Brit Awards

[Sheep#1]

Anyone watch it? That Emile Sande done well, flying the flag for Aberdeen.

 

My missus was there, won v.i.p pass through her work, unfortunately just for work folk only. Says Simon Cowell was sat right I front of her and those one direction twats were at the next table when they were having dinner. I was more impressed with the free bevvy, anything at all, brought to you all night, than any 'celeb' twats I wouldn't even recognise anyway.

[daytripping]

Well done to your other half!

 

Thought Emile Sande was the act of the night, great performance.

 

Not a fan of Corden though, bring back the Sam Fox, Mick Fleetwood types, that was real live telly, was far too scripted.

 

No Prince with a dozen body guards, no dickhead from pulp jumping on stage, just all too boring.

[ChutneyLove]

A disgrace Thunderwizard were not even recognised with a nomination. Well, at least we got a mention.

[Sheep#1]

Yeah, she was good. Not listened to her much before, but was decent. Her album sales will go through the roof after this anyway.

 

Ha ha yeah, all too stale and p.c these days.

[cow]

Sande > Adele

[Ke1t]

I remember sitting next to Buzz Aldrin one time, and we got talking about the Brits.

 

"I'd shag that Carol Vorderman". says Buzz.

 

"I don't think she's up for any awards." I said.

 

"Tits like grapefruits and an arse like a peach." Buzz says. "When I was on the Moon, I used to wank off to mental images of Carol Vorderman. Have you ever had a jizzblast that had a viable escape velocity under lowered gravitational conditions?" Buzz continued. "I tell you, every subsequent space mission has gone up with a supply of space wankcloths. That was my idea."

 

"I think One Direction are quite good." I said.

 

"I wish my jizz had only gone in one direction." Said Buzz.

 

After 10 days in the Desert I was rescued by Buzz Aldrin

[tommo1903]

Sande > Adele

 

Adele > Most things

 

When it comes to her size.

 

She's an average cunt, i despise her.

[StevieT1986]

Sande > Adele

 

Emeli Sande's real name is Adele only uses Emeli as a stage name

 

I like how reporting scotland keep trying to claim her as their own because she studied medicine in glasgow

[daytripping]

Fair play to 1D and Cowell, think it said tonight they'd been number 1 in 67 Countries, no surprise Cowell was grinning like a mad man when they won a award, they've done nothing wrong and are just young lads living the dream.

 

My daughter loves them.

 

Give it ten years and a couple of them will be drug and drink wrecks but at least they'll be able to say they lived a life.

[cow]

Emeli Sande's real name is Adele only uses Emeli as a stage name

 

I like how reporting scotland keep trying to claim her as their own because she studied medicine in glasgow

 

 

Reporting Scotland is the worst programme ever, as yes I'm including Limmy's efforts.

[daytripping]

Cow,

 

You and your bud are fair bombing me with those -1's, lol

 

I take them as a compliment mate, keep them coming.

 

Why do people get angry on a fitba board, hahaha.

[StevieT1986]

She was in my year at school and joined either primary 1 or 2.

 

It does count my point was that the fact she's from aberdeenshire and not glasgow theyre trying to make it sound as though she's fae glasgow which is typical of the biased media which we have here in scotland

[StevieT1986]

Nae that i can mind. Tbh us alford lot werent too bad

[Henry]

I remember sitting next to Buzz Aldrin one time, and we got talking about the Brits.

 

"I'd shag that Carol Vorderman". says Buzz.

 

"I don't think she's up for any awards." I said.

 

"Tits like grapefruits and an arse like a peach." Buzz says. "When I was on the Moon, I used to wank off to mental images of Carol Vorderman. Have you ever had a jizzblast that had a viable escape velocity under lowered gravitational conditions?" Buzz continued. "I tell you, every subsequent space mission has gone up with a supply of space wankcloths. That was my idea."

 

"I think One Direction are quite good." I said.

 

"I wish my jizz had only gone in one direction." Said Buzz.

 

After 10 days in the Desert I was rescued by Buzz Aldrin

 

[The Boofon]

I remember sitting next to Buzz Aldrin one time, and we got talking about the Brits.

 

"I'd shag that Carol Vorderman". says Buzz.

 

"I don't think she's up for any awards." I said.

 

"Tits like grapefruits and an arse like a peach." Buzz says. "When I was on the Moon, I used to wank off to mental images of Carol Vorderman. Have you ever had a jizzblast that had a viable escape velocity under lowered gravitational conditions?" Buzz continued. "I tell you, every subsequent space mission has gone up with a supply of space wankcloths. That was my idea."

 

"I think One Direction are quite good." I said.

 

"I wish my jizz had only gone in one direction." Said Buzz.

 

After 10 days in the Desert I was rescued by Buzz Aldrin

 

[The Boofon]

 

 

I am crying with laughter at that.

 

Genius.