Help M'boab!

[Ke1t]

Just got new windaes put in, and we're going to need some kind of screens/shades/blinds/fuck curtains I'm not having curtains to cover the windaes.

 

Now I happen to know that shopping for blinds or whatever is going to suck my dick in a bad way, and I also happen to know that the wife is going to want to traipse around every fucking store in the Metro Detroit area to a radius of up to 100 miles, looking for just the right fucking blinds, and I further know that she's going to want to spend a minimum of 1 hour in every one of those stores even if it turns out we've accidentally wandered into, say, a fucking car showroom.

 

I've looked online a bit to see what's available, and to be frank I'm about greeting wi boredom just looking at pictures onlne... actually going out and shopping for them is going to finish me off surer than Dhalsim's Stretchy Arm Combo when the opponent is on like 5% health and standing with birds flying around his heid like a cartoon character.

 

I'm looking for a shortcut to success here.

 

What do you have over your windows, and are they any good?

 

Blinds, screens, bin liners, or curtains not fucking curtains.

[looksgoodinred]

i'm failing to see why you have to go with her?

 

perhaps help measure the windows, and send her off for a day or two shopping/lunching with a friend, chequebook in hand?

 

or alternatively, use an in-home shopping service? they bring the big books with them, measure everything up for you and order it.

you'll be free to come and go to "check on your loon" (or whatever) several times throughout the appointment(s).

 

EDIT: should have said though, if you're not going to go along, you can't complain about what she orders.

and i have a combination of curtains/sheers in some rooms, wooden blinds in others, and mini-blinds with 18" box-pleated fabric valances in others.

[Ke1t]

i'm failing to see why you have to go with her?

 

perhaps help measure the windows, and send her off for a day or two shopping/lunching with a friend, chequebook in hand?

 

or alternatively, use an in-home shopping service? they bring the big books with them, measure everything up for you and order it.

you'll be free to come and go to "check on your loon" (or whatever) several times throughout the appointment(s).

 

You're only failing to see why I have to go with her because you're not putting yourself in my place.

 

I could say"I'm not shopping for curtains.", I could say that... and what she would actually hear is me saying, "Hey, how about you treat my cock like a scabby rat for the next two weeks, and refuse to even smack it with a hairbrush, let alone try to suck the paint off it? How about you do that? Does that sound like something you'd like to do? It does? Magic!"

 

You have to weigh the pros and cons.

 

I should have added the qualifier, "I'm looking for a shortcut to success, by which I mean I don't want to end up spending a fortnight wanking into an empty cider bottle"

 

Tell you what, post up a picture of your curtains, LGIR, just to see if it gives me any ideas.

[looksgoodinred]

You're only failing to see why I have to go with her because you're not putting yourself in my place.

 

I could say"I'm not shopping for curtains.", I could say that... and what she would actually hear is me saying, "Hey, how about you treat my cock like a scabby rat for the next two weeks, and refuse to even smack it with a hairbrush, let alone try to suck the paint off it? How about you do that? Does that sound like something you'd like to do? It does? Magic!"

 

You have to weigh the pros and cons.

 

I should have added the qualifier, "I'm looking for a shortcut to success, by which I mean I don't want to end up spending a fortnight wanking into an empty cider bottle"

 

Tell you what, post up a picture of your curtains, LGIR, just to see if it gives me any ideas.

 

does she want curtains? and i am failing to see how this can reflect poorly on you. it's all in how you sell it, i guess.

 

use an in-home shopping service then.. a couple of them. they have EVERYTHING you could want to buy by way of window coverings.

she'll not even have to go out to spend money.

 

you'll be lucky if she can keep her mouth off you, she'll be so thrilled.

 

EDIT: is "curtains" a euphemism?

[Ke1t]

does she want curtains? and i am failing to see how this can reflect poorly on you. it's all in how you sell it, i guess.

 

use an in-home shopping service then.. a couple of them. they have EVERYTHING you could want to buy by way of window coverings.

she'll not even have to go out to spend money.

 

you'll be lucky if she can keep her mouth off you, she'll be so thrilled.

 

This actually may be relevant to my interests

 

 

 

EDIT: is "curtains" a euphemism?

[looksgoodinred]

Any progress to report? Or are you living with bare windows?

 

EDIT: meant to say if you've got bare windows for now, you can pick up some handy temporary blinds that are a snap to install, for next to nothing, at Lowes or Home Depot. Til whatever you order comes in.

[Ke1t]

Day two of no blinds. We'll likely get to Lowe's tomorrow. Till then the neighbours get to check out my action whether they like it or not