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Henry Newbie

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Folk that watch 50+ english games on telly per year are complete and ugger faggots, end of.

 

Scottish folk that have an in-depth knowledge of Everton's midfield problems and love to debate who Arsenal's best right-back is, but can hardly name a player in the SPL, undoubtedly smoke cock in their spare time IMO.

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Henry Newbie

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Scottish folk that have an fuck all knowledge of aberdeens problems and love to debate on afc chat, but hardly ever attend a game in the SPL, undoubtedly smoke their sisters peaty cock in their black house

 

 

Try to stay on topic please Bluto.

 

This is a thread to discuss the correlation between liking English football and cocks up the dunghole.

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Henry Newbie

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Agreed, bluto being a prime example, if he came all this shit in the bar in real life he'd be nursing a burst mooth shortly afterward.

 

"Do you want to know something interesting about the Stoke back four?" asked Bluto, desperately trying to engage someone, anyone, in conversation, as he gazed awestruck at the fantastic action provided by another Sky Super Sunday.

 

"No." replied Tup, wearily, as he contemplated putting his glass through the fat loner's throat.

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Bluto10 Grand Master

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"Do you want to know something interesting about the Hearts back four?" asked Tup, desperately trying to engage someone, anyone, in conversation, as he gazed awestruck at the fantastic action provided by another Edinburgh derby.

 

 

"No." replied harcus, wearily, as he contemplated putting his his knob down his bald lover's throat.


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Henry Newbie

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More evidence backing up the thread title:

 

 

United have warned fans against donating to an internet-based campaign aimed at bringing Cristiano Ronaldo back to Old Trafford.

A group of Australian Reds have launched a drive to raise the funds needed to sign the 28-year-old Portuguese superstar, who is currently at Real Madrid.
In what many would see as an optimistic move, they believe the ‘BringRonaldoHome’ movement, which sees supporters deposit initial donations of £10 can hit the reported £100m buyout clause in the winger’s contract.
Since it’s launch last month the campaign claims to have had 5,019 pledges – but United have warned fans against backing the campaign.
A spokesman told the M.E.N.: “Manchester United would like to remind fans that decisions over additions to the squad will be made by the manager and the manager alone. We would not want any of our supporters to be under a false impression that anything other than this would ever be the case.”
The group, fronted by Stockport ex-pat Lee Clough, say the £10 deposits will, if the bid is successful, eventually be exchanged for a new United shirt with Ronaldo’s name and number on the back. When asked, that being the case, where the money to sign the player would actually come from Mr Clough, who is hoping to draw on the resources of the club’s 650m worldwide followers, said the group could ‘not reveal our strategy in full’.
He added that the success of the campaign was dependent upon kit manufacturers Nike and Manchester United, adding that the 'bulk of the funds raised will go to the club and CR7’s (Ronaldo's) transfer fee’.
Mr Clough also promised that if the bid failed, fans would receive their £10 deposits back in full, adding that plans to charge an admin fee had been dropped and denied claims that the ‘crowd funding’ system was a scam. He said: “We are a good group of people who have put an amazing amount of effort into this project.
“The model is based off a tried and successful business model of crowd-funding.
“We have contacted Manchester United at a senior level and reassured them that our intentions are only for the good of the club.
“This gives all fans the chance to be involved to assist the club to re-sign CR7.”
Ronaldo, who has two years remaining on his contract with Real Madrid, is said to have turned down a new offer.

 

:clangers2::gay:

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Henry Newbie

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I enjoy watching EPL football. Purely because, let's face it, it's generally a million times better than the shite we get subjected to in the SPL.

 

Aye, but you're a glory-hunting "scouse" bastard Tyrant, so we'll take your opinion with a pinch of salt thanks.

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Canna slag off English football on here anymore, I'm on a final warning from SOTR for having the temerity to dislike intensely his beloved EPL.

 

Not like you to bend the truth Tup!

 

If you recall, you were demanding that the EPL thread be deleted from the forum - so we obliged by disabling it from your account.

 

However, you most certainly aren't banned. Those of us who enjoy watching and chatting about English football would be delighted if you have a change of heart and wish to re-engage with discussion. We always welcome input from fellow fans.

 

If your excitement levels, ahead of the new season, become too much to bare, then please send one of the mods a PM and we'll have your viewing and posting privileges re-instated as soon as possible.

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