...and This, Folks; Is Why Harems Are Probably A Bad Idea

[granite sheep]

 

 

Six women rape man to death in Benue State

 

 

His fame and financial breakthrough pushed him into having up to six wives. His love for sex equally contributed to his patronage of the most beautiful girls in Ugbugbu Owukpa, Ogbadibo Local government area of Benue State where a man who was identified as Uroko Onoja was allegedly raped to death by his 6 jealous wives in the early hour of Tuesday.Trouble started on tuesday morning, precisely 3 am when Uroko returned from Ochanja, a popular joint in the small community of Ugbugbu and headed to the room of his youngest wife. The other wives who according to the youngest wife, Odachi had a meeting before Uroko returned home invaded her room with knives and sticks, demanding that their husband have sex with all of them at once. Uroko who resisted their attack was overpowered by the women who ordered that the sex march begin with the youngest wife and to continue in that order to the top.Our correspondent reported that Uroko stopped breathing when the fifth woman was making her way to the bed. Suddenly, my husband stopped breathing, and they all ran out, still laughing, but when they saw that I could not resuscitate him, they all ran into the forest.Uroko whose body has been deposited in a nearby Mortuary was until his death one of the famous persons in the village. According to most young people in the community, he was a philanthropist who had contributed positively to the growth of the community.When contacted, the village head, Mr. Okpe Odoh affirmed that the matter had been reported to the police and investigation was ongoing even as the youth of the community are helping the police in search of the escaped wives.As at the time this report was filed, 2 of the wives have been arrested.

 

http://dailypost.com.ng/2012/07/18/six-women-rape-man-death-benue-state/

[granite sheep]

Sorry for the wall of text, my phone's cut and paste isnae too clever.

 

Still sex march-

[dervish]

Died at number #5 what a champ, still short of the but a champ none the less.

[caledonia]

Sorry for the wall of text, my phone's cut and paste isnae too clever.

 

Still sex march-

just admit your other hand was doing something else

[granite sheep]

It was, later on in the night.

[looksgoodinred]

It was, later on in the night.

 

if you had a harem, you'd not have to take matters into your hand. just sayin...

 

 

(EDIT: Mods, why is the sashaying sheep so large compared to the other emoticons?)

[granite sheep]

As long as I didnae piss the lassies off enough to make them want to shag me to death. Fit a way to go though!

[centraldon]

Not grasping why it's a bad idea tho? Sounds fantastic to me. And if you gotta go that sounds like the way to do it.

[granite sheep]

Aye but fit if yer harem was full of the ugliest most desperate women in Nigeria???

 

Then again, the boy probably got to the Pearly Gates thinkin, "Disnae matter- hud sex!"