Things You Only Realised Years Later

[Karl Fletcher]

Well into my teens I thought that Robin Hood was a fox because of the Disney film.

 

For years, I also thought Peter MacNicol's character and Dan Aykroyd's character became a couple at the end of Ghostbusters II. Was only when I watched it again a few years ago it was the positively charged slime making them all friendly.

 

A mate of mine only found out John Candy was dead in 2005.

 

I'll try and think of more later.

[StandFree1982]

And yet you still took time out of your day to respond. Moron.

[Karl Fletcher]

Fuck me if this is the type of content you want to talk about. Wisdom comes with age for most. Moron.

 

This doesn't necesarily have to be the type of content at all.

 

I know all the important stuff and always have done

 

Yi miserable auld 'hoor.

[BrianFaePerth]

Realising Rocket can often be a prick didn't take long.

[looksgoodinred]

why go out of your way to respond then, RS? just let the thread go if you didn't like it.

 

just as an aside, everything okay these days? still not smoking? getting enough sleep? eating well? getting some?

[looksgoodinred]

Still not smoking. Tons of energy. Life superb. Thanks for asking.

 

More intolerant than ever of arseholes and more intolerant of myself for engaging with arseholes.

 

So I won't. Thanks for the help.

 

no help was offered, just asking the questions. glad to hear all's a-okay in Rocket's world.

[Dynamo]

John Candy's dead?

 

 

 

[Karl Fletcher]

Who gives a fuck about what you thought Robin Hood was or is? Why would you even post up inane shit like this? Do you think it would be interesting to anyone else on the planet? Do you honestly think that everyone is as inane and as worthless as you? Is this the limit of your horizons and your thinking?

 

Blimey, and here's me thinking the Robin Hood thing would be a witty anecdote that would prompt every single member of the forum to delve deep into the recesses of their minds and enable them to really think about life.

 

I couldn't have imagined for one second it was inane, worthless and completely irrelevant to anyone elses' life.

 

Thankfully, it's just a Tuesday afternoon and I'm bored at work so this is the perfect outlet for inane and worthless thoughts. If you're exclusively looking for something akin to what Oscar Wilde would jot down, you're in the wrong place, auld yin

 

 

didn't realise until years later that we make our own luck.

 

I didn't realise until years later that we can take the sting out of a potential assailant with the eyes alone.

 

I didn't realise until years later that not every opinion that I held was of my own origin.

 

I didn't realise until years later how important self-discipline is, in everything that we do.

 

I didn't realise until years later that thinking properly can be learned.

 

I didn't realise until years later that most human beings are shit.

 

I knew early that all humans have the capacity for both good and evil. It wasn't until later that I realised that most are shit because they think badly, being scared of life itself.

 

And I enjoyed that

 

Both inane shite and more profound thoughts like this and are only too welcome in this thread.

[spamspamspam]

It took me years to realisethat refreshers hadnt shrunk, it was my hands that had gotten bigger.

[BrianFaePerth]

It took me years to realise the most inane threads take on a life of their own and go on for ages, while intellectual threads die a death immediately

[looksgoodinred]

It took me years to realisethat refreshers hadnt shrunk, it was my hands that had gotten bigger.

 

how big ARE your hands?

[daytripping]

In the 70's and 80's it was always on the news that Guerrillas had attacked such and such, now this was a time when planet of the apes was on telly all the time, this young loon put 2 and 2 together.

[spamspamspam]

how big ARE your hands?

 

 

Do you want me to measure them precisely or just compare them to something?

[looksgoodinred]

Do you want me to measure them precisely or just compare them to something?

 

i usually prefer comparison to things i know. but since i don't know you, that won't work. so a precise measurement will work. although it's not so important.. you could just say bigger than most mens? or average but bigger than they were? you know...

[spamspamspam]

i usually prefer comparison to things i know. but since i don't know you, that won't work. so a precise measurement will work. although it's not so important.. you could just say bigger than most mens? or average but bigger than they were? you know...

 

 

At school one of my nicknames was dildo fingers

If you take a CD case, thats about the size of the palm of my hand

My pinky is larger than a clipper lighter

My middle finger is around 1cm longer than a cigarette packet

 

I also have size 13/14 feet

 

However I can also confirm that what 'they' say is a myth... I do find it hard to find gloves, shoes and trainers are ordered from the US, women are usually seriously disappointed.

[daytripping]

My middle finger is the exact length of a cigarette packet, I never knew that till now.

[boboisared]

That there is no point waiting for the 'one' to lose your virginity to as she'll likely be a hoor who then goes on to be a sausage fairy.

[boboisared]

When one's sexuality is woken, well before you're legally allowed to have it, there's no waiting for the one. One just hunts for anything female to stick it into.

Some of us are just romantic Rocket!

 

It went out the window after that like. You know you've made it when you've fallen asleep with your cock inside the arse of a girl you barely know after smashing her back doors in on the middle of her parents living room floor. Those were my brown wings. Simpler times.

[looksgoodinred]

At school one of my nicknames was dildo fingers

If you take a CD case, thats about the size of the palm of my hand

My pinky is larger than a clipper lighter

My middle finger is around 1cm longer than a cigarette packet

 

I also have size 13/14 feet

 

However I can also confirm that what 'they' say is a myth... I do find it hard to find gloves, shoes and trainers are ordered from the US, women are usually seriously disappointed.

 

i didn't ask about your feet, but thanks for that added tidbit. and, indeed.. you do have big hands! the CD case comparison worked a treat.

 

and i rarely think about the "myth" when i think large hands and feet. just large shoes and gloves. although big feet are usually a good indicator of height. i've never known anyone to have size 13 feet and be under 6 feet tall.

[StandFree1982]

Some of us are just romantic Rocket!

 

It went out the window after that like. You know you've made it when you've fallen asleep with your cock inside the arse of a girl you barely know after smashing her back doors in on the middle of her parents living room floor. Those were my brown wings. Simpler times.

You know things are bad when SHE manages to fall asleep while your smashing in her back door.

[spamspamspam]

i didn't ask about your feet, but thanks for that added tidbit. and, indeed.. you do have big hands! the CD case comparison worked a treat.

 

and i rarely think about the "myth" when i think large hands and feet. just large shoes and gloves. although big feet are usually a good indicator of height. i've never known anyone to have size 13 feet and be under 6 feet tall.

 

bang on 6 foot

 

I reckon if I hadnt started smoking when I was 13 I'd be a lot taller and they do say smoking stunts your growth.

 

Kind of like a puppy growing into its paws.

[The Boofon]

Well into my teens I thought that Robin Hood was a fox because of the Disney film.

 

For years, I also thought Peter MacNicol's character and Dan Aykroyd's character became a couple at the end of Ghostbusters II. Was only when I watched it again a few years ago it was the positively charged slime making them all friendly.

 

A mate of mine only found out John Candy was dead in 2005.

 

I'll try and think of more later.

Until I got my own, I thought you needed hens and a cockerel to get eggs.

 

I've only just found out there was a Ghostbusters 2. FFS.

[jassb]

I realised I wasn't always right. Of course I like to be right, but can accept that sometimes I'm wrong.

[Ke1t]

George Michael.

 

No-one saw that coming.

[fatshaft]

Fuck me if this is the type of content you want to talk about. Wisdom comes with age for most. Moron.

It is what it has become, the slow decline into utter drivel, that's making mad look like a place full of literary geniuses

[rgudon]

That ***** ***** dad did know that my broken collar bone was not from playing football, but from falling off his house roof after sneaking out his daughters window at 1am (due to the fact he came home earlier than planned) aged 15.

[looksgoodinred]

that pole dancing's not all about the hooker heels and grinds. and it's definitely not for sissies.

 

i don't know how it's even physically possible for Jenyne to do what she does (at about the 1:50 point til about 2:15 for a start), but it's amazing. her strength is incredible.

 

http://www.mostwatchedtoday.com/best-pole-dancer-ever-jenyne-butterfly/

 

(pretty safe for work; nothing at all sexual about the video, although she is in a sports bra and yoga shorts.)

[daytripping]

that pole dancing's not all about the hooker heels and grinds. and it's definitely not for sissies.

 

i don't know how it's even physically possible for Jenyne to do what she does (at about the 1:50 point til about 2:15 for a start), but it's amazing. her strength is incredible.

 

http://www.mostwatchedtoday.com/best-pole-dancer-ever-jenyne-butterfly/

 

(pretty safe for work; nothing at all sexual about the video, although she is in a sports bra and yoga shorts.)

 

God knows how anyone can hang at that angle, amazing arm strength.

 

Blows away anything I've seen in Aberdeen.

[CrazyBullSheep]

Pineapples don't grow on trees. Found that out about 3 years ago

 

Black ladies Actually do love giving blowjobs, also about 3 years ago

 

Drugs are good

[RUL]

Butterfly's start out as caterpillars, my son came home last week and told me that.