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for the benefit of all the men of the Hat :sheepdance:

if you missed out on Steak and BJ day, all is not lost!

 

instructions are included here:

 

http://thelaughingstork.com/blog/2009/02/10/‘cosmopolitan’-introduces-most-erotic-sex-position-ever-the-please-him-pretzel-twist/

 

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She has an extremely long arm! :)

 

I just googled pretzel girl and found a similar pose, it looks pretty inviting, this lass has a fair set of knashers but she can get into a fair position! :o

 

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One as in singular?

 

Are you watching your figure reddy?

 

I'm hardcore and when I pretzel I can manage nearly ten, especially if mixed in with Scampi.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Cow.

 

i get a craving for them from time to time. in this instance, one will be plenty for me :sheepdance:

 

if i plucked off all the salt, maybe have two. but a salt-free pretzel is just weird.

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Krakow was weird with regards Pretzel sellers, these poor folk stood morning to night in the streets selling them, they were everywhere, it was pissing down one day I was there yet they still stood with baskets of them getting soaked, the pretzels must have been a tad soggy.

 

Not a big fan, gave them a miss.

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i'm sure Costco might do them.

 

here's some of the rambunctious beauties;

 

 

http://www.snydersofhanover.com/products/pretzel-pieces.html

 

Actually got my costco renewal form through today, not sure If I'm going to bother, spend a fucking fortune every time I go, crates of beer and juice, packs of steaks I take Months to go through.

 

I probably will be bullied into it but would rather not.

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while reading coverage of the 2013 Indy 500, bumped into this pic. don't know if this would be considered that preztelly though. :itch-chin: one of the models from the Snake Pit.

 

http://www.villagevoice.com/slideshow/people-of-the-indy-500s-snake-pit-39647378/#1

 

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She'd save a fortune in bog roll licking her own arse clean.

 

Probably spend as much on breath fresheners though

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maybe toothpaste/toothbrush are what's called for.

would a breath freshener cut it, do you think? :o

A minty ring versus a chocolate ring.

 

It's a quandary, right enough - lol (would use smiley/winky/emoticon thingies but I'm on me hollibobs and canna seem to access them on my ipaddy thingy)

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A minty ring versus a chocolate ring.

 

It's a quandary, right enough - lol (would use smiley/winky/emoticon thingies but I'm on me hollibobs and canna seem to access them on my ipaddy thingy)

 

a winky will work with a semi-colon followed by a close parenthesis ;)

(i have to use the old fashioned ones on my iphone too :()

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