Becoming A Dad

[looksgoodinred]

The Cheerio Challenge

 

If you’re a parent, there’s a good chance you have a box Cheerios stashed in your cabinet. Although kids and adults both enjoy this tasty snack, dads across the world have found an alternative use for the circular cereal—the basis for a fun game called the Cheerio Challenge. The premise is simple: as a child naps, the dad tries to stack a tower of wheat rings—one at a time—on their offspring’s body. Commonly, this is on the face (the nose or forehead), but anywhere is game.

 

Despite the simplicity of the task, the Cheerio Challenge is harder than it looks. You’ve got to quietly and stealthily stack the cereal without your kid waking up—no matter how funny you may find it. “The real challenge of the Cheerio Challenge is stifling your own laughter,” Quinn said.

 

Anything over five Cheerios high is considered impressive, but if you’re a dad and have tried the #CheerioChallenge, let us know how far you got!

http://www.mymodernmet.com/profiles/blogs/life-of-dad-cheerio-challenge

[Singapore Steve]

DNA test done yesterday, 8 - 10 working days for the result to see if im the dad. Mother is still hot but still mental.

[RAZOR]

DNA test done yesterday, 8 - 10 working days for the result to see if im the dad. Mother is still hot but still mental.

 

All the best bud.

[Henry]

DNA test done yesterday, 8 - 10 working days for the result to see if im the dad. Mother is still hot but still mental.

 

Let us know if she's still hot when the results come through.

[HairyPie]

It is refreshing to see someone go through with the DNA test for full acknowledgement of their parental status. Over the years I have witnessed many people get together on the basis of an "unplanned" pregnancy. I have often wondered how many of the fathers in question are bringing up someone else's offspring.

[Singapore Steve]

not a chance in hell will i get back together with this woman regardless of the result. She is a complete physco who destroyed my car first with a baseball bat then used her own car as a battering ram, writing off both cars. Stupid me forgot about that a year or so later and went back to pump her. Despite all this i am fully aware of my responsibilities as an adult ( immature maybe ) and as a man. Might sound corny, but if it is mine then i do have to take responsibility despite our history and the fact i live in a different country now. Should get the results back this week some time.

[Clydeside_Sheep]

Stupid me forgot about that a year or so later and went back to pump her. .

 

Dont beat yourself up, you did say she was pretty hot!

[RAZOR]

not a chance in hell will i get back together with this woman regardless of the result. She is a complete physco who destroyed my car first with a baseball bat then used her own car as a battering ram, writing off both cars. Stupid me forgot about that a year or so later and went back to pump her. Despite all this i am fully aware of my responsibilities as an adult ( immature maybe ) and as a man. Might sound corny, but if it is mine then i do have to take responsibility despite our history and the fact i live in a different country now. Should get the results back this week some time.

 

Come on min, what did you do?

[cruzcampo3]

 

Come on min, what did you do?

Didn't pay for the service she supplied him with

[ebbe]

Didn't pay for the service she supplied him with

 

 

More importantly, what happened to cruzcampo 1 and 2?

[cruzcampo3]

 

 

More importantly, what happened to cruzcampo 1 and 2?

Like a Mexican Wrestler we go by Numbers.

[Chewie37]

Who's kid is it?

Why did she smash the cars?

Was the year wait for the pumping worth it?

Find out soon.......

[daytripping]

Kids are brilliant till they hit 3, be great if you could bin them till they hit 16 then pick them up again, the middle part isn't so good.

 

Probably just me, enjoy your kids guys and gals.

[daytripping]

Where's Kelt???

 

He'd be good on this type of topic.

 

Hope Eminem hasn't popped a cap in his ass.

[strachanmcgheegoal]

I do wonder if a post highlighting the romantic evolution of the one time lad around town adorning the emotional joy and responsibility of fatherhood may have been somewhat undermined by "waiting to get the results re a knocked up car and bat wielding nut job."

 

Good luck regardless. Suggestion for future - get better memory.

[McPhee123]

One day overdue now. I know folk can be up to 2 weeks late but I'm feeling impatient already, and the wife is super fed up.

 

Any of the old wives tales actually work for anyone?

[dave_min]

One day overdue now. I know folk can be up to 2 weeks late but I'm feeling impatient already, and the wife is super fed up.

 

Any of the old wives tales actually work for anyone?

I've heard a few pints with your mates then heading along to Pittodrie is the best cure.

[McPhee123]

Mother in law is here to look after her so it's an option...

[RAZOR]

 

 

Any of the old wives tales actually work for anyone?

 

Give her a durrel min. The spunk breaks down the wall.

[dazzy_deff]

One day overdue now. I know folk can be up to 2 weeks late but I'm feeling impatient already, and the wife is super fed up.

 

Any of the old wives tales actually work for anyone?

We tried everything but nowt worked. Ended up being 15 days late after being induced on day 12.

[donsdaft]

I'm with Dave on this one.

Expect a special cheer when the tannoy asks " will McPhee get his arse to the hospital right now"

 

 

Dinnae actually go until you are sure of the result though, it can take ages.

[Chewie37]

Definitely a curry and a shag work wonders. No idea if it helps with a birth though

[RAZOR]

Keep waiting to hear Malaysia Steves news.

[HairyPie]

Keep waiting to hear Malaysia Steves news.

 

Perhaps it will end like 80s jape "Three Men and a Baby" and MS has to look after the psychotic woman's child with two other unsuspecting fathers?

[Singapore Steve]

Got my news today......its mine.

[Dynamo]

Got my news today......its mine.

 

 

Congrats....or something like that...!

[Singapore Steve]

Cheers min, been a strange old week this, stopped smoking and got a kid.

[HairyPie]

Got my news today......its mine.

 

The child will be good for you, remember it has done nothing wrong. As for the mother - see if she wants to go for a walk near that lovely tourist spot Beachy Head.

[buchanskii]

Got my news today......its mine.

 

[RAZOR]

Got my news today......its mine.

 

Is that a good thing for you?

 

Congratulations either way.