Aberdeen Crimewatch

[Tommy]

I see that an employee with umpteen previous convictions for dishonesty has stolen £15k from The Staging Post.

They obviously did as much due diligence on him as the Huns did with Sir Craig.

[zander]

Another incident happening on dayts manor he's beginning to lose control up there since he lost his job.

[RAZOR]

Another incident happening on dayts manor he's beginning to lose control up there since he lost his job.

Agreed. He's lost the plot recently.

[E-P-K]

Agreed. He's lost the plot recently.

He won 3K on a bet last night.

[RAZOR]

He won 3K on a bet last night.

Probably a lie.

[daytripping]

No lie Razor min.

 

Owner of the Staging post is a rabid hun anyway, deserves the loss though really doubt how anyone could steal that amount of cash from the stager without it being spotted earlier, something fishy.

[Tommy]

No lie Razor min.

 

Owner of the Staging post is a rabid hun anyway, deserves the loss though really doubt how anyone could steal that amount of cash from the stager without it being spotted earlier, something fishy.

It was an employee who lived on the premises.

[daytripping]

It was an employee who lived on the premises.

 

There's about a dozen rooms in there, bascialy a doss house, also has caravans out the back, is full of dodgers so no real surprise.

[daytripping]

Tossers, obviously jealous of you cheeser.

 

I'll be putting lights on the tree in my front garden this year, will put a sign saying they belong to dayts to deter any wanabee thief's..

[E-P-K]

Sourced a laser projector for the outside of my house this morning, dodgy cunt was selling it so got for £20, a plethora of green and white dots now lighten up the house.

 

The whole street looks like Buckie illuminations.

[E-P-K]

Oh the mulled wine did flow. I created a wonderful grotto in my conservatory.

 

The icing on the cake, the Ace in the pack, the real wow factor to impress the kids......(aye my own kids you perverted cunts).....the laser projector. Hammered the cunt into the ground, as soon as dusk fell I powered her up. My whole house a dancing sea of red and green lasers. The kids were so happy, Dad was the man.

 

Switch the cunt off before bed.

 

Wake up, pull the blinds.........fucking nicked.

 

That's what's known in the game as "a bastard"

 

Merry Xmas everyone.

 

 

Fuck...

[Dom Sullivan]

Oh the mulled wine did flow. I created a wonderful grotto in my conservatory.

The icing on the cake, the Ace in the pack, the real wow factor to impress the kids......(aye my own kids you perverted cunts).....the laser projector. Hammered the cunt into the ground, as soon as dusk fell I powered her up. My whole house a dancing sea of red and green lasers. The kids were so happy, Dad was the man.

Switch the cunt off before bed.

Wake up, pull the blinds.........fucking nicked.

That's what's known in the game as "a bastard"

Merry Xmas everyone.

Someone in our street put one of them in their front gairden last week.

 

Tillydrone fuckin West

[daytripping]

I'm not a racist, not in any shape or form but a tribe of blacks moved in a few months back just behind in Crossgates and without pointing any fingers......I bet it was them.

 

Has to be someone local and not a chance they'll use it themselves so bit of a waste of time stealing it, keep an eye on gumtree in case it pops up.

[E-P-K]

 

Projector just finishes it off. bargain.

[E-P-K]

Rub my fucking snout in it why don't you!

 

 

Are your reindeer mechanical, those polar bear looking studs move to much amazement of the kids. battery powered too.

[daytripping]

I've slept on this and am fuming that someone could do this to cheese and his kids, an attempt to brighten the street and make life just that little bit better, lets use our power in numbers to out this fucker. They must be local and would never use them in the area, I know where cheese lives, not a through road, means they're going to gift them to their mink mates or sell them. I'll patrol the hopetoun/cloverfield area, I'm sure cheese will do bankhead/stoneywood, the rest of you need to watch local classifieds. Any reports of strobing lights on houses i'll follow up.

 

#letsbringlightsbacktothecheesegarden.

 

Thieving fuckers. It's my manor, I won't sleep till these rats are caught.

[daytripping]

^ guilty

 

I couldn't afford the electricity to keep it going mate, we're sitting round candles in my house trying to keep warm, I dread when the real cold comes and I have to light the fuckers.

 

My one hate in life is thieving little fuckers, can't help but think since I bought slippers and elastic waistband trousers and retired from ruling Bucksburn with an iron fist things have gone downhill, we've seen hotel fires, pub thefts, shoplifting, car theft and mugging on the rise, now the ultimate sin....stealing from the great man that is cheesepipes.

 

I'm Liam Neeson on this one, no matter where that strobe light is I will find it and will kill the fucker who took it.

[RAZOR]

Dildo on the bonnet

[daytripping]

Dildo on the bonnet

 

Stealing from a brethren deserves a visit from Stanley.

[Bluto10]

Stealing from a brethren deserves a visit from Stanley.

 

[daytripping]

Its good to know I have not only Boxys finest but Aberdeen's finest patrolling the North section.

 

I'm keeping a watchful eye on the mudhut round the back and also the Lassie with all the kids, I'm afraid she's a suspect through the heavy breeding project she undertook.

 

Since I was wired into the house they just yanked the cable therefore a diy job on the plug is clue number one, I'm hoping they just wire it direct to a 240v supply rather than a transformer and kill themselves and all who are related to him/her.

 

I know the lassie I think, 5 kids and a dog, skinny bird who plays darts? likely suspects, minks. Moans all the time online about the council not giving her a bigger house, never worked a day in her life, feral fuckers.

[daytripping]

Most likely some cunt from Sclattie

 

I have eyes there too, it's where I do my beer shopping, fair few minks there but controllable minks with no direction, I've got it covered,

[The Boofon]

Oh the mulled wine did flow. I created a wonderful grotto in my conservatory.

 

The icing on the cake, the Ace in the pack, the real wow factor to impress the kids......(aye my own kids you perverted cunts).....the laser projector. Hammered the cunt into the ground, as soon as dusk fell I powered her up. My whole house a dancing sea of red and green lasers. The kids were so happy, Dad was the man.

 

Switch the cunt off before bed.

 

Wake up, pull the blinds.........fucking nicked.

 

That's what's known in the game as "a bastard"

 

Merry Xmas everyone.

 

 

:hysterical:

 

Sorry. Magical.

[Robbie Winters]

Oh the mulled wine did flow. I created a wonderful grotto in my conservatory.

 

The icing on the cake, the Ace in the pack, the real wow factor to impress the kids......(aye my own kids you perverted cunts).....the laser projector. Hammered the cunt into the ground, as soon as dusk fell I powered her up. My whole house a dancing sea of red and green lasers. The kids were so happy, Dad was the man.

 

Switch the cunt off before bed.

 

Wake up, pull the blinds.........fucking nicked.

 

That's what's known in the game as "a bastard"

 

Merry Xmas everyone.

Have FUBAR news been informed ?

 

You never know CP but the Press Gang from the EE will get a hold of this story and next thing you, the pipettes and the dug will be on the front of our daily news with that forlorn look on your faces and you'll be swamped with offers of replacements

 

Ps. I wouldn't mention anything about The Darkies in the interview though

[The Boofon]

Have FUBAR news been informed ?

 

You never know CP but the Press Gang from the EE will get a hold of this story and next thing you, the pipettes and the dug will be on the front of our daily news with that forlorn look on your faces and you'll be swamped with offers of replacements

 

Ps. I wouldn't mention anything about The Darkies in the interview though

 

 

[daytripping]

Would need a lot more than a 50 quid laser for me and the kids to don the sad unhappy faces for the EE.

 

With gods help we will overcome cheese, have faith, the lights will be back soon and shining brighter than ever.

 

PS Linda is the name of the woman with the feral kids, that's your prime suspects.

[daytripping]

Its Emma!!

 

Thought Linda Kerr stayed down your way? is there 2 of them??

 

Edit; that's her sister, Emma Carrison?

[daytripping]

Will I ask her on facebook??

 

I'd be subtle?

[daytripping]

Actually Linda stays up greenburn road. round about there, wouldn't surprise me if this is a christmas gift, I know her husband, could blow him over, I'll ask around.

[daytripping]

Smoke him out Dayts.

 

If its true, stall him and I can be anywhere in boxy within 3 minutes.

 

Unless I'm taking a shit which will add minimum 2 mins to response time.

 

Smoke him out Dayts.

 

If its true, stall him and I can be anywhere in boxy within 3 minutes.

 

Unless I'm taking a shit which will add minimum 2 mins to response time.

 

Emma thinks the World owes her a living because she can reproduce, I'm on it min.

 

Did unleaded work btw?