360 Posted February 10, 2013 Share Posted February 10, 2013 Wallet- back right trouser pocket unless I am wearing a jacket which has pockets, it then goes into the front right jacket pocket.Keys- Front right trouser pocket. Always.Phone- Front left trouser pocket. Always.Change- Front right trouser pocket along with keys unless I am wearing a jacket which has pockets, it then goes into the front left jacket pocket. This should also be useful for outing jokers. (Smokers) 360 2 2 Link to comment
The Boofon Posted February 10, 2013 Share Posted February 10, 2013 Wallet- back right trouser pocket unless I am wearing a jacket which has pockets, it then goes into the front right jacket pocket.Keys- Front right trouser pocket. Always.Phone- Front left trouser pocket. Always.Change- Front right trouser pocket along with keys unless I am wearing a jacket which has pockets, it then goes into the front left jacket pocket. This should also be useful for outing jokers. (Smokers) 360 Wallet. Front left pocket always.Phone. Front right pocket always.Keys. Front right pocket always.Fluff. Every pocket. The Boofon Link to comment
gla5gowdon Posted February 10, 2013 Share Posted February 10, 2013 Normal Configuration: Front left - keys and then wallet.Front Right - UK phone and German phone.Rear Right - ChangeRear Left - Occurrences for things like flyers, maps etc. Link to comment
Dynamo Posted February 10, 2013 Share Posted February 10, 2013 Front right - phoneFront left - keysRear right - wallet and changeRear left - empty Link to comment
MincePie Posted February 10, 2013 Share Posted February 10, 2013 Right - Phone always.Left - Keys + Change always.Back Right - Wallet always. Link to comment
360 Posted February 10, 2013 Author Share Posted February 10, 2013 Putting your wallet in your front trouser pocket is ridiculous. 1 Link to comment
Redstar Posted February 10, 2013 Share Posted February 10, 2013 Putting your wallet in your front trouser pocket is ridiculous.Not if you work abroad or are a weegie...I also put my wallet front left...pickpockets Link to comment
gla5gowdon Posted February 10, 2013 Share Posted February 10, 2013 Not if you work abroad or are a weegie...I also put my wallet front left...pickpockets I tick both those boxes. Link to comment
360 Posted February 10, 2013 Author Share Posted February 10, 2013 True enough chief. Must be uncomfortable though. Link to comment
Redstar Posted February 10, 2013 Share Posted February 10, 2013 True enough chief. Must be uncomfortable though.Not as uncomfortable as reaching for the fu*ker and finding some Jakie/Azeri cu*t has lifted it Link to comment
gla5gowdon Posted February 10, 2013 Share Posted February 10, 2013 True enough chief. Must be uncomfortable though. Nah, it's fine. I just like having valuables in front of me. Link to comment
rossafc92 Posted February 10, 2013 Share Posted February 10, 2013 Front right: phoneFront left: keys, epi-pen and changeBack right: walletBack left: empty Link to comment
granite sheep Posted February 10, 2013 Share Posted February 10, 2013 Front left- keys and phoneFront right- wallet and lighterLeft cheek- fagsRight cheek- newspaper or spare pocketJacket pockets- gloves and tammyInside pocket- MP3 player. If I'm wearing combats, phone in left thigh and fags in right thigh. Link to comment
Big Man Posted February 10, 2013 Share Posted February 10, 2013 Wallet- back right trouser pocket unless I am wearing a jacket which has pockets, it then goes into the front right jacket pocket.Keys- Front right trouser pocket. Always.Phone- Front left trouser pocket. Always.Change- Front right trouser pocket along with keys unless I am wearing a jacket which has pockets, it then goes into the front left jacket pocket. This should also be useful for outing jokers. (Smokers) Wallet - front left trouser pocketKeys - front right trouser pocket unless I have my north face Jacket on in which case they go in the chest pocketPhone - front right trouser pocket unless I have my north face Jacket on in which case they go in the chest pocketWatch - right wristChange - back right trouser pocketFags - Inside suit jacket pocketPen - Inside suit jacket pocket Link to comment
jassb Posted February 10, 2013 Share Posted February 10, 2013 Right front - keysLeft front - changeRight back - walletLeft back - usually nothing, sometimes receipts for stuffJacket right - phoneJacket inside left - hat ( if not on head) If I'm out without a jacket, phone in front right, keys (single key when I'm out on the piss) go in front left with change. Link to comment
E-P-K Posted February 10, 2013 Share Posted February 10, 2013 Wallet - front left trouser pocketKeys - front right trouser pocket unless I have my north face Jacket on in which case they go in the chest pocketPhone - front right trouser pocket unless I have my north face Jacket on in which case they go in the chest pocketWatch - right wristChange - back right trouser pocketFags - Inside suit jacket pocketPen - Inside suit jacket pocket Reason for this ? left handed ? Link to comment
granite sheep Posted February 10, 2013 Share Posted February 10, 2013 Only dafties put their wallets in their back pockets- fuckin pickpockets are everywhere, nae just in scummy places or foreign countries. Sadly: nae just junkies to look out for, what with the influx o eastern europeans, the Romanians came, and by fuck quite a few of them are dodgy. So front pockets are very much the order of the day; even then gotta stick your thumbs in as cover. I used to have a skater wallet complete with chain, that wis the biz. Link to comment
MincePie Posted February 10, 2013 Share Posted February 10, 2013 Surely putting your phone in the same pocket as your keys scratches your phone? Link to comment
Redstar Posted February 10, 2013 Share Posted February 10, 2013 Surely putting your phone in the same pocket as your keys scratches your phone?Nobody actually looks after anything anymore... Link to comment
granite sheep Posted February 10, 2013 Share Posted February 10, 2013 Surely putting your phone in the same pocket as your keys scratches your phone?Get a sock for yer phone then. Or a wee cloth bag or a case, something to protect it when you put it in yer pocket. Link to comment
Ke1t Posted February 10, 2013 Share Posted February 10, 2013 Surely putting your phone in the same pocket as your keys scratches your phone? I once put my phone in the same pocket as my keys. It came out looking like a fucking bear had attacked the screen. Always try to keep them separate these days. Link to comment
tommo1903 Posted February 11, 2013 Share Posted February 11, 2013 This is one of the most inane and rubbish ideas for a thread ever. I fucking love it. Link to comment
Rossshepherd Posted February 11, 2013 Share Posted February 11, 2013 Jonnies in every pocket Link to comment
Henry Posted February 11, 2013 Share Posted February 11, 2013 Get a sock for yer phone then. Or a wee cloth bag or a case, something to protect it when you put it in yer pocket. Link to comment
hopeisimportant Posted February 11, 2013 Share Posted February 11, 2013 Wallet - front leftPhone - front rightKeys - front right (won't fit in the left as my wallet is so full of money) Keeping your wallet in your back pocket is just inviting someone to nick it. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted February 11, 2013 Share Posted February 11, 2013 Putting your wallet in your front trouser pocket is ridiculous. Its for mummy's boys and folk scared of getting mugged, complete wet bags. Wallet - back rightPhone - front rightKeys - front leftChump change - back left 1 Link to comment
JumboJET Posted January 19 Share Posted January 19 On 2/10/2013 at 5:37 PM, Bad_Mobby said: Some snotty hankies My nose is alway a mess the first week or so offshore Must be the Air Con Love Nic Cage Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted January 19 Share Posted January 19 Fuckin hell some weirdos. Front left - phone and keys Front right - wallet Anything else is LGBTQI2AA Link to comment
Poodler Posted January 19 Share Posted January 19 10 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said: Fuckin hell some weirdos. Front left - phone and keys Front right - wallet Anything else is LGBTQI2AA Phone in left pocket? Psychopath behaviour. Are you left handed? Link to comment
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