fast or not. Dunno about that, what about Jim Bowen's funeral? Here's what you could have inherited! As his kids get his old washing machine and tumble dryer. Link to comment
looksgoodinred Posted February 6, 2013 Share Posted February 6, 2013 motorboating can be fraught with troubles. Link to comment
Henry Posted February 6, 2013 Share Posted February 6, 2013 motorboating can be fraught with troubles. Sounds like the voice of experience there. Link to comment
CrazyBullSheep Posted February 6, 2013 Share Posted February 6, 2013 I shoot Seamen......... .......then spunk in the bullet holes Link to comment
fatshaft Posted February 6, 2013 Share Posted February 6, 2013 motorboating can be fraught with troubles. Link to comment
paddy Posted February 6, 2013 Share Posted February 6, 2013 I caught a fish while on a boat once. Im afraid its neither a yachting story or a mishap story. Or an interesting one. Link to comment
Poodler Posted February 6, 2013 Share Posted February 6, 2013 was it on here that someone posted a you tube clip of a guy driving a speedboat way too fucking fast and it hit a wake or something and the driver got knocked clean out? funny as fuck. I love that video min. I laugh everytime I see it. Cow, you're a hypocritical prick Link to comment
Jigot Posted February 6, 2013 Share Posted February 6, 2013 I caught a fish while on a boat once. Im afraid its neither a yachting story or a mishap story. Or an interesting one.What kind of fash was it paddy? No one a' they fuckers that get's bigger as time goes on. Link to comment
looksgoodinred Posted February 6, 2013 Share Posted February 6, 2013 I shoot Seamen......... .......then spunk in the bullet holes do you ever miss? Link to comment
CrazyBullSheep Posted February 6, 2013 Share Posted February 6, 2013 do you ever miss? Depends if I am Shooting the seamen at the same time Link to comment
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