Ikea Meatballs.

[daytripping]

The only pleasure I derive from ever visiting Ikea is the trip to the cafe for some delicious meatballs, you just can't beat them after the long trail feigning interest through the shop, lashings of gravy and that berry stuff on the side, one of lifes pleasures.

 

With this in mind you can imagine how sad it is that I've just read that they've been withdrawn from sale because horse has been found in them, is nothing sacred!! I can handle my burgers and sausages having horse in them but come on who ever is behind all this.....leave the Ikea balls out of your dastardly plan.

 

I'm not happy.

[boboisared]

The only pleasure I derive from ever visiting Ikea is the trip to the cafe for some delicious meatballs, you just can't beat them after the long trail feigning interest through the shop, lashings of gravy and that berry stuff on the side, one of lifes pleasures.

 

With this in mind you can imagine how sad it is that I've just read that they've been withdrawn from sale because horse has been found in them, is nothing sacred!! I can handle my burgers and sausages having horse in them but come on who ever is behind all this.....leave the Ikea balls out of your dastardly plan.

 

I'm not happy.

If you enjoyed them then what's the problem with the horse being in them?

[tup]

I've never been in Ikea in my life, news to me that the Swedish cunts supplied meatballs.

 

Anyway, if you go to a furniture shop for your denner, you deserve to get fed horse.

[Sheep#1]

Try these, they are nicer than the Ikea ones, can get them in the chilled bit of any supermarket, awesome tasting, whether they contain Shergar or not

 

[daytripping]

Try these, they are nicer than the Ikea ones, can get them in the chilled bit of any supermarket, awesome tasting, whether they contain Shergar or not

 

 

I buy them from Tesco, they're fine with mash, cranberry and gravy.

 

Bobo, I'm not worried about horse being in them but they've been pulled from sale, hopefully won't last long.

[Bluto10]

used to hate ikea furniture but went for some stuff last year.

 

paid the monkey to deliver them and fit them.

 

am actually amazed at the quality of the stuff. maybe its cause its been put together properly or cause they have upped their game but it seems better than other stores of similar low level

[daytripping]

Putting any flat pack furniture together has to be amongst the most soul destroying jobs on the planet, best avoided if at all possible.

[Bluto10]

Putting any flat pack furniture together has to be amongst the most soul destroying jobs on the planet, best avoided if at all possible.

 

oh aye. only the tighest of jews do that sort of stuff themselvses.

 

took the cunt 8hours to put it togetehr.

 

for a couple of hunenr euros that was well worth the money. and better build quilty too. everyones a winner

[daytripping]

oh aye. only the tighest of jews do that sort of stuff themselvses.took the cunt 8hours to put it togetehr.

 

for a couple of hunenr euros that was well worth the money. and better build quilty too. everyones a winner

 

I do that sort of stuff!

 

Never follow the instructions and use power tools, that makes it real man work.

[Guest milne_afc]

I had a kebab last night.

[Bluto10]

I do that sort of stuff! .

 

aye but you probably do it with a ghetto blaster and a crate of lager

[Guest milne_afc]

I do that sort of stuff!

 

Never follow the instructions and use power tools, that makes it real man work.

 

 

Never use a real hammer either - it's normally out in the shed anyway. A heavy work boot will do the same job. Always replace a flat headed screwdriver with a kitchen knife too.

[Guest milne_afc]

I made a bacon roll...put the bacon in the microwave though (pissed ideas), and grated cheese on toast with boon saas. I can't remember if it was fine.

 

The wife isn't best pleased that she had to clean up the mess I left behind though.

 

 

I have a vague recollection of meeting your wife last night. Pretty sure someone introduced themselves as Roberto from AFC chat's wife.

[K-9]

I made a bacon roll...put the bacon in the microwave though (pissed ideas), and grated cheese on toast with boon saas. I can't remember if it was fine.

 

The wife isn't best pleased that she had to clean up the mess I left behind though.

High Ho Silver?

[tup]

Claim to fame thon.

 

'I'm Roberto from AFC Chat's wife'.

 

Networking.

[daytripping]

aye but you probably do it with a ghetto blaster and a crate of lager

 

Oh aye, usually put my finest trance tunes on when I'm building, helps me become one with the flat pack.

[BrianFaePerth]

Bergen's most popular restaurant is Ikea. Fact.

[Bluto10]

Bergen's most popular restaurant is Ikea. Fact.

 

bergen must be a right hole then.

[looksgoodinred]

just make your own. they're really simple and quick to make. they freeze well. and you'll know what's gone into them.

[tommo1903]

Try these, they are nicer than the Ikea ones, can get them in the chilled bit of any supermarket, awesome tasting, whether they contain Shergar or not

 

 

I agree, they taste fine cauld as well.

[daytripping]

That label is cool, made from cuts of real meat!!

 

Almost as if it's a shock that meatballs are made from meat.

[Guest findlay_1903]

I've never been in Ikea in my life, news to me that the Swedish cunts supplied meatballs.

 

Anyway, if you go to a furniture shop for your denner, you deserve to get fed horse.

Well said tup +1

[360]

I have a vague recollection of meeting your wife last night. Pretty sure someone introduced themselves as Roberto from AFC chat's wife.

 

Out of 10?

[Henry]

Pretty sure someone introduced themselves as Roberto from AFC chat's wife.

 

She must have low self-esteem.

[Sheep#1]

I'm sure it wasn't quite like that.

 

The thing she finds fucking annoying in town when she's out is heaps of folk going up to her and asking if she's my wife. 'You Robo's/Roberto's wife?'.

 

Are you that much of a local celebrity these days aye?

[tommo1903]

I also get asked 'you Roberto' - I tend to scan the person first before giving the answer, just to work them out first.

 

Can never be too sure.

 

I'm a cocky little cunt, but I would never have the balls to walk up to somebody and say "Are you thingy on AFC Chat?".

 

Bad Mobby done it to me though, he is a lovely chap.

[Bluto10]

Aye the wife said Bad Mobby was sound enough gadgie.

 

so he isnt a complete mentalist?

 

dissapointing.

[tommo1903]

so he isnt a complete mentalist?

 

dissapointing.

 

The last time I seen him he had come out of a cubicle in a toilet and was wibbling pish.

[Sheep#1]

I'm a cocky little cunt, but I would never have the balls to walk up to somebody and say "Are you thingy on AFC Chat?".

 

Bad Mobby done it to me though, he is a lovely chap.

 

How does he have any idea what you look like, or was he just asking every person he met that night if they were on AFC chat?

[Bluto10]

I have no doubt that he probably is.

 

Just because she said he's a sound gadgie, doesn't mean to say he isn't a daft mentalist with a few stories in his locker that he can tell down the pub.

 

Of that I have no doubt going by what he says on here at times.

 

well good to hear that he isnt a complete mentalist all of the time.