Eels And Porn

[looksgoodinred]

if this had happened in the States, i'd almost have thought it could be Kelt. maybe. except even if he were so inclined, i KNOW Kelt would have a back-up plan that didn't require him going to the hospital to have an eel removed from his arse. Kelt just strikes me as a can-do kind of guy.

 

i like how the journalist feels the need to point out the man is single. i'm not certain how his marital status makes this any better. or worse.

 

the pictures kind of grossed me out. and the fact that the eel was still alive when they removed it (although not for long), gave me the heebie-jeebies.

 

not going anywhere in particular with this, other than to think this is very odd. and to wonder how anyone would get an eel to go up their arse anyway? (i won't even wander down the path of why. each to their own and all that. but ewww.) i figure if anyone knows, it'd be someone on the Hat.

 

 

The man - from southern China - preformed the bizarre act after seeing it done in a kinky blue movie.

But the unmarried man had to rush himself to a hospital casualty unit in Guangdong province telling medics: “Please, please help me. The eel is moving through my body.”

Surgeons finally removed the 20-inch long Asian swamp eel - which weighed more than half-a-kilo - in the early hours of the morning after a lengthy treatment with drugs and medical probes.

One of the medical team explained: “The eel was simply trying to find its way out.”

“It was still alive when we got it out but it died soon afterwards, which was probably a mercy.

“This was a particularly idiotic stunt and could have caused him a serious injury. Eels have small but very sharp teeth,” they added.

A police spokesman said: “We are aware of what happened and a 39-year-old man will be interviewed over alleged animal cruelty.”

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4880024/porn-addict-rushed-to-hospital-after-he-put-live-eel-up-bum.html

[daytripping]

"which was probably a mercy."

 

Steady on mannie, it's an eel we're talking about here!

 

I'm suspecting some type of pipe would be needed for insertion purposes, either that or freezing the thing before use but that would probably kill it, be a tough job putting a live eel up there as is!

 

I'm not about to experiment to find out how it could be done, I'm up for most things but that crosses the line,

[Ke1t]

if this had happened in the States, i'd almost have thought it could be Kelt. maybe. except even if he were so inclined, i KNOW Kelt would have a back-up plan that didn't require him going to the hospital to have an eel removed from his arse. Kelt just strikes me as a can-do kind of guy.

 

i like how the journalist feels the need to point out the man is single. i'm not certain how his marital status makes this any better. or worse.

 

the pictures kind of grossed me out. and the fact that the eel was still alive when they removed it (although not for long), gave me the heebie-jeebies.

 

not going anywhere in particular with this, other than to think this is very odd. and to wonder how anyone would get an eel to go up their arse anyway? (i won't even wander down the path of why. each to their own and all that. but ewww.) i figure if anyone knows, it'd be someone on the Hat.

 

 

The man - from southern China - preformed the bizarre act after seeing it done in a kinky blue movie.

But the unmarried man had to rush himself to a hospital casualty unit in Guangdong province telling medics: “Please, please help me. The eel is moving through my body.”

Surgeons finally removed the 20-inch long Asian swamp eel - which weighed more than half-a-kilo - in the early hours of the morning after a lengthy treatment with drugs and medical probes.

One of the medical team explained: “The eel was simply trying to find its way out.”

“It was still alive when we got it out but it died soon afterwards, which was probably a mercy.

“This was a particularly idiotic stunt and could have caused him a serious injury. Eels have small but very sharp teeth,” they added.

A police spokesman said: “We are aware of what happened and a 39-year-old man will be interviewed over alleged animal cruelty.”

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4880024/porn-addict-rushed-to-hospital-after-he-put-live-eel-up-bum.html

 

 

 

 

 

Ooft, that's all very Robin Galloway...

 

Lots of ways of getting an eel out of your arse, though.

 

First way that comes to mind, send a hungry Chinese guy in after it.

[tightbreeks]

the orientals love stuffing. have yous no seen vidieos of young Asian girls popping loads of the little bleeders in their bums and then shooting them out!

 

the internet and why?

[chief_wiggum]

Love the blacked out face of the eel The X ray looks like something out of Aliens.

[NorthernLights24]

[jassb]

Seems to be more common than you'd think

 

http://gawker.com/5945947/what-was-an-asparagus+sized-eel-doing-inside-a-new-zealand-mans-butt

 

http://shanghaiist.com/2010/05/01/man_in_sichuan_dies_after_friends_i.php

[NorthernLights24]

 

 

http://shanghaiist.com/2010/05/01/man_in_sichuan_dies_after_friends_i.php

 

I was just away to post the same story. I heard about it on a recent episode of Caustic Soda - http://www.causticsodapodcast.com/2013/03/31/pranks-practical-jokes-and-april-fools/

[looksgoodinred]

the orientals love stuffing. have yous no seen vidieos of young Asian girls popping loads of the little bleeders in their bums and then shooting them out!

 

the internet and why?

 

i saw the comments about it before here. i will NOT check out the octopus porn! and somehow i figure eel porn isn't any better.

[a don in oz]

It hurts my brain that anyone would even think to do that.

[Sheep#1]

Reminds me of the story of the guy who took to getting his kicks by finding low tree branch to insert up his arse. After a few weeks he had pains in his intestines and had to go to the doctors, when they x-rayed or took a scan or whatever they seen something unusual in there which turned out to be a spiders nest as one had got inside him via his arsehole and laid eggs in his gut. May be an urban myth, who knows, but going by the eel story, anything is possible.

[The Boofon]

Reminds me of the story of the guy who took to getting his kicks by finding low tree branch to insert up his arse. After a few weeks he had pains in his intestines and had to go to the doctors, when they x-rayed or took a scan or whatever they seen something unusual in there which turned out to be a spiders nest as one had got inside him via his arsehole and laid eggs in his gut. May be an urban myth, who knows, but going by the eel story, anything is possible.

I doubt that one is true.

[Sheep#1]

 

 

Reminds me of the story of the guy who took to getting his kicks by finding low tree branch to insert up his arse. After a few weeks he had pains in his intestines and had to go to the doctors, when they x-rayed or took a scan or whatever they seen something unusual in there which turned out to be a spiders nest as one had got inside him via his arsehole and laid eggs in his gut. May be an urban myth, who knows, but going by the eel story, anything is possible.

I doubt that one is true.

Prob not, but it's some wanking material for you if nothing else

[The Boofon]

I've seen a few birds with spider's legs coming from their knickers so it may be possible.

[Karl Fletcher]

I'd love to look LGIR's google search history.

[looksgoodinred]

I'd love to look LGIR's google search history.

 

well, after your comment, i did take a moment to clear it. seemed wise. i don't do it nearly often enough.

that said, my browser history was a rather eclectic collection of sites.

[tup]

That is simply disgusting.

[The Boofon]

That is simply disgusting.

Only if the eel was male. That would be a bit too poofy.

[looksgoodinred]

That is simply disgusting.

 

was it so disgusting you had to swallow back the vomit that rose in your throat?

[tup]

I didna open the link, I just read the bumph you had above it.

 

I'm not sure why anyone would want to read that in a daily newspaper but clearly they feel there's a demand for such nonsense to be known.

[Redstar]

 

That is simply disgusting.

was it so disgusting you had to swallow back the vomit that rose in your throat?

Almost the best line from the thread...although for me "“It was still alive when we got it out but it died soon afterwards, which was probably a mercy." is marginally better

[Karl Fletcher]

 

I'd love to look LGIR's google search history.

 

well, after your comment, i did take a moment to clear it. seemed wise. i don't do it nearly often enough.

that said, my browser history was a rather eclectic collection of sites.

 

Such as??

[tup]

www.eveningprimroseoil.com

[looksgoodinred]

 

 

I'd love to look LGIR's google search history.

 

well, after your comment, i did take a moment to clear it. seemed wise. i don't do it nearly often enough.

that said, my browser history was a rather eclectic collection of sites.

 

Such as??

 

i've now erased my history. and no longer recollect. it must be my advancing age. failing memory. you know....

[looksgoodinred]

www.eveningprimroseoil.com

 

why are you looking up primrose oil, Tup? what's it used for? does it help you sleep?

[tup]

It's used for crabbit wifies as it eases their girning, especially on their bad week.

 

I was just guessing at your history with that, I don't use evening primrose oil, but I ken a few hatched faced weemin who do.

[looksgoodinred]

It's used for crabbit wifies as it eases their girning, especially on their bad week.

 

I was just guessing at your history with that, I don't use evening primrose oil, but I ken a few hatched faced weemin who do.

 

i don't get crabbit (i'm assuming that's irritable? grumpy? snarky?), generally speaking. i'm a very good natured woman.

and it's not my bad week. but thanks for your concern.

[tup]

I have never met a woman yet who does not girn.

[looksgoodinred]

I have never met a woman yet who does not girn.

 

during the times you're having relations of an intimate nature with them? or at other times as well?

[tup]

They dinna girn after getting shagged because they are usually shattered then.

 

It's about other stuff, why's this like this, why's that like that etc etc.

 

It gets markedly worse one week in every four.