Site Sponsor RTYD Posted February 27, 2013 Site Sponsor Share Posted February 27, 2013 OK Mr candidate, time for question one. 1. Q Who will your goalkeeper be? A I've always been an admirer of Jamie... OK, thanks for coming in can you ask the next candidate to come in please? A It winna be Langfield that is for sure OK we can move onto question 2 2. Q Everyone back for a corner, a good idea or utter pish? A I think it's a good idea... OK, thanks for coming in can you ask the next candidate to come in please? A It's utter pish. I'll be keeping two up, whoever we are playing. OK onto question 3 3. Q If you have a good solid centre midfield player will you ever be tempted to turn him into a full back? A Well if he is versatile... OK, thanks for coming in can you ask the next candidate to come in please? A Of course not, he'll be playing in centre midfield or warming the bench. 4. Q Will you be marking the card of referees to make sure they know if they fuck up they will feel your wrath? A Well,.... OK, thanks for coming in can you ask the next candidate to come in please? A I'll let the cunt have it alright. OK, I think we might ask the supporters what we think of you now and you can then move onto the next stage of the process . If Carlsberg did Aberdeen fitba manager interviews..... 6 Link to comment
The Oxford Don Posted February 27, 2013 Share Posted February 27, 2013 Q: Scott Vernon wide left; a good idea depending on the circumstances, or not even in jest? A: Well, I Link to comment
Ke1t Posted February 27, 2013 Share Posted February 27, 2013 * If you have a left footed winger and a right footed winger, which wings should you play them on? * If a sub-mediocre player, say Chris Clark or Derek Young, leaves the club, how would you feel about re-signing them? Link to comment
Miglo don Posted February 27, 2013 Share Posted February 27, 2013 Will you set your team up to churn out results and keep your mediocre reputation intact, or will you send your team out to try and attack and entertain our fans? Will you play journeymen ahead of promising youngsters? Link to comment
Bamber Posted February 27, 2013 Share Posted February 27, 2013 Do you see 0-0 as 1 pt gained or 2 pts lost? 1 Link to comment
spamspamspam Posted February 27, 2013 Share Posted February 27, 2013 If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, where's the peck of pickled peppers that Peter Piper picked? Link to comment
barassie_afc Posted February 27, 2013 Share Posted February 27, 2013 Are you a horrible cunt of a man that takes no prisoners ? Yes, sign here Link to comment
dervish Posted February 28, 2013 Share Posted February 28, 2013 If a keeper catches the ball after an opposition player has kicked it towards the goal, does that count as a save he has had to make? Link to comment
dervish Posted February 28, 2013 Share Posted February 28, 2013 If a keeper catches the ball after an opposition player has kicked it towards the goal, does that count as a save he has had to make? Link to comment
Huntlysheep Posted February 28, 2013 Share Posted February 28, 2013 Do you rate Rory Fallon or Stevie Hughes? Link to comment
Dynamo Posted February 28, 2013 Share Posted February 28, 2013 Is the success Aberdeen achieved in the 1980s a motivation for you, and where do you see Aberdeen in Scottish Football? A: Well the fans do have high expectations.... Stop right there pal, the doors over there, we'll not waste any more of your time. Correct Answer: It is my ambition to bring Aberdeen up from where they are now and to be challenging for trophies once again, where they should be, and give me a couple of years, I'll have a squad that can have a go at the challenging Celtic all the way. Link to comment
Crossbow Posted February 28, 2013 Share Posted February 28, 2013 What are your ambitions as a manager? A: I want to be respected by people in the Scottish game - thanks don't let the door skelp you on the arse on the way out A: I want to be hated by the people in the Scottish game for breaking the ugly sisters complacent duopoly once again... and then I'll get a better paid job down south. I'm not here to be popular with the press - I'm here to win. - sign here Link to comment
sheepiekev Posted February 28, 2013 Share Posted February 28, 2013 Q. Do you like Werthers Originals?A. Yes.......fuck off to Lanarkshire Q. Do you think a post match inter view should be spent telling the truth or patronising your fans and the opposition?A. well.....let me think.......... GTF Q. Do you think you should a) set up your team to attack and be in the oppositions faces from the start of the game, or b) Wait and see what the opposition are doing first If it's b) then there's the door. Q. Is the top 6 seen as success or mandatory?A. If it's the former, then try another club Q. Will you take the opportunity to pressurise refs in to feeling they shouldn't give decisions against your club, or will you be seen as a soft touch? A. I like to toe the party line.....Good bye, good luck in your next interview Link to comment
ChutneyLove Posted March 1, 2013 Share Posted March 1, 2013 Do you enjoy a pokey bum wank of an evening? Link to comment
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