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Becoming A Dad


weemackie

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Mrs EPK's mother is, AKA granny, to my 5 week old tiny princess. Wanted to take her for a walk in the pram yesterday, take her to some coffee morning to show her grand daughter off to all the snooty, church bearing, look down on everyone, gossiping type madams.

 

I was asked to dress her with an outfit gown that had more pink than Penelope Pitstop. The baby grow was changed to a recent drunken purchase off of Amazon, Hulk Hogan, Hulkamania rules baby grow.

 

Knowing fine well that the nappy would have to be changed in full view of all these wifies.

 

Job done, and the last thing I heard was "black affronted" as the door slammed shut after she returned with the bairn.

Life must be hoora slow paced in Morayshire if this passes as entertainment.

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