Poerty

[Bluto10]

Anyone on hetre read it?

 

I'm not a fan of writing it I think thasts for poofs but I like the pick up put down format of poems, as I don't have the attention span to sit and read chapters and chapters.

 

Got myself a Larkin book the other day. Amazing how many I remember from higher English.

 

He's a right bugger he is.

[Henry]

POERTY

 

[Pash]

Poetry is gayer than two guys humping.

[Bluto10]

Poetry is gayer than two guys humping.

It is a bit isn't. Less shit than novels though

[Bluto10]

POERTY

 

I'd have thought a man with such a vast classical grasp of the language as yourself would be well in about poetry

[StevieT1986]

Upon a hill there stood a coo

 

It must of shifted cause it's nae there noo

[Henry]

What a bellend Bluto is

 

He simply loves the taste of jizz

 

He loves talking about ManU

 

When he dies we'll say 'Yahoo!'

[chaos_defrost]

There once was a boy cad Bluto

He bade in a land far awa

He'd line up his drinks at the bar in a row

And he widna ging hame till he'd finished them a'

[Bluto10]

Well done chaos, a decent effort unlike the other two idiots.

 

Have to say, my standards for this kinda thing are a little higher than reading internet geeks homebrew efforts.

[dervish]

 

Well done chaos, a decent effort unlike the other two idiots.

 

Have to say, my standards for this kinda thing are a little higher than reading internet geeks homebrew efforts.

 

Sorry blutes was this more what you were after?

 

 

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[chaos_defrost]

Well done chaos, a decent effort unlike the other two idiots.

 

Have to say, my standards for this kinda thing are a little higher than reading internet geeks homebrew efforts.

 

No probs Bluts. I think this thread could be a good place for others to post their own poems about afc-chats users. Would be a good laugh and am sure there'd be some amazing poetry!

[Poodler]

Cow is a prick

Millertime is thick

LGIR would get

the Buckie flick

[Ke1t]

I'm sitting watching Genki porn

My cock's all fat and bloated

There's jisms on my monitor

And my keyboard;'s fucking coated.

 

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There was a speccy fucking cunt

Whose favourite club was Sevco Hun

He said our game would crash and burn

Without the filthy Sevco Scum

 

 

 

But we won't let them in our league

Because they're filth and from the Weeg

Into our league they shall not come

Because they're fucking Sevco Scum

 

 

We will not vote for filth like them

We will not let them in again

You won't get in, you're out of luck

So go and take a fucking fuck

 

 

We do not need your bigotry

We do not need them in a tree

We do not need them with a duck

So go and take that fucking fuck

 

 

We do not need you throwing bricks

We do not need you Weegie pricks

We do not need you throwing rocks

So fucking suck our fucking cocks

[redone]

The finest examples of contemporary poetry can be found in the P&J memoriam notices

[BrianFaePerth]

Bluto's command of the English language

Is lamentable, it must be said

But he shrugs his shoulders with indifference

And proceeds to give Dayts head.

[a don in oz]

Roses are red,

Bacon is also red,

Poems are hard.

Bacon.

 

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[fine-n-dandy]

I once wrote a poem.

Didn't like it.

Hurt my arse.