Cows Eurovision Thread 2013 In Association With Datys

[cow]

Hello, Cow here.

 

Eurovision is the postman that's depressing the lock on our garden gate, a time to reflect on the beauty of women, song and political voting.

 

Tonight we will be represented by the UK and are a 100/1 shot to win with bonnie Tyler #bettertogether.

 

Cow thinks that Russia is an excellent bet at 17/1 or evens for a top 6 finish.

 

 

 

I will link in a youtube preview to get you moist.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Cow

[cow]

[cow]

ACT one- France. Signing in French ugly woman and awful song.

 

Junk.

 

 

1/10 discount.

 

 

 

 

 

Cow.

[cow]

Song 2. Lithuania. In English so plus points and here ok looking.

 

Middle of the road 6/10.

[cow]

Song 3 Moldova - Quite attractive woman but awful ballad song. 4/10 midtable.

[cow]

Song 4 Finland. Excellent shite. Certain to be in the top 10 despite the population gap

[cow]

Song 5 Spain 200/1 at some bookies. Good looking, can sing but as part of Iberia, spain lacks in the in intergration stakes.

[cow]

song 6 Belgium. Horrible, and homosexual.

[cow]

Song 7 Estonia.- 0/10 waste of time

[cow]

song 8 Belarus- 2/10 junk.

[granite sheep]

Song 4 Finland. Excellent shite. Certain to be in the top 10 despite the population gap

Finnish bird would get it big style, as would the Belarus bird

[cow]

Song 9 Malta. I like the song but there is no chance this will do well.

[cow]

Finnish bird would get it big style, as would the Belarus bird

 

 

Agree it's the best song thus far.

 

Fanny + song + singer + friendly neighbours= Top 10

[cow]

SONG 10 VOTE THIS ITS BRILLIANT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[granite sheep]

Bonnie Tyler: awful song is awful.

[chief_wiggum]

Denmark is the winner! Shes lush

[granite sheep]

The Greek ska band were awesome tho, breath of fresh air in amongst all the power ballads and forgettable generic europoop.

[BrianFaePerth]

Seems the lineup for this year has some honeys

 

Russia

 

 

Spain

 

 

Slovenia

 

 

and then there is always that weird country who go for the freak factor. Step forward the home of do-it-yourself dungeons Austria, who will be offering, well, this

 

[The Hulk]

Spain

 

 

 

 

 

That's the amply-chesticled Spanish lassie that was on X-Factor a few years back.

[dave_min]

Just a quick reminded that last year I did tip Denmark to win.

[Bluto10]

Cow & DT.... Now there's a duet that could give justice to any foreigner or John farnam number

 

[The Cockney Don]

Quite like the Norway and Montenegro entries ,

 

latvia and france ,

 

 

prediction : 1st sweden, 2nd armenia .

 

 

quick look at all the songs : http://youtu.be/n5iFGGAKjGc

[Clydeside_Sheep]

Cow & DT.... Now there's a duet that could give justice to any foreigner or John farnam number

 

 

[Clydeside_Sheep]

I f*cking detest the Eurovision contest, what a load of balls it is.

 

Its all the wee pissy countries (with no army etc) who take it deadly seriously - they've never won a war or owt, but boy this is their chance to shine!

[dave_min]

I f*cking detest the Eurovision contest, what a load of balls it is.

 

Pretty sure its the Euro-Lottery thats a load of balls.

[cow]

#gettingexcitedforeurovision

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Cow.

[Guest]

Cow. Nobody likes you. We are Aberdeen. You're a weegie who lives in the sad East Lothian. Get a life.

 

EDIT: You're also a coward, and a very thick fuck.

[cow]

Cow. Nobody likes you. We are Aberdeen. You're a weegie who lives in the sad East Lothian. Get a life.

 

EDIT: You're also a coward, and a very thick fuck.

 

 

Trust me I'm not.

 

Still thanks for your kind words RS. Your opinion matters to me.

[Guest]

Given that

 

1. nobody likes you

2. this is Aberdeen

3. weegie

4. living in the sad east lothian, and

5. you are a coward

 

were all indisputable, I guess your intellect was your only point of possible contention.

 

Your future posting will determine. Leopards don't change spots.

[The Boofon]

 

Pretty sure its the Euro-Lottery thats a load of balls.

 

 

 

 

Magic. :trophy: