Wyowyn: The Dodgy Edition

[Ke1t]

Myra Hindley.

 

Sadistic, cold-blooded, dead-eyed child-murderer, and 60s icon.

 

Could you?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[granite sheep]

Gads no!

[looksgoodinred]

I'd shag her while wanking off Ian Brady.

 

you would.

 

no. not even if she weren't a child murderer.

[Ke1t]

 

I'd shag her while wanking off Ian Brady.

 

you would.

 

no. not even if she weren't a child murderer.

 

How about Liam Brady?

 

[looksgoodinred]

 

 

I'd shag her while wanking off Ian Brady.

 

you would.

 

no. not even if she weren't a child murderer.

 

How about Liam Brady?

 

 

ye asking me? or rumpus?

[Ke1t]

 

 

 

I'd shag her while wanking off Ian Brady.

 

you would.

 

no. not even if she weren't a child murderer.

 

How about Liam Brady?

 

 

 

ye asking me? or rumpus?

 

 

Haha... you said a funny thing

 

Rumpus has no standards... he'd shag a bottle of mouldy milk.

 

How about you?

 

Could you lie there as Ian Brady stares into your soul?

[Ke1t]

Liam Brady was the manager of Ireland.

 

Why would anyone want to wank off that bog dwelling, peat eating hun?

 

I assumed you'd be the one to ask

[looksgoodinred]

 

 

 

 

I'd shag her while wanking off Ian Brady.

 

you would.

 

no. not even if she weren't a child murderer.

 

How about Liam Brady?

 

 

 

ye asking me? or rumpus?

 

 

Haha... you said a funny thing

 

Rumpus has no standards... he'd shag a bottle of mouldy milk.

 

How about you?

 

Could you lie there as Ian Brady stares into your soul?

 

i have standards. aside from his lack of soul and dead eyes. he has no upper lip.

i'm oot! denied!

[Ke1t]

Aye, but for $100,000 would you do a sensual striptease for him as his 'dead' eyes drank in your luscious curves while he milked himself till his tadpoles gushed forth onto his own stomach?

 

For a hundred grand British?

 

Count me in.

[looksgoodinred]

 

Aye, but for $100,000 would you do a sensual striptease for him as his 'dead' eyes drank in your luscious curves while he milked himself till his tadpoles gushed forth onto his own stomach?

 

For a hundred grand British?

 

Count me in.

 

see how Kelt gets away with that? cos he's a man. but i'm a woman, and no hoor.. so i'll have to make that a big no. easy money though it sounds.

[The Boofon]

 

 

 

I'd shag her while wanking off Ian Brady.

 

you would.

 

no. not even if she weren't a child murderer.

How about Liam Brady?

 

 

Liam Brady was the manager of Ireland.

 

Why would anyone want to wank off that bog dwelling, peat eating hun?

I assumed you'd be the one to ask

Thank fuck that's cleared up. I thought I'd fucked up my death pool team. Ian Brady is a stick on death this year. He's being force fed on hunger strike against his will.

 

I'd have shagged Myra.

[a don in oz]

 

Aye, but for $100,000 would you do a sensual striptease for him as his 'dead' eyes drank in your luscious curves while he milked himself till his tadpoles gushed forth onto his own stomach?

 

For a hundred grand British?

 

Count me in.

 

Ditto.

[looksgoodinred]

 

 

Aye, but for $100,000 would you do a sensual striptease for him as his 'dead' eyes drank in your luscious curves while he milked himself till his tadpoles gushed forth onto his own stomach?

 

For a hundred grand British?

 

Count me in.

 

Ditto.

 

do you have "luscious curves"?